Any Filipinos in the crowd?
For the pinoys and pinays out there, here's something my sister sent me this morning.
------------------------ How Filipinos Use Words in Sentences You have to say the sentence in a filipino accent to really understand what they're trying to say. 1. tenacious - bepor you go out, put your tenacious on. 2. deposit - call da plahmer, deposit is leaking! 3. splat - oh my goodness, my tire is splat! 4. associate - when i went to da bat'room, associate in da toilet so i plushed it. 5. hostess - when da pone rings, i ask "hostess?" 6. beef stew - my beeper beeps, does yours beef stew? 7. persuading - this month will be my cousins' persuading anniversary. 8. depressed - depressed is da one who leads mass on sunday. 9. deficit - bepore eyou jahmp in da pool, check how deficit. 10. penis - bepore eyou go out and play, penis your homework! 11. statue - oy, pedro.....statue? 12. uno, dos, tres - uno! dos tres are burning! 13. candidate - i ordered too much pood, i think i candidate 14. chicken nut bread - my sister can't swim, when she jahmps in da water chicken nut bread 15. staten island - the filipinos discubbored (discovered) staten island in new york when one pinoy yelled (while passing by in a boat) "oy! is staten island?" |
that's funny, I'm not flip, but I have friends that are:D
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Mestizo in da house
AY Naku!!!!
We got some Filipinos in the house!!! Name is Mike and I drive 94Pro. Nice to see some peeps from the islands here. Mike D |
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: O God That sounds just like my mom! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
FOBalicious! |
pilapeeno
I have a lot of filipino friends... they got a kick out it.
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Thats some funny shiot. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Flip representing South FLA. Putang Enamo |
Who else is a flip here?
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I'm half filipino...that was some funny stuff posted! My mom talks just like that, LOL.
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lol* my wife is filo..and her parents talk like that all right.
i especially liked 12. uno dos tres...it should be tresdos3 |
wow, didn't think ther'd be so many filipino's on baord. ummm, i'm hawaiian (but you can check my webpage and see i'm in 1/2 denial) lol:D
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