lmao

 

Evil things to do:

1. Start following her around. Make sure she sees it but also make sure it isn't obvious (not serious enough to get the coppers involved).

2. A little bit after you start following her, start doing little things to her. A good one is to let the air out of the tires. Maybe throw an odd egg every once in awhile. Like to drink? Make sure a couple of dozen bottles end up on her lawn (or her parents lawn). Try not to just target her car.

3. Stop doing these things for a couple of weeks. If you can get away with it spread a rumor around that you still kind of like her and wonder if you guys can get back together.

4. Wait a week. Then drive by, break the ceramic off a spark plug, and throw it at her side windows. It will break them if you throw it right and it is almost silent (all you hear is falling glass). You can't break a windshield or back window using these though (too strong).

5. Disappear. Don't ever talk to her again. Set up the camera and see if you can catch her doing something to your car. If you do bust her ***!

 

God this is a sick thread... What happened to this girl is she dead? Jon