X GIRL vandalized my P5
 

OK wednesday night me and my girl go out to see a movie after the movie we decide to go to my crib and :inthebum:. So after we got busy i gave here a ride back to her house because she had to work the next morning. I go back to my house and fell asleep at around 3:30 AM my dog starts to go ballistic and me being the bubble head i am, i tell my dog to shut the F%$% up and lay down. She was barking for a reason but i was too tired to get up and investigate so i just fell back asleep. Now its 9:00 am and i wake up getting ready for work doing the usual morning routine. So now im all done ready to go to work i walk outside and im like WTF :mad: :rant: :fu: :yell: motherf#$##^@%S I look at my car 2002 P5 it has four flats and is covered with powdered clothing detergent and some red slurpee shit, my car looked like a fucking sundee no joke and then to top it off they popped open my gas lid with a screw driver and poured dirt down in my tank.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: The first thing i do is run back inside call my job and tell them i wont be making it in im going to kick some serious ass. The second thing i do is change my work clothes go outside and wash my car luckily that shit didnt fuck up my paint ,plus i had just waxed it the week before with some 3M wax. Thank the lord for 3M. Then i inspect my tires 205-40-17 and again i was lucky they were not popped they just let the air out. So i call my boy and tell him to bring over his aircompressor to fill my tires back up, and he asks me what happened,so i told him what had happened and he was like no shit dude i got something i need to tell you when i get there. He shows up at my house like ten minutes later and was like yo man your not going to believe this but last night i seen your X girl in dennys like at 2;30 am talking mad shit to her friend that she had seen you at the movies with some other girl. CAN YOU SAY JEALOUS CRAZY X GIRLFRIEND. The first words out of my mouth were, ITS ON BITCH I cant beleive she would go to that level. After all the drama i had my car towed to mazda to get the fuel tank pumped out i did not attempt to start the car knowing i would of clogged up some fuel lines and my injectors so after about three hours at mazda my car was good as new again THANK GOD NO NOTICEABLE DAMMAGE OR ANYTHING THAT BITCH IS SO LUCKY. I didnt post this to tell you about my car because it is ok now, but my main reason for posting is i need all your opinions ON HOW TO GET EVEN i have a few ideas but i want to hear your ideas first . I think the best part about it is that she doesnt know that i know she did it. I want to thank my boy lui for getting really stoned that night and going to dennys to kill his munchies if it were'nt for him id be clueless to who disrespected my beautiful P5 . I also have to apoligize to my dog because i know for a fact she was trying to tell me someone was messing with my shit and i just yelled at her PEACE OUT BOOSTED MP5 I hope you guys have my back and give me some ideas and to any women who might read this im not disrespecting but she truely deserves to be call a BEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTCH:D

sorry to hear that bro....

call her and be like "what's up baby........I really miss you...blah blah blah........wanna come by?"

so when she does come by you tell her "I know that it was you that messed with my car.......this is a warning.....if you ever do something like that again, I am going to kick your ass.....regardless of the fact that you are a woman...."
or you could threaten her with the cops or a lawsuit or some sh*t like that.........

hope that gives you some ideas.....

man that realy sucks as far as what i would do i would not recomend it to anyone ......but there really is nothing you can do
1. she is a girl...so you cant kick her ass..
2.get to know the woman before you get with them....
ok here is what i CAN write on the internet.....i would confront her and se how she reacts...if you really know her then you will know whether she is lying to u.....and if she is then tell her that if there is ever even a scrtch on your car you will call the cops...

Thats pretty slick but i was thinking more like setting her car on fire,just kidding, But then again two wrongs dont make a rite . I cant help myself she started WORLD WAR THREE with me man, and i cant wait to get even:mad:

kill da hoe!....jk

This reminds me I need to pick up a key lock gas cap for my truck.
I can't stand crazy females.

I used to work with one. Oh man. She was infatuated with this one guy, and to be honest, he wasn't good looking. I don't want to say he was somewhat ugly, because that's mean, but I essentially just said it. *shrug* :D Haha.

All I have to say is: *moves hand near head, moves index finger in a circular motion while it pointing at head* "koo-koo!%$#@$ koo-koo!&^%#@$#@ looooo-ney!@#$%"

What a looney bitch. You need to just fucking call that bitch up and tell her up front, in a very calm voice "It's over between us. It did not work out and will never work out between us. It would be in your best interest to move on, because you'll only land becoming mad once again and doing something to my car that you will regret. That's right. I know it was you. Don't play dumb--don't even say a thing about it--because I don't want to hear it. You do something to my car again, the police will be knocking at your door, trust me. I don't want to see you again. You see me in the mall or at the market, just walk by and act like you don't know me, because that's what I'm going to do. Surely you must realize that pulling idiotic stunts like this will not help us to get back together again? Are you trying to send out a signal that you're crying out for help? Well, yeah, you need help, but I'm not going to be the one to help you out. You better find someone else, because it's over... BIYAAATCH!%*@#&*%$&$#!&@#*%&!$#@!! *slams phone*"

Heh... Just a thought. That's what I would do. :evilgrin: :wee:

Later on.

How old is she?

dude. froot loop her car. and spell out "i knew it was u. u broke my heart." (but this is only cool if you have the godfather song playing in your head)
:mach:

shes 21 shes gone totally apeshit over me. I mean damn i know im good in bed and all- LOL- but this bitch is bananas. Im thinking about playing it off and pretending like i dont know shit then getting back at her when she least expects it. WARNING TO ALL WOMEN DONT MESS WITH A PLAYERS PROTEGE 5 YOU WIIL CATCH A BAD ONE. I wish a guy would of done it so i could beat him down like a red headed step child:mad: :fight: :bonk: :headshot: Maybe i should get my new girl to beat her down then i could record it with my new digi cam and post it up. That would be some funny shiz.:D

if she has a car,go carve F*CK (her name) on the paint.Because it is a personnal attack,the insurance company will not pay for the damage.
Talk about vengeance.You can also dump some sh*t (your dog's crap of course) all over her car,or inside if she forgot to close a window...stick a potatoe in her muffler ,bananas work as well..stick a gay rainbow sticker on her bumper..put another car's licence plate on it and remove hers,throw it in a sewer.if she forgot to close a window,put a dead fish under her seat (along with crap).
Those are just a few ideas.I could think of more if you need to..:smoke:

no i didnt take pictures i was freeking out so bad i was not thinking about pictures i just wanted to get that shit off my car i should of though. I spazzed out when i saw my baby all fucked up. I was ready to kill someone. I think im going to let my pitbull loose on that bitch.

bitch on bitch thats cool

pour some molasses on her steering wheel or all over her car...
put a BIG bag of pot in her trunk,then remove her licence plate so when she gets caught the cops will find the pot and arrest her..let your dog munch on her cars bumper covers,and piss on it

NO ONE should mess around a man's car.

I just got to say i love this board, you guys are just as crazy as me keep the suggestions coming i like the shit all over and in the car thats pretty good:D She has know idea whats coming at her.

PAYBACKS A BITCH MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:firehair: :mach: