uhhh, wheres your Dog!
August-10th-2003, 10:49 PM
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uhhh, wheres your Dog!
Okay fellas, don t laugh too hard at me for this one okay. Saturday night my wife was supposed to be working late. So I, being a man wanted to check out some Prono. ( that is spanish for porno if your wife or girl is around) P R O N O! To Make the story a little shorter, my wife came home and I was spankin the mokey all over the place watching a movie (prono) She got off work early to take me out to dinner. She was pissed and I was laughing my *** off trying to be serious about the situation but it wasnt working. I guess im not gettin any for a while. She tells me I can go spank it. ( with no movie) Damn! Anyway, she really is mad.
August-10th-2003, 10:59 PM
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Re: uhhh, wheres your Dog!
Originally posted by duncanslx
Okay fellas, don t laugh too hard at me for this one okay. Saturday night my wife was supposed to be working late. So I, being a man wanted to check out some Prono. ( that is spanish for porno if your wife or girl is around) P R O N O! To Make the story a little shorter, my wife came home and I was spankin the mokey all over the place watching a movie (prono) She got off work early to take me out to dinner. She was pissed and I was laughing my *** off trying to be serious about the situation but it wasnt working. I guess im not gettin any for a while. She tells me I can go spank it. ( with no movie) Damn! Anyway, she really is mad.
Okay fellas, don t laugh too hard at me for this one okay. Saturday night my wife was supposed to be working late. So I, being a man wanted to check out some Prono. ( that is spanish for porno if your wife or girl is around) P R O N O! To Make the story a little shorter, my wife came home and I was spankin the mokey all over the place watching a movie (prono) She got off work early to take me out to dinner. She was pissed and I was laughing my *** off trying to be serious about the situation but it wasnt working. I guess im not gettin any for a while. She tells me I can go spank it. ( with no movie) Damn! Anyway, she really is mad.
its ok man. We all do it once ina while.
August-11th-2003, 12:01 AM
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Re: uhhh, wheres your Dog!
Originally posted by duncanslx
Okay fellas, don t laugh too hard at me for this one okay. Saturday night my wife was supposed to be working late. So I, being a man wanted to check out some Prono. ( that is spanish for porno if your wife or girl is around) P R O N O! To Make the story a little shorter, my wife came home and I was spankin the mokey all over the place watching a movie (prono) She got off work early to take me out to dinner. She was pissed and I was laughing my *** off trying to be serious about the situation but it wasnt working. I guess im not gettin any for a while. She tells me I can go spank it. ( with no movie) Damn! Anyway, she really is mad.
Okay fellas, don t laugh too hard at me for this one okay. Saturday night my wife was supposed to be working late. So I, being a man wanted to check out some Prono. ( that is spanish for porno if your wife or girl is around) P R O N O! To Make the story a little shorter, my wife came home and I was spankin the mokey all over the place watching a movie (prono) She got off work early to take me out to dinner. She was pissed and I was laughing my *** off trying to be serious about the situation but it wasnt working. I guess im not gettin any for a while. She tells me I can go spank it. ( with no movie) Damn! Anyway, she really is mad.
August-11th-2003, 05:43 AM
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Reminds me of Old School. Any one blind folded come out of the bathroom? 
I know some one whose mom walked in on him doing the deed right at climax. He told me he was like, "Ah, ah, oh ****!" And then jumped to other side of the bed.
I can't believe she got mad at you just for that!
MisterT
I know some one whose mom walked in on him doing the deed right at climax. He told me he was like, "Ah, ah, oh ****!" And then jumped to other side of the bed. I can't believe she got mad at you just for that!
MisterT
August-11th-2003, 03:45 PM
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Unfortunatley, women seem to take it personally - like we're flogging it because we DON'T want them, or - WHY are we rubbing one out when we COULD be having the "real thing".
Oh well, they just don't get it. We're men, goddammit - we build ****, we break ****, we grow hair on our faces and we jerk off. It's just the way it is - it's what men do.
The same way that we don't understand how a menstrual woman can go from laughter to tears to rage in a matter of 20 seconds. But, noooooooo - are WE allowed to get pissed at THEM? Of course not.
Why?
They can't help it - it's how they are made.
LISTEN UP GALS - WE CANNOT HELP IT EITHER!! IT'S HOW WE ARE MADE!!
Deal with it, and stop being offended. It's got nothing to do with you.
~HH
Oh well, they just don't get it. We're men, goddammit - we build ****, we break ****, we grow hair on our faces and we jerk off. It's just the way it is - it's what men do.
The same way that we don't understand how a menstrual woman can go from laughter to tears to rage in a matter of 20 seconds. But, noooooooo - are WE allowed to get pissed at THEM? Of course not.
Why?
They can't help it - it's how they are made.
LISTEN UP GALS - WE CANNOT HELP IT EITHER!! IT'S HOW WE ARE MADE!!
Deal with it, and stop being offended. It's got nothing to do with you.
~HH
August-11th-2003, 04:54 PM
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When my I was dating someone and she was on the rag, I would do the deed to relieve myself. She came in afterwards and say nonchalantly, "So what picture did it to you?" (Porno mag)
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August-11th-2003, 10:31 PM
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Well we all know that women say they dont do it but we know better than that! I wouldnt mind if my wife fanger banged herself! That would be pretty cool to watch too. (I just havent cought her yet) I found myself starting to try and make up like I did something wrong? Then I said **** THAT! Ill **** my ******* pudd if I want to! Its my ole ***** and ***** and ill damn well make a Milkshake if I feel like it. Anyway, I still didnt get any today.
August-11th-2003, 10:43 PM
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Okay, now im pissed god dangit! Im on the comp and its like 10:40 pm and my moms comes out of her room and says " what are you doing"? and I said " im on Protegeclub" She says "dont make a mess on the computer table" Ima ******* choke my wife yo! She told on me for bitch slappin my wiener! Thats fucked up!
August-12th-2003, 12:04 AM
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LOL ! Thats some funny ****
You need to look at JAKE STEED !!!!!!
Thats some good DVD's
He even sings and makes his own beats lol hehehehehe
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Who in hear knows about Jake Steed !
You need to look at JAKE STEED !!!!!!
Thats some good DVD's
He even sings and makes his own beats lol hehehehehe
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Who in hear knows about Jake Steed !
August-12th-2003, 06:09 AM
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Originally posted by icynelly
Damn your own mother knows now. I would get her back. one word. REVENGE
Damn your own mother knows now. I would get her back. one word. REVENGE
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