X GIRL vandalized my P5
April-15th-2002, 11:37 AM
#31
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Well it's too late for this but you should have called the police and then called your insurance company. Have the insurance company pay for the cleaning and the damaged gas tank. You lie to the police and say that your dog woke you up and that you say a female that looks like your ex. she is in trouble with the police and your insurance company will then send her a bill for the amount that they paid you plus you deductible. this is a bill that she won't be able not to pay.
April-15th-2002, 01:45 PM
#32
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Originally posted by Identity_X
why waste pot when one can
why waste pot when one can
April-15th-2002, 05:49 PM
#35
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NO REVENGE YET
WUZ POPPIN NOT MUCH , STILL HAVNT GOTTIN EVEN . IVE GOT SOME GOOD IDEAS FROM YOU GUYS WHEN I GET MY REVENGE I,LL LET YOU KNOW. IM GOING TO LET IT RIDE FOR A WHILE THEN, BAM REMEMBER ME BITCH. THATS KIND OF FUNNY THE SAME **** COULD HAPPEN TO SOMEONE ELSE I BELIEVE YOU SAID YOUR FROM CONNECTICUT ,WHATS HER NAME THAT DID THAT TO YOUR CAR . iM GOING TO DO SOME CRAZY **** TO THIS GIRL I JUST DONT KNOW WHATS BEST YET 
x GIRL
x GIRL
April-15th-2002, 06:53 PM
#36
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Damn. Should have called the cops. Granted, she might have got away with a fine or probation or some crap, but it would be a pain in the *** for her to have to go to court, tell her parents and friends why, and have to deal with losing some dough. People underestimate the usefulness of filing charges. Plus, you wouldn't have to pay for it yourself.
Just be careful. She might have planned for payback, and might have her car staked out. You can always go get a valve-stem puller thingy. My boyfriend has one. Can pretend you're tying your shoes, and poof! Valve-stems buh bye. Of course, I'm not advocating committing illegal acts...... This is just for you to dream about doing......
Just be careful. She might have planned for payback, and might have her car staked out. You can always go get a valve-stem puller thingy. My boyfriend has one. Can pretend you're tying your shoes, and poof! Valve-stems buh bye. Of course, I'm not advocating committing illegal acts......
This is just for you to dream about doing......
April-15th-2002, 07:50 PM
#37
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I have an idea....get a few cans of shaving cream,put them in your freezer overnight.Then you just knock the can and remove the tin around the frozen stuff....throw the frozen shaving cream log in her car.When it melts it expands like crazy.(imagine emptying the can in her car?Then its about twice the amount of cream you would get by doing it this way.)
another solution.Put a bomb under her car,near the gas tank of course,and rig it to her starter so when she gets in the car she'll blow up like the guy in the cadillac in ''The specialist''....
please dont take me seriously (for the shaving cream thing)
another solution.Put a bomb under her car,near the gas tank of course,and rig it to her starter so when she gets in the car she'll blow up like the guy in the cadillac in ''The specialist''....
please dont take me seriously (for the shaving cream thing)
April-16th-2002, 10:28 AM
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hell with all of those,,, friend that bitch up , then take her to Dennys and sit down ,, (make sure your girl knows your gonna do this) ,, then order some food,. know while she is sitting down ,, you get up and go order a pie ,, and pay for it , then come back and smash the frigin pie in her face real good , and then look at her and tell her , don't you ever let me catch you near my frigin car or the next time it won't be a fing pie in your face ......
and then leave her *** there to pay the frigin bill and bounce
boom your set
Bruce
and then leave her *** there to pay the frigin bill and bounce
boom your set
Bruce
April-17th-2002, 01:09 AM
#43
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Give her a Tony Danza!!!
If you ever get back in bed with her, start doing her from behind (doggie style) and go at pace she enjoys. Right before she is getting off, Stop... and ******* blast her in the back of the head with your fist, I mean really hard. When she regroups and says "what was that for?" say "Who's the Boss?". She will reply with "what?", and say "Tony Danza!!!" and blast her again.
If you really want to get her car....Take a dump on her hood. throw love mayonaise all over her wipers. Take a cutting torch and cut her roof off, and then take a dump on her seat. Use a hole puncher (Army issue AR 33) and put a few holes in her ride. Wate for her to get in it, and then JB Weld her doors shut. Get her drunk, and make her ride a bike into the side of her car. Rip off her pubes and sprinkle them on a egg that you placed on her trunk. Go to the butcher shop and buy a pigs severed head, and tie it to the front of her car . Blow her car up or put a Fear This sticker on her windsheild, beside a picture of her face when she just woke up in the mourning. any of those could work.
I am just kidding about all of these, I would not reccomend any of them.
That sucks she did that man. Seriously I would do the Camera thing, hopefully catching her. Then call the cops and sue the **** out of her
If you really want to get her car....Take a dump on her hood. throw love mayonaise all over her wipers. Take a cutting torch and cut her roof off, and then take a dump on her seat. Use a hole puncher (Army issue AR 33) and put a few holes in her ride. Wate for her to get in it, and then JB Weld her doors shut. Get her drunk, and make her ride a bike into the side of her car. Rip off her pubes and sprinkle them on a egg that you placed on her trunk. Go to the butcher shop and buy a pigs severed head, and tie it to the front of her car . Blow her car up or put a Fear This sticker on her windsheild, beside a picture of her face when she just woke up in the mourning. any of those could work.
I am just kidding about all of these, I would not reccomend any of them.
That sucks she did that man. Seriously I would do the Camera thing, hopefully catching her. Then call the cops and sue the **** out of her
April-17th-2002, 05:39 AM
#45
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Originally posted by onehawaiian
...put lil boy **** in her trunk. and a "plan" to kidnap little kids sketched out on various magazine pages. oooh, a bong pipe would be nice(freshly used). and perhaps some home made bomb paraphenalia. and a few **** flags. a little bag with powder labeled "anthrax...or something." that should get her back good!
...put lil boy **** in her trunk. and a "plan" to kidnap little kids sketched out on various magazine pages. oooh, a bong pipe would be nice(freshly used). and perhaps some home made bomb paraphenalia. and a few **** flags. a little bag with powder labeled "anthrax...or something." that should get her back good!
