derrick1623

okay clark, i done heard you bark
now its time for me to just rip you apart
you wanna start, that aint smart
might get found in a bag at the park after dark

i got a truce with the witch
my lyrical aim got switched
i check my gun, line up my sights
and point straight at these twits

i just woke up, so i scratch and spit
check my hotmail cause its time to ****
on ANYONE who replies,make those newbies realize
that when you go against me, its just second you get.

werd

P5RUNNER

OK OK OK......SO YALL LITTLE BOYS WANT TO BATTLE.......AND IT BEGINS............

all yall sitting here trying to rap....its too bad yall are just another whitey trying to be black...what we call that is a wigger.....you like to talk smack...cant even back that **** up at the track....but yet you have the nos trigger.....you think that makes you bigger...i like it when yall think your cars go fast..i bet you idiots put in the "super gas" all yalls **** you spit is trash.....you have no sense..look at yall little nit wits.....oh wait you want to throw down ......turn it into a internet fight....maybe yall can suck my dick...now that would be a sight.....then youd be down on the ground down on all fours licking my nuts and banging your knees on the floor......watch out for the carpet burn ...shut up bitch its not your turn.....youll ******* learn.....one day..that your just another **** talking ****** that wont come out the closet and admit that your GAY...........if you sit down and shut up i just might let you stay....now listen up before i shoot my nut all up in your eyes...you know what happens if you let that **** dry youll end up with a stye..then youll be at the doctors sitting on his lap and start to cry...the youll be saying why GOD why ...then youll be blind...then youll be sitting in the passenger position listening to your friend grind the gears...all you can do is swell up with tears..nothing can help you now not even a cold beer...and youll know your fucked because you can no longer drive and youll realize that you shouldnt have come in here spitting that silly **** and just maybe you wouldnt be getting dissed...........now shut your asses up and go drive your little ricer car and bring your little boyfriend that you were fighting with and you can sit on the hood of your car and loot at the stars.......cuz this was a test to see who was the best.......i think we all know who that is......i think we can finally put all this battle **** to rest............i am the best oh yes i must confess.............................


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.................

'02 SILVER P5

Witchdoktor

things are heating up
now I checked in to see wasup
it's so sad I want to cry
which one of you fish do I fry
Hold Up!......scratch that idea
I don't want no gonorrhea
me and derrick ain't got no beefs
we might just join forces and crush you peeps
let me just sit back and survey
and see if your even worth the time of day
so until then, you just keep thinking you rule
while I'm taking your girl to school....you fool



DISCLAIMER - no need to apologize, this ain't personal....biaaatch

derrick1623

yo, this piece of trash come on here tryin to bash
hey yo P5RUNNER, you couldnt even be the number TWO stunner
typin in all that gay ****, whats the matter?you get excited when i spit?

you better grab your pants, and put away your erection
dont be bringing no ****** *** rhymes in my direction
yappity yappity blah, your keyboard's so hard
bitch your silly *** wagon aint got nothin on my car.

keep flappin your flips about that ricer ****
and you're gonna find out about the nicer spit,
a better flow, just lettin ya know,that i dont act black and i dont have to bro

oh, and by the way, you got no flow
its like at the end you got real slow
so lemme back off for a little bit,
now that i know that i got this bitch!

*dammit, we need a beat!

^CL4RK^

It's the world against me, Yo I see how ya'll be,
When I turn the key in my dust will be your P-,

Five, thinkin that you got drivin skill?
Where the hell you get that intake, in a Happy Meal?

I may not be the biggest or the baddest yo,
And I may not have the fastest or the lowest Pro,
But if your ready to beef and wanna and wanna see what I know
Just come and start to spit and I'll spit back mo'

WHAT?! Good times!

P5RUNNER

man your **** just keeps getting worse and worse.......i think all i said to you is just a blur.....maybe if you got that jizz out your eye youd see that i dont even have to try.....to tear your **** up...im telling you ...maybe you should take the **** out your butt...stickit in your mouth and swallow the nut let it run down your throat and hit you in the gut......hmmmm.........you like the test of another mans nut......man you make me sick the way you suck other guys dicks......dont you know dicks are for chicks unless your into the whole chicks with dicks......sitting on the corner with your little bitch pulling tricks......i bet you can suck a dick like a corn cob througha picket fence.....your **** continues to be lame...all this is a game......your not going to get any fame for this smack...hey 50 cent just came on the radio........you want me to be like you and copy his lines.........then maybe youd be able to rhyme......i really think your just out of time....if you rub 2 nickels together youll get a dime.....thats what id pay to hear anymore of your ***** *** rhymes......oh and you want to take my girl to school.....take her *** ....pass her around...make sure you have her back before 6 thats the normal time she sucks my dick.....oh and how come your mother tells me that you really are gay....i cant always undersatnd her........i wonder if i take my **** out her mouth if that would help......."put that **** back in your cockwarmer of a mouth." thats better.....oh yes your getting wetter.......damn thats a nasty ******....i need a ******* machetti to get through that patch........now thats a cow ****...ill be blunt...that **** looks like a dick.....**** man....your moms a chick with a dick...i guess thats why you like to suck other mens ****.....your daddy wasnt around growing up so your mom made you play flashlight after dark...get under the covers and suck her **** and tell you it was daddies little dick....now your all confused......and you come here to make friends.....try to be a wigger and blend in..wont work....not in this forum....now tuck your dick and run...i dont think you can handle this **** i can tell your not having any fun......


IF YOU TAKE ALL THAT I SAY PERSONAL......THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD GET OUT MORE AND LEARN TO RELAX..ITS ALL IN FUN....

derrick1623

runner you make me sick, steady flowin bout dicks
whats wrong,did you get rejected going after your mothers ****?
talkin about jizzing up in my eye,
im sorry, but i dont ****** swing that way guy

but then you go and say i copy 50-cent,
i dont need NOBODY elses rhymes to represent
but you're a bitch, and now i know
that you aint got nothing but ****** refrence in your flow

i'll break it down, real slowly like
so we can see who's chasin chicks wit dicks, and who's ****'s tite
and who the ****'s the little boy?
the one thats playin wit your sex toys?

yo, dont waste your time going against me
cause i rap what i want, and im white as can be
come again with the muthafuckin racial slurs
and ill make your face a blur

damn i cant stop killin you
im sure aint NO ladies grillin you
so get your books and go to school cause im about to start skillin you

i may be a rookie, but i got punctuation
read it real careful, and check the pro-nun-ci-ation.

BIOTCH

P5RUNNER

WHATS EVEN FUNNIER THEN YOUR STUPID PATHETIC *** RHYMES IS THAT THE FAT THAT YOU MADE IT REAL CLEAR THAT YOU WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN PRONUNCIATE WHATS SO FUNNY IS THAT YOU DREW ALL THAT ATTENTION TO YOUR *** AND YOU ******* SPELLED THE WORD WRONG DUMB *** **** FACE.................I THINK YOU NEED YOUR ENGRISH BROOK..............ITS PRONUNCIATION YOU STUPID ****......WHOS THE BITCH NOW....................WELL **** THIS HAD BEEN FUN BUT ITS TIME TO GO HOME.......GOT TO GET IN THE CAR AND HOT THE ROADS.....MAYBE GO FIND YOUR SISTER AND MAKER HER MOAN....AND TELL YOU ***** OF A MOTHER TO STAP CALLING ME ON THE PHONE.............ALRIGHT PLAYA.........I GOTS TO GO NOW...........HEY MAN SERIOUSLY NO HARD FEELINGS I WAS JUST ******* AROUND..........IF YOU WANT TO EVER COME AND HELP ME RIP SOME **** UP IN A CHAT COME TO WWW.POGO.COM THEN SLICK ON SOLITAIRE THEN THE 20'S SECTION THEN SCROLL DOWN TO THE ROOM " BUMPED FLIGHT" IM ALWAYS THERE ******* PPL UP........YOULL LIKE IT......ILL BE THERE ON MONDAY TILL THEN ..TAKE IT EASY MAN.....HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND..............LATER..............

derrick1623

alright runner, perhaps a spellcheck program, or a lesson in caps lockology from THE MAN is in order, maker, stap, hot the road?

gimme a break, slow down on the keys man.

no hard feelings indeed, and i may stop by pogo

any more rappers out there?

Witchdoktor

thanx to lost concept - entertaining post

good one fellas

^CL4RK^

Yeah, gettin heated.

Im goin out for dinner, thinkin' of rhymes I'll make,
When I come back be ready cuz ya'll be grilled like my steak.
Ya'll pussies 'fraid now in your shoes I see you shake,
F*ck wit me again bitches and you'll be in the lake.

BTW- The dinner part is true, or I'd write some more.

Bruce95fmla

hey guys , how about doing the rhymes without curses, everything sounds hot ... lets try no curses .. damn derrick and witch are sure going at it hahahaha..... yall should diss each others cars hahaha
Bruce

^CL4RK^

Ok. Let's keep it clean.

When it comes to the best you needn't look too far,
Here I'm standing, the man, with the phattest car.

It'll pound from track to track, music that is,
And It'll win from lap to lap, while your car will fizz.

Its time to recognize that none can drive like me,
When I'm bustin a move none can jive like me,
I got the sharpest tongue all of my life, thats me,
You'll get stung with a bee from the hive you see.

Battlin on the stage wit me is never a tie,
Either you'll face me and lose or you'll wimp and you'll fly,
Either way yo, my skillz should make you shy,
Because when I blow up, below me is the sky.

I'll stop while I can, yeah, thats my plan, before you start wit me again just know im Superman.


Once again-- all in fun. No hard feelings anyone. (Sorry no rhyme intended)

derrick1623

oh clark, comin back now i get you again
in the ring or on the track i'm the one that'll win
wanna bring your ride against mine, and you soon will see
that i'm the one, the chosen one, just like keanu reeves

everybodys always talkin that their superman
but when i get on this mic i make them understand
aint nobody lookin up to you like you're some kinda hero
took an internet poll on you, you got a zero

so i'll just be here typin on these keys,
but when i'm rockin my car, i got the dvd's
take a seat in the rear and stare at the tvs
maybe if your lucky you'll be able to "see me"

mtbfreak40

Its clark and derrick going at it
sounds like a marriage with something gone wrong
sounds like an old couple thats been married to long

You talk about tv and keanu reeves
bring up the topic of DVD's
You'll never make in the movies
except in Girls Gone Wild showin your boobies

Now we got superman
he can dance, drive, and jive
you need to come back down off you high
time to face it, you can't fly
i thought your rhymes were supposed to make me shy
you see my face in the clouds when you look up to the sky

IM outtie i ran out **** to rhyme
i just know you should both quit and not try to answer back this time
You saw my skill and had the chance to feel
how unreal it was
and both of you who think you can rap,
you better quit takin drugs