Civic A-hole pisses on my P5
February-8th-2002, 11:59 PM
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SHIFT_mystick
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Civic A-hole pisses on my P5
well i was messin with my friend in his 2000 civic 4 door, 5 speed.... of course he lost racing and all the such but he was pissed at me so while we were at the gas station he got out (while i was in paying) and started taking a **** on the rear drivers side tire.... what an *******
February-9th-2002, 07:26 AM
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I Can't Find My Pants
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Originally posted by webmaster
well goto his house and **** in his gas tank
well goto his house and **** in his gas tank
.**** is, as everyone knows, very acidic. If left on a rim it would actually damage the rim. Stupid bastard needs a lesson learned.
February-9th-2002, 12:21 PM
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Hey Bartender
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Originally posted by Kincaid
As funny is it sounds I'd say do it .
**** is, as everyone knows, very acidic. If left on a rim it would actually damage the rim. Stupid bastard needs a lesson learned.
As funny is it sounds I'd say do it
.**** is, as everyone knows, very acidic. If left on a rim it would actually damage the rim. Stupid bastard needs a lesson learned.
also i almost forgot how bad the civic looks in 2000.
February-9th-2002, 02:26 PM
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I say you just go to his house and pour a quart of oil on his windshield....that way, he will get in, hit his washerfluid and have one smeared *** window....he won't be able to see a thing, and let me tell you....that **** is a byatch to clean off!
Or, you can wait til summer, and take a wet **** in a baggie, freeze it overnight, go to his car the next day (his sunroof must be opened), open the baggie, drop that **** in, within 10-15 minutes that **** will melt and his car will be smellin rank for months...hehe....but since that is your boy, it might be too extreme....oh, vomit works well too!
Good luck with revenge....just remember....he messed with the bull, now he gets tha horns
________
Wilhelm Hofmeister (automobile designer)
Or, you can wait til summer, and take a wet **** in a baggie, freeze it overnight, go to his car the next day (his sunroof must be opened), open the baggie, drop that **** in, within 10-15 minutes that **** will melt and his car will be smellin rank for months...hehe....but since that is your boy, it might be too extreme....oh, vomit works well too!
Good luck with revenge....just remember....he messed with the bull, now he gets tha horns
________
Wilhelm Hofmeister (automobile designer)
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February-9th-2002, 02:28 PM
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for starters.....no matter how mad he may have been....if he would pi$$ on your car...he certainly isn't a true friend.....
one thing to remember.....NEVER get EVEN....always get AHEAD!!!!
PAYBACKS ARE A B___CH!!. GO GET HIM!!!! :{D
one thing to remember.....NEVER get EVEN....always get AHEAD!!!!
PAYBACKS ARE A B___CH!!. GO GET HIM!!!! :{D
February-9th-2002, 08:26 PM
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Hahaha, oh man, I don't wanna mess with anybody's car on this board hehehe, some suggestions are very creative 
I'll have to try that oil suggestion once, thanks for sharing it
What about a bit of paint thinner sprinkled across his Civic? Or is that too much?
I'll have to try that oil suggestion once, thanks for sharing it
What about a bit of paint thinner sprinkled across his Civic? Or is that too much?
February-9th-2002, 11:06 PM
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I Can't Find My Pants
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yep. That oil one is pretty awesome to use.
It's an extreme bitch to get off. We did it to a friend as a practical joke just for fun. We were gonna clean it off afterwards for him. But we never imagined what a ***** it was to get off .
So please, don't do it to me
It's an extreme bitch to get off. We did it to a friend as a practical joke just for fun. We were gonna clean it off afterwards for him. But we never imagined what a ***** it was to get off
. So please, don't do it to me
February-10th-2002, 04:55 PM
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Yep the ****** actually did.... he got a nice punch in the stomach, chin, then a kick in the *****.... and he payed to wash my car (The 5dollar wash or whatever) and to show whoes boss i wooped his *** racing as usual....
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