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August-13th-2003, 07:43 AM
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Its 7:30 am and still no wife. Anyway, like I care cause I got the Income tax releif check yesterday! I called her cell phone and slapped my pecker against the phone when her voice mail picked up. LOL! Shes pretty mad because I have been making a scene about the whole issue. My mom just laughs everytime she comes in the room. She said my wife is trying to make it seem like a bigger deal than it is so I will appologize. (they talked) GO MOM! No appologies here, its my **** and *****! Im LMFAO@ Me! WHEW!..................Duncan
August-13th-2003, 11:14 AM
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Well, gotta tell you guyz, some of us actually watch WITH our man. Guys are horney like all the time, and without getting some sort of "gratification" they will "go play" somewhere else. When I get my "monthly fiend" I even do other things to make sure he is taken care of. He's a happy camper. hee hee
But I gotta say, girls get mad when they see their guys doin that because they feel like "what...am I not good enough for you?" or "what...you think she's prettier than me???" etc. etc. You know how we are, we're vain creatures. It's gotta be all about us. Me, me me damnit! Treat her like a Goddess in bed and you will get anything you want. And yes, we DO like to get lingre and flowers on occassion. Hint, hint...rose petals on the bed, a box of panties from V.S. and can of whip creme & stawberries. If you don't get laid or need to wack the monkey right after that THEN you need a new chick and buy a pocket p***y. lol
But I gotta say, girls get mad when they see their guys doin that because they feel like "what...am I not good enough for you?" or "what...you think she's prettier than me???" etc. etc. You know how we are, we're vain creatures. It's gotta be all about us. Me, me me damnit! Treat her like a Goddess in bed and you will get anything you want. And yes, we DO like to get lingre and flowers on occassion. Hint, hint...rose petals on the bed, a box of panties from V.S. and can of whip creme & stawberries. If you don't get laid or need to wack the monkey right after that THEN you need a new chick and buy a pocket p***y. lol
August-13th-2003, 01:26 PM
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Dont get me wrong yo. I get beats on the average like 3 times a week. But still, you know how we are too. Be loungin round the house watchin Springer and BAM! a tent pops up yo! Gotta controll that blimp. Im not walkin round the house with enlarged Purple headed yogurt slinger all day, hell no. I buy my wife stuff like that all the time. I send flowers to work and all kinds of stuff. I dont do it like 3 times a week because I dont want her to expect it. I leave notes for her and go to the post office and mail her a card and **** like that. I take care of my women.
August-13th-2003, 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by duncanslx
Dont get me wrong yo. I get beats on the average like 3 times a week. But still, you know how we are too. Be loungin round the house watchin Springer and BAM! a tent pops up yo! Gotta controll that blimp. Im not walkin round the house with enlarged Purple headed yogurt slinger all day, hell no. I buy my wife stuff like that all the time. I send flowers to work and all kinds of stuff. I dont do it like 3 times a week because I dont want her to expect it. I leave notes for her and go to the post office and mail her a card and **** like that. I take care of my women.
Dont get me wrong yo. I get beats on the average like 3 times a week. But still, you know how we are too. Be loungin round the house watchin Springer and BAM! a tent pops up yo! Gotta controll that blimp. Im not walkin round the house with enlarged Purple headed yogurt slinger all day, hell no. I buy my wife stuff like that all the time. I send flowers to work and all kinds of stuff. I dont do it like 3 times a week because I dont want her to expect it. I leave notes for her and go to the post office and mail her a card and **** like that. I take care of my women.
What you should have done as Mello Yellow would say is: "Honey, I just knew you were coming home soon and didn't want to be a minute man when I got excited about seeing you early today, so I did what I did so that I could have you longer and not climax so soon. You deserve and I want to give you all the time you deserve." <Bell in the background....BING!! BING!! BING!! for right answer> I think it's what mazdaminime said is true in that perhaps she thinks you don't find her attractive and need some one else to get off to. The fact that you are kidding her by whipping it out and throwing it back at her is that she is reliving the event of you not wanting her in a sexual way any more and girls are very sensitive to this kind of stuff. They want to be your number one. You know she is and want her, but it's okay to fantasize about some one else. Go out and buy her some sexy lingerie and do the rose pedals in a bubble bath. Tell her you want to see her in the outfit because she looks way better than any of the girls in the video and that she not only has the looks, but the entire package as well (companionship, enjoy spending time with, laugh with, seek comfort from)---something the girls in the skin flick could never offer. I guarantee she will take you back! Stop the teasing and start listening. Although you two have disagreements on things, try to see her on this and next time, DON'T GET CAUGHT DOING IT AGAIN!
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August-13th-2003, 10:24 PM
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Originally posted by toucci
you had to do it because she wasnt doing her job. she should be mad at herself.
you had to do it because she wasnt doing her job. she should be mad at herself.
August-14th-2003, 06:09 AM
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off topic, but vormav is that a before and after shot of your Protege?! 
Good job there buddy! Duncan, is she talking to you at all right now? Did your mom's speech help you any? Or is she hard pressed on giving you the silent treatment? Just be careful in that although things like this happen all the time and she comes back, one day she may not leaving you feeling empty inside. 
What started out as a shocker can get out of hand if you tease her too much. She may leave and not turn back. Not trying to preach at you my friend, just trying to give a little advice so that you won't lose her or anything and get upset at yourself. I have gone through a divorce although the circumstances were entirely different. When things happened, I had the attitude of oh she will come around. One day she stood firm and things can go down hill from there. I am not totally blaming myself because of reasons too long to discuss, but it can happen. Luckily it was the best thing to happen to me because of an unhealthy relationship. She too is happy I am sure.
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Good job there buddy! Duncan, is she talking to you at all right now? Did your mom's speech help you any? Or is she hard pressed on giving you the silent treatment? Just be careful in that although things like this happen all the time and she comes back, one day she may not leaving you feeling empty inside. What started out as a shocker can get out of hand if you tease her too much. She may leave and not turn back. Not trying to preach at you my friend, just trying to give a little advice so that you won't lose her or anything and get upset at yourself. I have gone through a divorce although the circumstances were entirely different. When things happened, I had the attitude of oh she will come around. One day she stood firm and things can go down hill from there. I am not totally blaming myself because of reasons too long to discuss, but it can happen. Luckily it was the best thing to happen to me because of an unhealthy relationship. She too is happy I am sure. MisterT
August-14th-2003, 09:11 AM
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I hear ya "T". We're talking ans stuff for sure. Shes more like giving me a hard time about it, not like packing bags and cussing me out. We're cool though. We've been together since she was 14 and I was 16. Im 26 years old now, so we've been through some pretty hard times. But in all we forgive each other for past transgressions and never throw anything from the past up in each others face. We have alot of fun with each other and act like little kids every chance we get. We've been married for 6 years and have three kids of our own. I think the hardest part of marriage is over(the first five years) is what they say. Off topic* I bought a brand new Yamaha R1 last month and now she wants to get one also. (matching bikes) Thats cool! Even though we bitch about each other at times...........My wife ****** rocks bro. On the real, its all good.
August-14th-2003, 09:59 AM
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That is great My marriage lasted about 4 years, all of which weren't all to happy. She had health problems therefore no libido which strained a lot of our relationship. That wasn't the only reason, but it's imp. to have a good sex life. Other things were control issues and being so high strung all of the time. It would drive me nuts. I am laid back and take things as they come and don't go in to panic mode. It clouds your thinking and reasoning so if a stressful situation comes up, you can't deal with it the best way properly. I didn't just throw in the towel. We tried counseling and just seemed as if I was more for trying to make it work than she was. In the end we divorced (noncontested) as nice as it gets, but still hard. I care for her, but know that I am better off without her and she probably feels the same way about me which is cool.
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My marriage lasted about 4 years, all of which weren't all to happy. She had health problems therefore no libido which strained a lot of our relationship. That wasn't the only reason, but it's imp. to have a good sex life. Other things were control issues and being so high strung all of the time. It would drive me nuts. I am laid back and take things as they come and don't go in to panic mode. It clouds your thinking and reasoning so if a stressful situation comes up, you can't deal with it the best way properly. I didn't just throw in the towel. We tried counseling and just seemed as if I was more for trying to make it work than she was. In the end we divorced (noncontested) as nice as it gets, but still hard. I care for her, but know that I am better off without her and she probably feels the same way about me which is cool.MisterT
August-14th-2003, 04:41 PM
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You guys are crazy! I can't remember the last time I've had such a good laugh!
Seriously though, and not to get too off topic, it's nice to hear that there are some guys out there who are mature enough to realize what's a big deal and what isn't, what's okay to joke around about and when it starts to get out of hand. It's also good to know that there are still people who try to work things out (instead of fleeing at the drop of a hat), but when it doesn't, part relatively amicably. BTW, where does a girl find a guy like that nowadays? Most of the ones that are available seem like jerks, and those that are nice guys have been snatched up already.
I can't remember the last time I've had such a good laugh!Seriously though, and not to get too off topic, it's nice to hear that there are some guys out there who are mature enough to realize what's a big deal and what isn't, what's okay to joke around about and when it starts to get out of hand. It's also good to know that there are still people who try to work things out (instead of fleeing at the drop of a hat), but when it doesn't, part relatively amicably. BTW, where does a girl find a guy like that nowadays? Most of the ones that are available seem like jerks, and those that are nice guys have been snatched up already.
August-14th-2003, 05:01 PM
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I am a nice guy still looking for a nice girl, but seem to only find psychos! I have been on some interesting dates. It gets to the point where I am almost thinking, I am sick of paying for these dates that turn out for the worse or just plain out wierd.
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August-14th-2003, 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by Maxx Mazda
Andrea, are you coming to Mazda In The Mountains?
Andrea, are you coming to Mazda In The Mountains?
Maxx, what's the latest on the car since the wreck?? Off topic I know, but what the hell, I figured you see it if I asked you here.MisterT
August-14th-2003, 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by duncanslx
Dont get me wrong yo. I get beats on the average like 3 times a week. But still, you know how we are too. Be loungin round the house watchin Springer and BAM! a tent pops up yo! Gotta controll that blimp. Im not walkin round the house with enlarged Purple headed yogurt slinger all day, hell no. I buy my wife stuff like that all the time. I send flowers to work and all kinds of stuff. I dont do it like 3 times a week because I dont want her to expect it. I leave notes for her and go to the post office and mail her a card and **** like that. I take care of my women.
Dont get me wrong yo. I get beats on the average like 3 times a week. But still, you know how we are too. Be loungin round the house watchin Springer and BAM! a tent pops up yo! Gotta controll that blimp. Im not walkin round the house with enlarged Purple headed yogurt slinger all day, hell no. I buy my wife stuff like that all the time. I send flowers to work and all kinds of stuff. I dont do it like 3 times a week because I dont want her to expect it. I leave notes for her and go to the post office and mail her a card and **** like that. I take care of my women.
