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Old Dec 13, 2002 | 06:00 PM
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**** it pull some nancy karagin **** on her and break her legs, then punch her in the throat, so she cant scream.
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 06:05 PM
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Originally posted by semtex
14.) tie a child sized manicon under her car and cover it in katchup or sumthin red and tear off some of the arms
Funny, heh, but this man needs help.
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 07:15 PM
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lol yeah semtex's replies kinda freaked me out. lol
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 08:34 PM
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Ok, this is very effective, but it will only work if she has hub caps , well you could try with the inside of the bumpers but I've never done it this way, here it goes:

You take a bucket full of squid and put the squid between the hubcaps and the steelies (all 4 of them), at first the smell is very subtle but after a couple of days under the sun it will start to stink real bad, since you live in florida this is perfect for you.
When she notices the smell, shell start to look for the source of it wich will probably drive her crazy for a couple of days and when she does find it will be too late, the stench kinda blends with the car and it's almost impossible to get rid of it.

I know of a few people who had to get rid of their cars because of this, it works even better if she's going away on a long trip (without her car, of course), just imagine the car sitting under the sun with the squid rotting away and stinking it all up, can you say owned?
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 09:11 PM
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I'd just put the dirt back in her gas tank then shut the gas cap so she won't notice. That'll *** her car up good.
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 09:22 PM
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Re: The Avengers Handbook

Originally posted by aWeX
I once found a nice litte document on the web, called The Avengers Handbook , and I guess it could dome in handy in this case. It had all kinds of crazy **** in it,kinda like the Terrorist Handbook, and a lot of the tips you guys wrote was in it too. I think i downloaded the whole thing, and if I find it I`ll just put it up somewhere on the net and put the link in this post.
If was pissed at someone, and decided to use some of the things in that document, I could really **** things up
The anarchist's cookbook is pretty cool too.
Old Dec 13, 2002 | 09:35 PM
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sugar pour sugar down her gas tank she'll be good
Old Dec 14, 2002 | 12:38 AM
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Originally posted by Ambient
Here...post her number up here, everyone on this site can goto dailpad.com and prank her 24/7, no way to trace it...

Or put her number on some S&M gay/lesbian bondage newsgroups and say "This is my number and I want to have kinky phone sex, call me"
haha funny dude. thats a dirty idea. how bout KY JELLY all over her tires

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Old Dec 14, 2002 | 01:36 AM
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ahh screw all these ideas.. just kill her...
Old Dec 14, 2002 | 01:56 AM
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you know... the original poster hasn't been here in a little while...lol
Old Dec 14, 2002 | 06:33 AM
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i think this is just a good thread to see exactually how sick everyone is. lol
Old Dec 14, 2002 | 08:47 AM
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If the car is unlocked or you can get the hood open, completely remove and/or rearrange all of the pipes/wires! Happened to one of my friend...so damn hilarious!!!!!
Old Dec 14, 2002 | 09:22 AM
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Take the wires from one of the stop lights and put it down the gas tank, next time she presses the brake pedal: KABOOM! the bitch is dead .
Old Dec 14, 2002 | 09:49 AM
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Originally posted by JAC
Take the wires from one of the stop lights and put it down the gas tank, next time she presses the brake pedal: KABOOM! the bitch is dead .
hahahahhahaha thats quite eevil
Old Dec 14, 2002 | 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by THEGOLDPRO
i think this is just a good thread to see exactually how sick everyone is. lol
then who is winning?



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