I pull up to this guy at a stop light, about 7:30 AM and I'm thinking, there's NO way this thing's street legal! So I start revving my engine while my friend sneaks around and slashes the McLaren's tires! muahaha. He stays still and lets me tear out (I get 0-60 in like 4 seconds), enough to give me a HUGE head start. So then HE goes. Since his tires are slashed, he's swerving like crazy but still speeding up like a madman, and then BOOM!! I look behind me and there's this huge explosion. He had crashed into a tree! "I win," I thought, as I drove away going 170 in a school zone.

 

What? No one baleeves me? My story was no more ridiculous than most of the ones posted here.

This kind of racing is BAD. Don't do it!

Now for some annoying "l33t speak"...

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I belive u man. I did the same thing last week ..

 

What the **** did you say??

 

Yeah man me too. lmao

 

What do you mean these stories are unbelivable most are just beatin on civics, with the occasional toyota and ford focus.

Now I know that proteges are slow as f-ck but give em some credit.

 

I was the friend! lol

 

Yeah dude, i was at a light last week and this POS Yugo was revin on me so I showed the old Beeeeoch my pecker and spun out...............I hate when my mom revs on me!!!.......Duncan

 

are you all drunk and/or high?

 

No, I just had back surgery for the 3rd time and im a little tipsy on my pain meds......

 

ZoomZoomH,
WTF! you didnt like my story?

 

I liked it

 

Yes.... Joke..... lol

 

If you really think about it street racing is pretty useless. It doesn't prove anything, except lack of good judgment. You have no control over conditions like traffic , road surface, or if the other driver is even racing. If you want to show your stuff take it to a track. You can go at 100% and be reasonably assured that everyone else is too. That said, I still read these stories here and laugh at most.

 

So we still going to the street races tonight at 9pm
call me and let me know
bruce