Farsyde

Man i've gotta vent some ****:

1.) People in florida can't friggin drive to save their lives. What the hell is with the 'permenant turn signal' or the 'fake turn signal'? There are too many friggin old farts that can't even manage 2/3 of the speed limit and too many friggin 15 year olds with daddy's money and absolutely no respect for anyone else of their cars.

2.) 18 wheelers should be held liable when their **** falls off the truck and cracks my damn windshield

3.) **** france. You Croissant sucking, no showering, no shaving, **** pour food making, stupid little hat wearing, mime ***, wine sucking, ungreatful, would be speaking german if it wasn't for the US bastards. Man that felt good.

4.) If i ever find the ****** who dumped screws in the road and popped my tire you better hope it isnt the day i buy a gun.

5.) For the 25% of you americans out there that don't think we should be at war, maybe you should move to canada or mexico. The very freedon that lets you bitch about the war is the same freedom we are trying to bring to Iraq. Are the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi's that have been slaughtered, gases, tortured, and raped make you feel better about gasing up your friggin EarthF*king SUV. Maybe we do want oil from them. Are our intentions so friggin bad to you that you think saddam should go on killing, torturing, gasing, and raping his people and others??? Wars have, and are being fought for less than oil. Isreal and Palastine have been fighting over six lousy miles of sand for hundreds if not thousands of years but where's your bleeding heart for them. People die in wars and i am damn proud of the people who have died to protect my freedoms. If i could be flying jets right now i'd be in Iraq shoving bombs down saddam's *** right now. Maybe more blood will change your mind. Are the lives of the 3000 american civilians killed on 9-11 not enough for you to see that even if saddam is indirectly related to it our cause is justified???

6.) Me and people in Canadia, UK and Japan; we cool

7.) What the hell does that friggin switch in my hallway control??? I mean do they build a phantom switch into every friggin house??

8.) Noone goes to Tallahassee to live here, it's a dump. As soon as i'm out of FSU, this place will be left in my treadmarks

9.) Working sucks, i'm still waiting for that lotto ticket to work it's magic

10.) If the sign says 'EXIT', should there be a friggin exit???

11.) i hate honda's, and most honda owners suck too. Listen honda people; never, never, will 15 stickers, a two foot double stack APC wing, lighted exhaust tip, or fire extinguisher bottle ever give you 50 hp

12.) Mazda if your listening, what the hell is with the rattle in the drivers door and behind the steering wheel.

13.) It turns out curbs really can jump out and bite your bumper

14.) The lock ness monster, 50 ft shark, and the turbo 1.6L protege are all myths till you see one at the NOPI Nationals! (the car that is)

Feel free to add to the list, i know i will be.

redrims

WOW!! What a way to vent

2.) I feel ya on that one

5.) I agree with you 150%. These protestors are pissing me off SOOOOO ******* bad . If I ever ride through D.C. and one jumps in front of my car, I'm running them over. Are they that dense that they can't see the meaning of the war? They are just as bad as France.

6.) yeah, we all cool

7.) I still haven't figured it out. If you do, let me know.

11.) I LOVE HONDAs. Serioulsy

12.) Mazda service people: Can suck my fat ****erspaniel

13.) Yeah, and it ain't pretty

14.) You still haven't seen "Biknman's" Turbo pro yet? Where have you been? That thing is a beast. Its as fast as it looks. Putting down close to 200hp to the wheel.

My add ins

15.) F*CK DUKE. F*CK DUKE. F*CK DUKE. F*CK DUKE. F*CK DUKE.

16.) Protestors...protest this Why the hell are y'all still protesting, the war has already started. YOU ALL HAVE FAILED!!!

17.) Chris Rock, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. Like Bill Cosby said, try telling a joke WITHOUT saying the "F" word.

18.) Dave Chapelle, You da man.

19.) Protestors: y'all can BEAT IT!!

20.) How and why the f@#k I got stuck with a 1.6l? Why me?

21.) Pontiac Aztek..No comment

22.) Why is it that EVERYTIME I have a problem with my car, it NEVER reveals itself to the service people at the dealership?

23.) I HATE RAIN. I HATE SNOW. I HATE ALL FORMS OF PRECIPITATION. I wished I lived in Southern California

24.) Is 2Pac dead? Is Bin Laden?

25.) Erlich...you can go to hell for raising my tuition.

midnightblue97

Whale sharks and Basking sharks can get to 50 ft or more.

Farsyde

somehow a shark with the name "whale" or "basking" sounds like taking a vacation. I'm talking about real sharks (ya know, the cool ones) that have "tiger" and "great white" and "jaws" before their names. Somehow i feel that noone has ever been eaten by a whale or basking shark or they'd change their names to "death shark" or "killer shark"

nate0123

Just like killer whales are so dangerous

Farsyde

hahaha #11 was mostly for my brother and his friends, who sadly, inspired each of the bonehead things i listed.

i wish i saw bilknman's turbo, i need alittle inspiration in my life right now. What ever happened to that dude. He's like my idol and disappeared.

More additions:

26.) Apparantly lightning stikes like 5 or 6 times. Then when you think you've got alittle skin that hasn't been fried, irony sends down another bolt to finish the job. My damn harddrive at home is toast. Only 1 month old and now it's a 60gb paper weight i can put on top of my 3.2gb paper weight. Soo much bad **** can happen to a person in 1 week is beyond me. It's like all the friggin planets align and Murphy's f*cking laws all sit on my head at the same time.

27.) $10 says my roommates kid can stick his whole fist in his mouth

28.) it seems like when college is almost over, someoone finds a way to force you here another semester. Something like "just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in."

29.) i can almost drink a gallon of milk in 1 hour

30.) I hate all printers. in fact, i'm gonna have alittle "Office Space" justice on this POS on my break.

31.) To that **** that threw 3 grenades into our tent in Iraq, guess what, you're gonna be tried in military court where you have no rights and torture is legal, then we're gonna hang your *** on national TV for treason. It's people like this that make me wish we still had stockades and let alittle mob justice go to work on his *** with a blow torch and a pair of pliers.

32.) They can make it to the moon, get live coverage of the war, but my internet is still slower then hell

Farsyde

man you ever see one of those things take out a seal or another whale, it's bad ***!!

nate0123

I thought they just ate those little fishies their trainers throw to them at shows.

redrims

Only the ones in captivity...

You need a little more discovery channel in you life

They tear seals to shreds. I can see why they call them killer whales.

redrims

I think he's a really busy person. He made a few recent post in the "FI" section and the "DC area" section. But his car is BADD ***. I've seen it like 3 or 4 times. I just wanna drive in it...hehe


What a great movie...


Hell yeah...WTF is up with that? They can even get video feeds from different galaxies now and my internet at home is still a POS. (the one in my dorm in ok)
And what about SPAM?...You would think that these billion dollar industries, full of self indulgent nerds would have figured out how to stop spam by now.

midnightblue97

Whatever they're named, they are fish, they have a "skeleton'' made of cartilage, they have coarse skin, they are sharks.

midnightblue97

The name "killer whales" dates back for a long time, it was given to them by old time whalers because they would see them attacking a whale that was harpooned or the carcass of a dead whale that was being flensed by the sailors. They were first called "whale killers" but since then it has been reversed to be called killer whale.

JustinMP3

hey my brother drank a gallon of milk in one hour then about ten min. later he it all back up. but hey he did it

eggynatey

Orcas have been filmed feeding on a baby Humpback whale in the Monterey Bay. It was only about a year or two ago: A boat full of whale-watchers was following a pod of Whales, when about six Orcas appeared. The mother Humpback just kept swimming while about six killer whales, working together, surrounded, attacked, and killed the baby whale, like a pack of dogs. F-ing Heavy! Talk about a blood bath! All on the tourists' cameras.
And what's weird is not one Great White showed up(and they're famous for showing up in the Red Triangle).
The Killer Whale rules the sea.

BTW: More people get attacked by 4-5 foot sand sharks than Tiger sharks and Great White sharks combined.

redrims

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