Secto1

just wanted to see if this size will work

eggynatey

She's a cutie. My little girl just had her 1st birthday.

Are all the pics of the same kid?

Secto1

yea at diffrent ages

olddognewtrks

And I bet she's got big ol' you wrapped around her little bitty finger. (So?)
Spoil her rotten, and remember; a good daddy terrorizes the boys when they start coming around. It's one of the perks of daddyhood.

eggynatey

Haha!
My (then future) father-in-law chased me with a shovel. Now he's talking about handing it down to me so I can do the same.

rktktpaul

Guess I should start training my 3 sons to duck and dodge!

ghettopro

save your self some time load the Glock-45 load the Tech-9 the Uzi the M-16 and 12 gauge mossberg and blow their heads off then drag them into your basement and noone will know.....

rktktpaul

wha?!

Talon_66

What he said ^^^^

ghettopro

ok.,.......what i said was about loading guns...blow thier heads off..i.e.boy...then what i say is drag them to the basement...so noone will know you killed them,,,,....so you dont have to worry bout the boy anymore......

rktktpaul

Uuhhmm . . . Okay . . . Sure . . . thanks for sharing that with us!!

olddognewtrks

Hey gang, some of youse guys is gettin' a little over the top here. I was referring to messing with their heads and putting the fear of 'HER DAD' in them. You know; make them actually meet and greet and speak to you, ask them lots of nosy and personal and embarassing questions, and generally give them the impression that if they touch your little girl, even if she says yes, they'll regret the day they were born. You never have to get specific, or actually threaten. Just let their imaginations do the work for you.
Fer instance; my buddy wouldn't oil the squeaky front door hinges. He just opened it slowly, and stood there. Period. Then it's on the boy's head to ask, "Is your daughter home?" The answer; "Yes...." Then stand there. Now he has to pull his stuff together again to ask "May I see her?" Answer; "I'll see..." Close the squeaky door halfway and bellow the length of the house "There's someone at the door for you!" At this point he'll be about ready to pee his pants and she'll be mortified. Every meeting from then on will begin with him off guard and trying to cover his six.
Get creative guys. Be cleaning your shotgun or sharpening your hunting knife or chain saw when he comes over, but NEVER refer to it at all. Be all smiles, but give him a mildly crushing handshake. Make sure that HE knows that your DAUGHTER knows basic self defense, and that if anything wrong happens she is to call you, any time, from any place. And you'll be there. ASAP.
Have fun. Think of how you dreaded meeting her dad the first time, and go from there.

Talon_66

olddognewtrks sounds like your friend has the method of intimidation down pat! Thats definitely a good way to keep the boy on his toes. I know that'd work pretty well on me, Id be scared pissless of the girls father.