X GIRL vandalized my P5
April-12th-2002, 04:53 PM
#16
a.k.a FamousPork
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: montreal
Posts: 240
try putting some milk in her windshield washer container hahaaaaaaaaa!!!!
unplug her ecm she will never understand.
pour some glue inside the door locks....
attach a long banner that says ''im a bitch'' on it so it can trail behind the car and people can read it
stick a picture of her naked (if you have any) on her rear bumper
arg
ideas dont stop coming up!!
unplug her ecm she will never understand.
pour some glue inside the door locks....
attach a long banner that says ''im a bitch'' on it so it can trail behind the car and people can read it
stick a picture of her naked (if you have any) on her rear bumper
arg
ideas dont stop coming up!!
April-12th-2002, 05:20 PM
#17
Make it bounce!! (BOING!)
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 348
1)I say super glue her womanhood!!! If that's to harsh (yeah right) see #2.
2)Does she have a car? If so, ANTIQUE it. Get a few 5 pound bags of flour and some yeast. Wet her car and pour the flour and yeast on the wet car. It'll turn into dough. Then she'll be rollin in dough!!!!! (If this is to Betty Crocker, see #3)
3)Go to your grocery store. Buy a few boxes of ho-ho's or some King Dongs (haha...not mine). Of course take a pack for yourself. But you and your boy need to stuff the underside of her door handles with a ho-ho or two or three. Make sure you get all the door handles. Stuff her muffler with those things too. Don't forget to get the windshield wipers. If this is to childish, see #4.
4)Crazy glue her womanhood.
2)Does she have a car? If so, ANTIQUE it. Get a few 5 pound bags of flour and some yeast. Wet her car and pour the flour and yeast on the wet car. It'll turn into dough. Then she'll be rollin in dough!!!!! (If this is to Betty Crocker, see #3)
3)Go to your grocery store. Buy a few boxes of ho-ho's or some King Dongs (haha...not mine). Of course take a pack for yourself. But you and your boy need to stuff the underside of her door handles with a ho-ho or two or three. Make sure you get all the door handles. Stuff her muffler with those things too. Don't forget to get the windshield wipers. If this is to childish, see #4.
4)Crazy glue her womanhood.
April-12th-2002, 10:21 PM
#18
Likwidated
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Canada (formerly Yugoslavia)
Posts: 2,159
how about a few drops of paint thinner on her car.......
But I'd wait for a bit, and she wouldn't realize that you did it, but would be like, wtf, my paint is chipping?
You could also pour gas all over her car when she's not looking. That way if she doesn't realize, it'll chip away at the paint slowly but surely. You can repeat the process every now and then.
Somebody mentioned this before but, pour oil on her windshield. Apparantly the WORST thing you can try and do is get it off, as it will smear all over everywhere and will take forever to get off.....
But I'd wait for a bit, and she wouldn't realize that you did it, but would be like, wtf, my paint is chipping?
You could also pour gas all over her car when she's not looking. That way if she doesn't realize, it'll chip away at the paint slowly but surely. You can repeat the process every now and then.
Somebody mentioned this before but, pour oil on her windshield. Apparantly the WORST thing you can try and do is get it off, as it will smear all over everywhere and will take forever to get off.....
April-13th-2002, 09:19 AM
#19
Protege Enthusiast
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: somewhere on.ca
Posts: 106
Hey you live in Miami,Shoot her...No one will ever know.Just make it a drive by gangsta style
**** like that happens every other day around there right???
PS Do not take me seriously. This is my disclaimer.
What you should do is let the air out of one of her tires,the same one every day.It will eventually drive her nuts and make her late all the time.Then when she is totally annoyed,switch tires...It is much safer than doing something that will **** her off where she will know it is you.If she is that much of a freak angering her may not be such a good idea.PSYCHO CHICKS tm are great in the sack but bad dates.
**** like that happens every other day around there right???
PS Do not take me seriously. This is my disclaimer.
What you should do is let the air out of one of her tires,the same one every day.It will eventually drive her nuts and make her late all the time.Then when she is totally annoyed,switch tires...It is much safer than doing something that will **** her off where she will know it is you.If she is that much of a freak angering her may not be such a good idea.PSYCHO CHICKS tm are great in the sack but bad dates.
April-13th-2002, 09:08 PM
#23
Speed Racer
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Manassas, VA
Posts: 665
Have a female cousin beat her ***. Most likely the X has never met her. You two could pretend to be on a date and happen to be at her (the X) favorite hang out. Then if she says something have your cousin open up a can. Then afterwards you can send the cuz home and go get your real chick. If/when the cops show up you can saw you too were home banging or somethin. ANd they will see her hands are not all swollen from having just beat ol girls head in.
April-14th-2002, 12:51 AM
#24
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ottawa, ontario canada
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got a $70 web cam and put it in a window pointing twards your P5, most web cams now come with security software, where if it detects motion it will start recording.......now take your new G/F and show up at the same places your ex goes to.....she will be so pissed off that she will probably vandalize your car again. IF/when she does...phone her up and tell her to clean your car or you will go to the cops with your evedence
April-14th-2002, 10:38 AM
#26
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ottawa, ontario canada
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Originally posted by nightowl
got a $70 web cam and put it in a window pointing twards your P5, most web cams now come with security software, where if it detects motion it will start recording.......now take your new G/F and show up at the same places your ex goes to.....she will be so pissed off that she will probably vandalize your car again. IF/when she does...phone her up and tell her to clean your car or you will go to the cops with your evedence
got a $70 web cam and put it in a window pointing twards your P5, most web cams now come with security software, where if it detects motion it will start recording.......now take your new G/F and show up at the same places your ex goes to.....she will be so pissed off that she will probably vandalize your car again. IF/when she does...phone her up and tell her to clean your car or you will go to the cops with your evedence
April-14th-2002, 09:49 PM
#27
Indecisive Protege Owner Wannabie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 220
That's a bitch! How old is the girl? Let's go over your options.
1. f*cking her car up - not smart, her parents could be a bitch and bring lawsuit against you. It wouldn't matter if she did it to you, you have no proof.
2. Beating the sh*t out of her - not smart, you'll end up in Juvy or Jail.. depending on how old you are and if her parents are bitches, they'll sue you.
3. Waiting in front of your house with a camera until she does it again - smart, so you can sue or call the cops to visit her, sue her.. but this is gonna take a while, she can attack anytime.
4a. Visit her and tell her to stay the f*ck away from your life - probably smartest and nicest thing to do for now.
4b. You wanna be mean and go take a risk? - F*CK HER CAR UP! Do the same or worst to her. Key it, Poke the tires, I dunno, whatever, and when she tries to come for revenge (which she probably will), take a picture of it and send her off to court. She has no proof of you doing sh*t, and but you do of her.
5. Get a sensitive alarm for your car, have a camera ready to go in front of your door. Soon as you hear that alarm, run out with a camera, bat, or just a fast feet to slap the bitch.
1. f*cking her car up - not smart, her parents could be a bitch and bring lawsuit against you. It wouldn't matter if she did it to you, you have no proof.
2. Beating the sh*t out of her - not smart, you'll end up in Juvy or Jail.. depending on how old you are and if her parents are bitches, they'll sue you.
3. Waiting in front of your house with a camera until she does it again - smart, so you can sue or call the cops to visit her, sue her.. but this is gonna take a while, she can attack anytime.
4a. Visit her and tell her to stay the f*ck away from your life - probably smartest and nicest thing to do for now.
4b. You wanna be mean and go take a risk? - F*CK HER CAR UP! Do the same or worst to her. Key it, Poke the tires, I dunno, whatever, and when she tries to come for revenge (which she probably will), take a picture of it and send her off to court. She has no proof of you doing sh*t, and but you do of her.
5. Get a sensitive alarm for your car, have a camera ready to go in front of your door. Soon as you hear that alarm, run out with a camera, bat, or just a fast feet to slap the bitch.
April-15th-2002, 04:01 AM
#28
**Punani Lover**
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Hawaii (duh!)
Posts: 1,861
dude, just wet her car down then froot loop it. when it dries it's hard as hell to scrape off! but do the windshield cause u don't wanna f#ck up the paint...or do you?
ha ha, but i like that let the air out of the same tire idea! that is frickin funny!
ha ha, but i like that let the air out of the same tire idea! that is frickin funny!
