X GIRL vandalized my P5
December-13th-2002, 08:34 PM
#64
huh?
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Caracas,Venezuela
Posts: 871
Ok, this is very effective, but it will only work if she has hub caps , well you could try with the inside of the bumpers but I've never done it this way, here it goes:
You take a bucket full of squid and put the squid between the hubcaps and the steelies (all 4 of them), at first the smell is very subtle but after a couple of days under the sun it will start to stink real bad, since you live in florida this is perfect for you.
When she notices the smell, shell start to look for the source of it wich will probably drive her crazy for a couple of days and when she does find it will be too late, the stench kinda blends with the car and it's almost impossible to get rid of it.
I know of a few people who had to get rid of their cars because of this, it works even better if she's going away on a long trip (without her car, of course), just imagine the car sitting under the sun with the squid rotting away and stinking it all up, can you say owned?
You take a bucket full of squid and put the squid between the hubcaps and the steelies (all 4 of them), at first the smell is very subtle but after a couple of days under the sun it will start to stink real bad, since you live in florida this is perfect for you.
When she notices the smell, shell start to look for the source of it wich will probably drive her crazy for a couple of days and when she does find it will be too late, the stench kinda blends with the car and it's almost impossible to get rid of it.
I know of a few people who had to get rid of their cars because of this, it works even better if she's going away on a long trip (without her car, of course), just imagine the car sitting under the sun with the squid rotting away and stinking it all up, can you say owned?
December-13th-2002, 09:22 PM
#66
Wok the Wok
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Calgary, Canada
Posts: 785
Re: The Avengers Handbook
Originally posted by aWeX
I once found a nice litte document on the web, called The Avengers Handbook , and I guess it could dome in handy in this case. It had all kinds of crazy **** in it,kinda like the Terrorist Handbook, and a lot of the tips you guys wrote was in it too. I think i downloaded the whole thing, and if I find it I`ll just put it up somewhere on the net and put the link in this post.
If was pissed at someone, and decided to use some of the things in that document, I could really **** things up
I once found a nice litte document on the web, called The Avengers Handbook , and I guess it could dome in handy in this case. It had all kinds of crazy **** in it,kinda like the Terrorist Handbook, and a lot of the tips you guys wrote was in it too. I think i downloaded the whole thing, and if I find it I`ll just put it up somewhere on the net and put the link in this post.
If was pissed at someone, and decided to use some of the things in that document, I could really **** things up
good
December-14th-2002, 12:38 AM
#68
Protege Owner
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: va beach 757
Posts: 492
Originally posted by Ambient
Here...post her number up here, everyone on this site can goto dailpad.com and prank her 24/7, no way to trace it...
Or put her number on some S&M gay/lesbian bondage newsgroups and say "This is my number and I want to have kinky phone sex, call me"
Here...post her number up here, everyone on this site can goto dailpad.com and prank her 24/7, no way to trace it...
Or put her number on some S&M gay/lesbian bondage newsgroups and say "This is my number and I want to have kinky phone sex, call me"
Last edited by protegeDX; December-14th-2002 at 12:41 AM.
December-14th-2002, 09:49 AM
#74
Protege Owner
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: va beach 757
Posts: 492
Originally posted by JAC
Take the wires from one of the stop lights and put it down the gas tank, next time she presses the brake pedal: KABOOM! the bitch is dead
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Take the wires from one of the stop lights and put it down the gas tank, next time she presses the brake pedal: KABOOM! the bitch is dead
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