Any Filipinos in the crowd?
December-11th-2001, 01:12 PM
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Any Filipinos in the crowd?
For the pinoys and pinays out there, here's something my sister sent me this morning.
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How Filipinos Use Words in Sentences
You have to say the sentence in a filipino accent to really understand what they're trying to say.
1. tenacious - bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
2. deposit - call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!
3. splat - oh my goodness, my tire is splat!
4. associate - when i went to da bat'room, associate in da toilet so i plushed it.
5. hostess - when da pone rings, i ask "hostess?"
6. beef stew - my beeper beeps, does yours beef stew?
7. persuading - this month will be my cousins' persuading anniversary.
8. depressed - depressed is da one who leads mass on sunday.
9. deficit - bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit.
10. ***** - bepore eyou go out and play, ***** your homework!
11. statue - oy, pedro.....statue?
12. uno, dos, tres - uno! dos tres are burning!
13. candidate - i ordered too much pood, i think i candidate
14. chicken nut bread - my sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water
chicken nut bread
15. staten island - the filipinos discubbored (discovered) staten island in new york
when one pinoy yelled (while passing by in a boat) "oy! is staten island?"
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How Filipinos Use Words in Sentences
You have to say the sentence in a filipino accent to really understand what they're trying to say.
1. tenacious - bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.
2. deposit - call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!
3. splat - oh my goodness, my tire is splat!
4. associate - when i went to da bat'room, associate in da toilet so i plushed it.
5. hostess - when da pone rings, i ask "hostess?"
6. beef stew - my beeper beeps, does yours beef stew?
7. persuading - this month will be my cousins' persuading anniversary.
8. depressed - depressed is da one who leads mass on sunday.
9. deficit - bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit.
10. ***** - bepore eyou go out and play, ***** your homework!
11. statue - oy, pedro.....statue?
12. uno, dos, tres - uno! dos tres are burning!
13. candidate - i ordered too much pood, i think i candidate
14. chicken nut bread - my sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water
chicken nut bread
15. staten island - the filipinos discubbored (discovered) staten island in new york
when one pinoy yelled (while passing by in a boat) "oy! is staten island?"
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