aWeX

I once found a nice litte document on the web, called The Avengers Handbook , and I guess it could dome in handy in this case. It had all kinds of crazy **** in it,kinda like the Terrorist Handbook, and a lot of the tips you guys wrote was in it too. I think i downloaded the whole thing, and if I find it I`ll just put it up somewhere on the net and put the link in this post.
If was pissed at someone, and decided to use some of the things in that document, I could really **** things up

silvertweetyES

From a girl to a guy..... get back cool with her, just as friends talk tell her about what happened to your car, blah, blah. tell her u have no idea who did it and you don't care about it. She is going to be thinking one that she didn't get to u, even though she did. two, that u have no clue who did it, and three that she has nothing to worry about . Then when she least expects you of "getting her back " put sugar in her gas tank, and what ever else, make it look like a girl did it. But first it depends on what kind of car she drives. If it's hooked up key it (insurance does sometimes pay for keyed cars) so it looks like a girl did it or flatten her tires. Be careful b/c if the car isn't in her name she is more than likely to tell her parents then u might have a problem on your hands. She will not suspect u if you are cool with her. stay friend with her a while so that she wont know a thing. then after awhile leave her alone. Just remeber to tell your current g-friend what's up and don't tell any of your friends b/c most can't hold water. just remember "Keep your friends close and your enimes closer"!

Makaveli

any new or 'fresh' ideas on how to get people back? I might need a couple for my friend.

misbah

Line the top side of the wiper blades with vaseline...next time it rains n she hits the wipers she'll get a nice surprise, itll be a bitch to wash off and props to anyone who can drive lookin through that sheet!

old school yet simple..cut her break lines.

High school treat...deli meat preservatives destroy paint..get sliced meat (packaged) and make designs on her car, itll leave nice discolored spots...

ive seen this done to a wrangler before..if u have the time and are able too, totally disconnect her drivers door, she opens it..it falls.

Makaveli

So hey, what ended up hapenning with this story? So many great ideas wasted.....

I just came up with another one



Put sugar in her gas tank.....


tape the sugar bag 'Rogers' preferably, to her car and wait in the bush in the morning. When she comes near her car, she'll naturally grab the bag, and then you take the pic of her with the bag in her hand. You go to your local insurance company with a hat and hood on, hand them the envelope, tell em that it might be interesting and walk away.

Ambient

Here...post her number up here, everyone on this site can goto dailpad.com and prank her 24/7, no way to trace it...

Or put her number on some S&M gay/lesbian bondage newsgroups and say "This is my number and I want to have kinky phone sex, call me"

Brycer79

hive some homeless guy a ski mask and a sack of oranges, and say 20 bucks, 20 for food, and a sack of oranges won't leave bruises and he can have those as well afterwards... that way it's settled and a guy gets a good meal etc.. or smokes or whatever the hell he wants to buy

JDMstuff

Break the glass and chuck a road flare inside. No, wait, she might get a new car out of it. Better yet, get some aircraft remover/paint remover from PepBoys, it comes in a spray can and you can write what you want on her car. The paint will melt away in about 5 minutes. You're supposed to rinse it off after 5 minutes, and if you don't it starts eating away at the metal. *This works extremely well...so I've heard

Sir Nuke

you could alway find some nice fresh road kill....something nice and juicy...and tie it up on top of her muffler....and just sit back and wait....lol

LOS-323

Or you could just take some big plyers, and squeeze the tailpipe at a place that is not visible (like between the cat and the muffler).

That way she will have a car with very little power and never figure out what the f*ck happened.

Bomber

Spray Pam on the windows. Put corn syrup under the door handles. Popcorn kernels in the muffler.cut the rubber off of the wipers, and last but not least liquid weld the door locks.

LOS-323

Have you done all that before to someone?

What does the Pam do? Does it just make the glass all smeared looking or does it have some other sort of effect?

protegeDX

if i was as mad as you i would thnk of so many things to do back to her or somtin. mess that thing up complete where its not fixable.. but usually i probably wont do anything..... im just too nice

[16] Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly; never be conceited. [17] Repay no one evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all. [18] If possible, so far as it depends upon you, live peaceably with all. [19] Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God; for it is written, "Vengeance is mine , I will repay, says the Lord." [20] No, "if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals upon his head." [21] Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

trust me. i've seen things happen.. to go by this is entirely up to u

unrighteously thinking, i'd tell u to get like 10 friends to bash the hell out of her car and eff up the engine..

Bomber

Nothing too bad. Its great if you do it in the winter. it looks like there is frost on the window, and when they try to scrape it off it smears. The other good one is to spray pam or some other cooking spray on their wipers. It dosen't hurt and its funny.
I've had it done to me and have done it to other people.
I had someone put cat food on a car I once had. When I came out there were little cat prints all over my car, and the food had frozen onto the window. I got him back with the old ball bering in the hub trick with a little dead mouse in his gas cover.

semtex

ok ideas ideas..
1.) get a sticker made like im a bitch or better yet find one or more then stick them on her car and spray clearcoat over it and itll be a bitch to come off

2.) find fresh road kill (preferably someones cat or dog) tie it to the undercarage of her car then tie it to the body and hide it under the car so shge wont see it when she gets in then write on the bumper with paint or that paint remover, i hate animals or i kill animals for joy os something along those lines

3.) weld her gas can cap shut

4) undo all her lug nuts then put the hubcaps back on

5.)do the camera trick at home good idea

6.)buy some ****** and make them really nasty, write her full name on them then hide them in other peoples work place at her work place, nasty rumor spreading/ may get fired

7.)pour oil on the brakes through the rims best you can, not total loss of braks but nasty **** tho

8.) take off her wiper blades then set the arm on the wiper itself but dont put it on, that way when she turns it on the arm jumps off the blade and it sratches the glass right where your line of sight is

9.) give its a crazy paint job with sprsay paint like neons and stuff

10) drive a pick axe throught it (speed holes) kinda loud tho

11.) if you can open the hood undo the hoods bolts and leave the hood open

12.) take off her muffler with a hacksaw and remover her # plate, and lace illegal stuff in or on her car, so when she gets pulled over its no good

13.) chain her car to a nearby tree so when she leaves shes like wtf? then guns it and chain breaks flys back and does some serious damage to the car (may cause death or very serious injury) you decide how far you wanna go

14.) tie a child sized manicon under her car and cover it in katchup or sumthin red and tear off some of the arms

so many..........do what you choose, and dont let nobody *** with the pros owners and their cars!!!!

and yea sry to hear what she did man i just had to write this all down while it was coming to me, i feel ur pain i wanna chunk of her now!!!!!