the only prize is the bragging rights, well if ya wanna brag about it..

Brycer79

 

YOur prize is an all exclusive job as a fry boy at McDonald's!

 

as much as I would LOVE a NO RESPONSIBILITY job like that...I think I will stick to being a supervisor in a nuclear power plant.

Just remember....its ME and MY coleagues that are keeping your lights on and your computer running!!!!! lol

:{D

 

and not turning us into radiation mutants!!!

 

I'm sure someone has made this reference before...but....Nuke, you aren't like Homer Simpson are you? j/k

 

Been there, done that...........that was my second worst job

 

FOR STARTERS....you have OBVIOUSLY never read my profile...it says to NEVER EVER make that reference!! lol

but NO...homer is a control room PUKE....they BREAK stuff...lol I am in the maintenance department...we fix what the operators break! lol

 

Guess I've been really lucky! I guess the worst was Texas Steakhouse for the simple reason ppl don't tip for **** at places like that, and my manager was the biggest fattest meanest bastard I've ever worked for in my life.

The best is the one I've got now working as a waitress at a sushi bar/japanese restaurant. No one besides the owner understands me, and vice versa so I just have to smile and nod <like so Plus the tips are awesome And btw.. If you're one of those ppl that doesn't tip your waitress at LEAST 10% for good service, you need to seriously revise your attitude pal, I'll be waiting for you in a dark alley some day

Disclaimer: If you ever get attacked in a dark alley, it wasn't me!

 

i tip accordingly. if i'm waited on atleast twice during my meal, i'm satisfied. ;] i usually tip 20%. and i make everyone else throw in a buck atleast.

 

You're my hero lol

 

My worst job had to be moving irrigation lines at this cow ranch. It ****** sucked, except I got to ride a three wheeler. I crashed that bastard so many times, I wish the cheap bastard woulda had a 4 wheeler, they're much safer, that or I'm a tard. Anyway it just sucked, moving these long *** irrigation lines by hand and trying to get the stupid *** cows to move. I think the worst part is when I accidentally swung one of the lines into the electric fence and shocked the **** out of myself. But now I don't complain too much, I got a plush job at the developmental Intel campus in Oregon. How I went to ****** with cows, to having a hand in building the world's most advanced microprocessors, I have no clue. Musta been the drugs and college. ANd I don't really care, just gotta represent the hatchet no matter what kind of shithole job you got.

 

I think the young guy's got everybody beat. Try being an assistant janitor for a summer, at your high school. Talk about being at the bottom of the totem pole. I have never worked with so many damn retards in all my life. Not only do you have to clean toilets, someone without a diploma is telling you when and how to do it. I spent the whole damn summer cleaning toilets, waxing floors, and scrubbing profanity off of the desks (which was sorta fun - seeing all the jackass stuff that people write.) Then, I would have to take garbage outside from the school cafeteria, in the 100 degree weather. It usually got pretty ripe by the time I got to the dumpsters.

There is a male and female janitor couple and they are married. so I got to hear them fight with each other everyday, which was kind of fun. I learned lots of ways to reuse old profanity (such as your basic four letter word), and give it that shock it once had. Then to make matters even worse, there was this old janitor who used to be in the Airforce. I didn't mind his war stories, but after I heard them all for the fifth time, they started to get just a little old.

The janitors are all really bitter about their lives too. They are always bitching about their paychecks, and how they don't get any money. I wanted to say, "TRY GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL! THEN YOU'LL MAKE SOME DAMN MONEY!".....but I didn't. It was actually really a good way to remind myself how important a college education is.

 

Damn straight... (Knock on wood...) I'll be going to a community college out here this fall and getting my diploma, then it's time for more real college classes... Still haven't made up my mind on what to do yet though.

 

Sounds like a plan....good luck in your endeavour!

 

Thanks! I'm gonna need lots of luck to get up in the morning Damn I'm lazy... But I'm gonna do it dang it!