Rice tastes good when the wife cooks it!
October-2nd-2002, 02:24 PM
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Rice tastes good when the wife cooks it!
This is a pretty good story. Me and the wife just pulled out of Mcdonalds ((she's driving)) and driving down the street we come up to a yellow light that's about to turn red. So suddenly she stops and I look at her like WTF you could have made that light. She looks in the rear mirror and tells me to look on the left. Sho nuff some kid drives up in a blue eagle talon with stickers everywhere and starts to rev her. I look at her like you'd better **** on him bad. :P :P So she gives me a kiss goes into first and waits. 
The light hits green and she pops the clutch and we'rr off. You can hear the other guys blowoff valve as he hits second. Wifey hits 7200 RPM's then she slams 2nd gear, smoke the front tires a little and begins to pull on him. I look at her like: GODDAMN 
YOU GO GIRL!! She's at 7000RPM's at 60MPH's and goes to third. I yell to her, JUST DON'T WRECK!! :shock: So she now ahead by a car length and we're now climbing past 70MPH. I tell her to keep going but she hits the flashers and begins to slow down. The sad thing is the guy rode past us then hit his flashers as if HE won. When we saw that we both laughed. How friggin pathetic :lol: :lol: :lol:
The light hits green and she pops the clutch and we'rr off. You can hear the other guys blowoff valve as he hits second. Wifey hits 7200 RPM's then she slams 2nd gear, smoke the front tires a little and begins to pull on him. I look at her like: GODDAMN YOU GO GIRL!! She's at 7000RPM's at 60MPH's and goes to third. I yell to her, JUST DON'T WRECK!! :shock: So she now ahead by a car length and we're now climbing past 70MPH. I tell her to keep going but she hits the flashers and begins to slow down. The sad thing is the guy rode past us then hit his flashers as if HE won. When we saw that we both laughed. How friggin pathetic :lol: :lol: :lol:
October-3rd-2002, 09:10 AM
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Yeah, she does pretty friggin good, for a woman. I mean it's bad to get beaten by another guy, but when a woman pisses on you it takes embarrassment to a totally different level 
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October-3rd-2002, 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by Patio
one thing, never tell a female "you shift good for a girl" you'll never hear then end of it, LOL
one thing, never tell a female "you shift good for a girl" you'll never hear then end of it, LOL
Of course not...I wanted to get some that night
October-3rd-2002, 03:13 PM
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Originally posted by 90210brandon
She can drive, she likes to cook rice......does she have a sister?
She can drive, she likes to cook rice......does she have a sister?
No sorry............she's like a slow B.M.W.............almost impossible to find
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