For the pinoys and pinays out there, here's something my sister sent me this morning.

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How Filipinos Use Words in Sentences

You have to say the sentence in a filipino accent to really understand what they're trying to say.


1. tenacious - bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.

2. deposit - call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!

3. splat - oh my goodness, my tire is splat!

4. associate - when i went to da bat'room, associate in da toilet so i plushed it.

5. hostess - when da pone rings, i ask "hostess?"

6. beef stew - my beeper beeps, does yours beef stew?

7. persuading - this month will be my cousins' persuading anniversary.

8. depressed - depressed is da one who leads mass on sunday.

9. deficit - bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit.

10. ***** - bepore eyou go out and play, ***** your homework!

11. statue - oy, pedro.....statue?

12. uno, dos, tres - uno! dos tres are burning!

13. candidate - i ordered too much pood, i think i candidate

14. chicken nut bread - my sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water
chicken nut bread

15. staten island - the filipinos discubbored (discovered) staten island in new york
when one pinoy yelled (while passing by in a boat) "oy! is staten island?"

 

that's funny, I'm not flip, but I have friends that are

 

AY Naku!!!!

We got some Filipinos in the house!!! Name is Mike and I drive 94Pro. Nice to see some peeps from the islands here.

Mike D

 

O God That sounds just like my mom!

FOBalicious!

 

I have a lot of filipino friends... they got a kick out it.

 

Thats some funny shiot.

Flip representing South FLA.

Putang Enamo

 

Who else is a flip here?

 

I'm half filipino...that was some funny stuff posted! My mom talks just like that, LOL.

 

lol* my wife is filo..and her parents talk like that all right.

i especially liked 12. uno dos tres...it should be tresdos3

 

wow, didn't think ther'd be so many filipino's on baord. ummm, i'm hawaiian (but you can check my webpage and see i'm in 1/2 denial) lol