"Who my baby daddy??"
June-20th-2005, 09:46 AM
#1
The man behind the mask
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"Who my baby daddy??"
My wife is real big into socialogy right now (it's her major)...so she hears about all sorts of weird stuff.
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to
find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.
The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or
putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts
from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of> > child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a > BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the
same to me.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to
find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.
The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or
putting it another way... Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts
from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of> > child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that
I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a > BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if
he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the
country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the
same to me.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party
at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all
when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
June-20th-2005, 11:46 AM
#5
Matty's Lead Scrumpet!!
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Location: Ok City
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Sad! Very sad...for the children that is. We are populating the world (well, not me, I'm not populating anything) with an entire generation of these types of kids. Welfare moms, "baby daddy", and all that crap just pisses me off. 
June-20th-2005, 12:24 PM
#7
The man behind the mask
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Location: Birmingham, AL
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good point gary...it's funny until you realize these are real women.
You could tell some of them were being sarcastic or joking but the woman who passed out afterwards and wants his number just made me crack up.
You could tell some of them were being sarcastic or joking but the woman who passed out afterwards and wants his number just made me crack up.
June-20th-2005, 12:53 PM
#8
The Jamaican Sensation
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Location: Montgomery, AL
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For some reason I thought you were REALLY just joking...hence my dirtbag response. It's all fun & games til someone has no Daddy....so yeah...ummmm....I'm still sticking by numero 7 because I find it amusing & I can because I am of the chocolate color....and for some reason Vanilla & Caramel colored women seem to say the same thing...lol...even though majority of white women look the same to me too. But hey, who am I to judge? Everyone one of 'em are the same color on the inside.
June-20th-2005, 04:13 PM
#10
The Jamaican Sensation
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Location: Montgomery, AL
Posts: 2,662
Originally Posted by Phantom Cruiser
"All those Jamaican guys look the same to me" heheheh.
Yup yup...we aim to please darling.
June-20th-2005, 06:36 PM
#11
La Familia!
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Ha ha....ok I shouldn't laugh...but ummm..yeah....number 7...that's pretty close to the truth for me...lol....that's great!
peace
dante
June-20th-2005, 08:20 PM
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oh man, i thought Matty's wife was having a baby and he needed some help figuring out who the father was.... just joking Matt, you know we all love you..... the one about girl being taken from the back made me laugh really hard..... but if this is really true then its sad
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