lost_concept

Us guys got to love our females but when it comes to driving your baby *Car*
You only want the best for her, and when a female gets behind the wheel of it, they always dent it and scratch it ! ! !

FEMALES CANT DRIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Males are more control behind the wheel !
Females drive as if they are scared !

Like me for example when i drive and speed in the rain like a idiot ! If i am about to Hydroplain i grab the wheel and force control of my wheel !

A female, i seen this twice will speed with balled tires in the rain, Hydroplain and lose control, when they lose control they scream and put there hands over there eyes and jam on the brakes just letting the car ride wherever to its doom

Not all females SUCK at driving but to the large groups that do i am opening a free driving school for you.

Lost_Concepts Drive Alive

There are some guys who cant drive either but they just need to get there A$$ Wooped until they get it right.

Cant do that with our females because we love them !!!!

LOL

Thats my 50 Cents

G_G_G_G_G_G_G_G UNIT !

alcoholiday

my girlfriend just keeps getting speeding tickets in mine. but she can drive. and well.

lost_concept

LMAO !!!!!!!

Thats some funny shyt dude
At least you know a part of her will be with you forever !!!!!!!

LOL !!!!!!!

shackmgr6073

Is she hot?? If so, you need to learn how to take a hint!! JK man, but seriously, is she hot??

LadiePrizm

Actually, my husband is the one who cannot drive. Every dent and scratch on my baby has been from him driving. He has been permantley banned from driving my baby. He also has to pay for the pain he inflicted on my baby. So I say its equal for each sex.

Bruce95fmla

**** my ex, used to always frigin bitch and moan at me , and when I acted like I didn't care or was not listening , she would threaten to scratch my car,,. I sware I shook the **** out of her ,,.. Literally grabed her and made her appoligize. lol
just kept on shaking her , till she said sorry ..
that **** aint funny ,, **** a women off and she will do something to anything that means something to you ..
Bruce

NoahsMP5

Front passenger side scape under the bumper, about a 10inch by 4 inch mark

Shopping cart to the rear bumper, 2 deep marks

Deep gash down drivers side, from front wheel well to rear wheel well.

Countless stains and marks on the inside.

I hate to watch my car go out the driveway without me behind the wheel.

lost_concept

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!


Way the go Bruce !!!!!

Lmao

king_girliegirl

I just have to say that not all woman are bad drivers. Some are REALLY good drivers, and others just make mistakes. For example all my boyfriends friends say I'm a better driver than he is, I agree and so does he when it comes to racing. But I also have made some mistakes. I accidently cratched the exaust on the Pro before it was mine, and just a few weeks ago I accidently curbed the wheel on the civic. The sad thing is that everytime I do something wrong I'm being super careful not to do something else and accidently screw something else up. Those are the only times I've ever done anything though and my boyfriend has blown the engine, dented the fender, scratched the paint, and the list goes on. So don't just generalize. Females aren't worse than males at driving. Stupid people are bad at driving and they come in both sexs.

kc5zom

I don't know, my wife managed to put a nice ding in the side of my old truck backing out of a parking space. My boss's wife has managed to basically destroy the front end of their Durango pulling it into a garage. My friend has been hit three times, all by women and him never at fault.

Besides the statistics saying male drivers are more likely than female drivers to have an accident has a couple of easy issues with it:

1. Vehicle miles travelled, average male drives more than the average female. Therefore males would be more likely to crash, but if accurate figures were kept could very likely be less prone to accidents per 100k miles than females.

2. Unreported accidents, crash severity for male drivers is generally higher than that of female drivers. Because of the bias for male drivers to cause higher cost accidents which are more likely to be reported many feel that there are a lot of unreported minor accidents caused by female drivers.

There are always going to be exceptions, there are going to be idiot men who don't know how to drive worth a damn. But I think on a whole female drivers are much less competent than male drivers. And I know first hand how many of them just drive off from a parking lot accident, let dings stay on their cars rather than file a claim for them, have daddy pay for the damage, and generally ruin their cars through incompetence.

UCSBgeek

Going through my old reciepts I found a $77 reciept for a corner lens. My mom smashed the corner pulling into the small garage, which you have to come in from an angle, at first. She usually is a pretty good driver though, a lot better than a lot of guys I know . You know, I think she put a whole in our Datsun 510 by hitting the fire hydrant next to the driveway. I miss that car

Farsyde

i think the "good driver" age has something to do with it. I'll break it down.

Guys:
15 - 18: Drive like maniacs. It's too slow unless its 10 over the speed limit.
18 - 60: We generally just drive faster. So when we wreck its not a little fender bender. However, guys are much better at accident avoidance.
60+: Man i don't think there is a guy alive at this age who's eyesight isn't screwin up our driving ability. Also our hearing cuz we can't manage to turn off the damn turn signal when we are 70 years old

Girls:
15 - 20: Generally (i said generally not all) don't have much respect/understanding of cars and therefore their ignorance of cars, and how they react in certain situations, causes accidents. No matter what you have ever seen/heard/read putting on makeup, eating, getting dressed, or anything like this (especially the makeup one) shouldn't be happeneing while your driving.
20 - 30: Maturity sets in and girls are generally very comfortable and pretty good drivers.
30 - 50: Horrible drivers. Maybe your depth perception is gone or what but i have heard nothing but horror stories about this age group of ladies driving.
50+: Some reason girls shrink at they get older and unfortunately, the size of their cars gets bigger (god damn SUV's!!). There's a reason all girls here are refered to as little old lady drivers.

This is certainly not a complete list and is only my opinion, but there is a reason guys are better middle age drivers. Two words....Video Games. We play these things soo much as teens that our hand/eye coordination and ability to predict what will happen in a situation.

Now i've seen both sides of the spectrum. Horrible girl and guy drivers at all ages. And while the insurance institues have a fairly well grasp on the ages and driving patterns of the population, i think they need to reevaluate the "teen chick in civic/SUV" as one of the most dangerous people alive. OK i'm done now

[i]EDIT: keep in mind this really doesnt apply to car enthusiasts as well all baby our cars. This is just observation.

jjac28

im sorry man but everytime i see a driver making silly mistakes and not driving properly it's always a woman. im not biased but the facts speak for themselves. i always make sure to see who was driving and it's usually a 30+ women in a minivan or somthing like that.
i think most men take their driving more seriously . women also like to do stuff while driving like talking on a cell.

oh man ,ive seen so many dumb asses driving and using their cell phone...that should be outlawed!

nightowl

my g/f can drive very well...but then again she's from the west coast (vancouver island) her dad even tought her how to change the brakes and oil on his old ford crew cab trucks