Funny Honda CRV complaints on NHTSA
January-30th-2003, 04:23 PM
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Funny Honda CRV complaints on NHTSA
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ODI ID: 99999 Make: HONDA Model: CR-V Year: 2002
Incident: Yes
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 1
Date of Failure: 09/02/2002
Component: INTERIOR SYSTEMS:SEAT LATCH
Summary: WHILE REACHING TO TURN ON THE AIRCONDITIONING, I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY GIRLFRIEND'S BREAST. RECOILING IN EMBARASSMENT, I ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED MY SEATBELT OUT CAUSING THE SEATBACK TO MOVE BACK WHERE I FELL THROUGH THE REAR OPEN WINDOW.
LMAO
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ODI ID: 99999 Make: HONDA Model: CR-V Year: 2002
Incident: Yes
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 1
Date of Failure: 09/02/2002
Component: INTERIOR SYSTEMS:SEAT LATCH
Summary: WHILE REACHING TO TURN ON THE AIRCONDITIONING, I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED MY GIRLFRIEND'S BREAST. RECOILING IN EMBARASSMENT, I ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED MY SEATBELT OUT CAUSING THE SEATBACK TO MOVE BACK WHERE I FELL THROUGH THE REAR OPEN WINDOW.
LMAO
January-30th-2003, 04:46 PM
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ODI ID: 99999 Make: HONDA Model: CR-V Year: 1998
Incident: Yes
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 1
Date of Failure: 09/02/2002
Component: INTERIOR SYSTEMS:SEAT LATCH
Summary: WHILE TRAVELING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 65-MPH I STRUCK A POTHOLE WHICH MADE ME BOUNCE OUT OF SEAT AND ONTO MY STICK SHIFT **** CAUSING AN INJURY TO MY ********* AND RECTUM.
Incident: Yes
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 1
Date of Failure: 09/02/2002
Component: INTERIOR SYSTEMS:SEAT LATCH
Summary: WHILE TRAVELING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AT 65-MPH I STRUCK A POTHOLE WHICH MADE ME BOUNCE OUT OF SEAT AND ONTO MY STICK SHIFT **** CAUSING AN INJURY TO MY ********* AND RECTUM.
February-1st-2003, 05:15 AM
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Location: Long Island,NY
Posts: 2,458
Incident: YES
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 1
Date of Failure: 11/12/1998
Component: STEERING:COLUMN:WHEEL
Summary:CUSTOMER SAYS WHILE DRIVING, A U.F.O LANDED ON HIS ROOF CRUSHING ALL PILLARS. HIS HEAD WAS PUSHED INTO THE STEERING WHEEL CAUSING THE AIR BAG TO EXPLODE IN HIS MOUTH. THE AIRBAG GASES THEN ESCAPED THRU HIS RECTUM.ALIENS THEN THOUGHT THIS WAS A FORM OF COMMUNICATION AND ASKED TO SEE HIS LEADER..BY EXPEELING THEIR OWN GASES...
Incident: No
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 0
Date of Failure: 11/08/1998
Component: AIRBAGS
Summary: IN A COLLISION, DRIVER'S AIRBAGS DEPLOYED. UNFORTUNATELY, HONDA ACCIDENTALLY INSTALLED THE DRIVER'S SIDE AIRBAG UNDER THE DRIVER'S SEAT INSTEAD OF IN THE STEERING WHEEL. DRIVER'S SEAT EJECTED THRU SUN ROOF AND SEAT LANDED ON SPARE TIRE CAUSING $10000 DAMAGE.*AK
Hehehe.
~HH
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 1
Date of Failure: 11/12/1998
Component: STEERING:COLUMN:WHEEL
Summary:CUSTOMER SAYS WHILE DRIVING, A U.F.O LANDED ON HIS ROOF CRUSHING ALL PILLARS. HIS HEAD WAS PUSHED INTO THE STEERING WHEEL CAUSING THE AIR BAG TO EXPLODE IN HIS MOUTH. THE AIRBAG GASES THEN ESCAPED THRU HIS RECTUM.ALIENS THEN THOUGHT THIS WAS A FORM OF COMMUNICATION AND ASKED TO SEE HIS LEADER..BY EXPEELING THEIR OWN GASES...
Incident: No
Fire: No
Number of Injuries: 0
Date of Failure: 11/08/1998
Component: AIRBAGS
Summary: IN A COLLISION, DRIVER'S AIRBAGS DEPLOYED. UNFORTUNATELY, HONDA ACCIDENTALLY INSTALLED THE DRIVER'S SIDE AIRBAG UNDER THE DRIVER'S SEAT INSTEAD OF IN THE STEERING WHEEL. DRIVER'S SEAT EJECTED THRU SUN ROOF AND SEAT LANDED ON SPARE TIRE CAUSING $10000 DAMAGE.*AK
Hehehe.
~HH
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