Hahahaha!!! Sorry man...I actually wasn't trying to be overly harsh. I was just trying to point out that this crap has nothing to do with the thread topic.

Your language is pretty funny. I like how the internet brings out courage in people.

 

Yeah. I think its about time this thread got closed. That, and a few of you guys really need to get laid (no names here, you know who you are). Its turning into that "cripple fight" from South Park in here (couldn't resist after the special olympics thing).

 

How did you know!!!

Oh wait huh I didn't say anything

lol

 

Oh come now Cletus, you don't like all the "fightin' 'n' feudin" that been going on here?
hahaha
Or maybe it's because the explosive commotion obscured your post, a few pages back! Which, BTW, (the post) really cracked me up, too.
In regards to this thread:
"I'm not dead yet"
So sayeth the aardvark!

 

TIMMY! TIMMYTIMMYTIMMY!
(I see how ya are, pro_fan, read my post over there,
then try to jump into the melee over here... WEAK)
This heckel-fest thread?..
It's all in fun...sorta.
C'mon! Let me Have It! Pussies!

7 pages and going strong!

 

*edited because I continue with my potty mouth*

 

Man, who would think that religion would start such an argument*


*sarcasm


Anyway, i have had many discussions about this whole thing, and i am a firm believer of evolution. In my opinion, and I am probably gonna be flamed for this, but God is for the weak. All God is is a made up person that people use to depend on. God did not create us!!! Also, I am curious as to what you guys think of life after death. I don't believe in any of that crap either, and no I am not going to hell just for saying this, b/c there is no hell. Heaven and Hell are made up places also, and as much as people want to believe it, I don't believe that these such places exist. When you die your soul dieswith you. What are your guys opinions on this topic as well.

 

Here's what I believe: When you die, your body turns to dust. Your soul, however, only sleeps until the day when God(yeah,him) wipes the earth clean, and the righteous are awakened to live again on Earth, in a new Eden. Sinners just never wake up. There's no heaven, no Hell.
-That's what I've absorbed from reading the Bible.
-Nobody forced my belief on me.
I read it because it makes me feel good. Period.
Notice how I never said "Darwin is for the weak" or "Evolution crap". I'm not putting down others' beliefs, just stating my own.

On with the fireworks...

 

First off, let me just say that Fossill Boy echoed my opinions about many things. Actually only about cars and eggynatey....

in any case, us evolving from monkeys makes a whole lot more sense then the ardvarks unless they are saying that monkeys evolved from ardvarks.

Who published this story anyways?

 

The article came from the BBC News.

 

*edited because I continue with my potty mouth*

 

Eggnatey - Reading isn't one of your better skills, is it?

 

neither is taking sh*edited because I continue with my potty mouth*. It's the comprehension that gets me.
To think, this all started because I defended God... I'm like Lot!
(that's a joke, son)

 

I just read the story of Lot.... (http://www.ishipress.com/lot.htm and http://bible.gospelcom.net/cgi-bin/b...=Genesis+18-19)...interesting. He escapes of village of homosexuals, which God then destroys because there are "no good men" there. And then, Lot has sex with both of his daughters, resulting in both of them getting pregnant.

What wonderful lessons to teach children.

 

Wow! You read about Sodom and Gomorrah! Too bad they're gone, you'd fit right in. If you want to pick apart the bible and take every verse literally, go ahead, but you're not being very original.
So use a little COMMON SENSE next time you open up the Bible, and something just might sink in to that space between your Will Smith sized ears. Sheesh.