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GNO December-11th-2001 01:12 PM

Any Filipinos in the crowd?
 
For the pinoys and pinays out there, here's something my sister sent me this morning.

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How Filipinos Use Words in Sentences

You have to say the sentence in a filipino accent to really understand what they're trying to say.


1. tenacious - bepor you go out, put your tenacious on.

2. deposit - call da plahmer, deposit is leaking!

3. splat - oh my goodness, my tire is splat!

4. associate - when i went to da bat'room, associate in da toilet so i plushed it.

5. hostess - when da pone rings, i ask "hostess?"

6. beef stew - my beeper beeps, does yours beef stew?

7. persuading - this month will be my cousins' persuading anniversary.

8. depressed - depressed is da one who leads mass on sunday.

9. deficit - bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit.

10. penis - bepore eyou go out and play, penis your homework!

11. statue - oy, pedro.....statue?

12. uno, dos, tres - uno! dos tres are burning!

13. candidate - i ordered too much pood, i think i candidate

14. chicken nut bread - my sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water
chicken nut bread

15. staten island - the filipinos discubbored (discovered) staten island in new york
when one pinoy yelled (while passing by in a boat) "oy! is staten island?"

Makaveli December-11th-2001 04:31 PM

that's funny, I'm not flip, but I have friends that are:D

MikeD December-11th-2001 05:50 PM

Mestizo in da house
 
AY Naku!!!!

We got some Filipinos in the house!!! Name is Mike and I drive 94Pro. Nice to see some peeps from the islands here.

Mike D

Greddy917 December-11th-2001 11:02 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: O God That sounds just like my mom! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

FOBalicious!

paulf December-13th-2001 01:55 AM

pilapeeno
 
I have a lot of filipino friends... they got a kick out it.

redwagon02 December-13th-2001 01:21 PM

Thats some funny shiot. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Flip representing South FLA.

Putang Enamo

redwagon02 December-13th-2001 01:22 PM

Who else is a flip here?

NegatiZE December-13th-2001 09:27 PM

I'm half filipino...that was some funny stuff posted! My mom talks just like that, LOL.

tresdos3 December-30th-2001 10:05 AM

lol* my wife is filo..and her parents talk like that all right.

i especially liked 12. uno dos tres...it should be tresdos3

onehawaiian January-6th-2002 01:35 AM

wow, didn't think ther'd be so many filipino's on baord. ummm, i'm hawaiian (but you can check my webpage and see i'm in 1/2 denial) lol:D


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