eggynatey

I've been boxing IN THE RING all my life. Street fights are no better than street racing, both are stupid, pointless and dangerous.

With that said...


One time about five years ago, I was driving with my wife in her brand new Miata(top down) when a car with three jock maggots pulled up next to us at a red light.
I was in the left turn lane and they were going straight. When their light turned green, right as they took off, they said something. I couldn't make out what they said, only that it was directed at my wife and ended with the word "bitch"
--"What did those **** say?"
--"Nothing, you don't want any trouble"...I think that Julie telling me to puss out pissed me off more than the jocks' insult.
So...I decided that I didn't wanna turn left anymore.
At the next light I pulled up next to them and asked them what's up. That's when one of the guys went crazy! "I'll f-ing kill you!" and he starts pounding on the dash of his car. Hmmmm, on second thought, maybe I don't wanna fight three guys tonight... so I pulled away, and they followed.
At the next stop sign, the car in front of me just stopped and and never pulled forward, and the three guys behind me jumped out of thier car and surrounded the Miata.
"Uh uh." I was sure they were gonna start pounding on Julie's car, so I got out and away from her and the car.
The biggest one(I'm 6"2' and he was taller & bigger!) started snapping, screaming and making all these gay gang signs with his hands while getting up in my face. So I pushed him back.
That's when all three guys surrounded me, closing in fast.
I was always taught that if you get into it with more than one guy, find the biggest one and get him out of there first, so I popped the tall gang-signer in the mouth. As he went down, I got slammed from behind! It turns out that the car in front of me was with those guys, too! Now I'm fighting five guys.
So we rumbled for a few and finally, after I was able to sock-up two more of them, and take a couple shots to the face, the cops showed up.
When all was said and done, I had a pretty nasty shiner, but I also sent two of those **** to the Hospital. Luckily, the fight took place right in front of a nightclub and the bouncers saw the whole thing, so the cops followed the ambulance to the hospital and they also got arrested....as well as beat!
Two months later, I get a sepena(sp?) for court. It seems that gang-sign-boy's rich, lawer daddy was gonna try to sue me, 'cause I gave his son a cleft-lip ... Well after three months of B.S., His chintzy case got thrown out of court and his dad had to pay my court expenses. Now who's a little bitch? I kicked his *** in the street and then I kicked his *** in court.

It still sucked, though. I had one of those black-eyes where the whites of your eyes have blood in em for like two months.

akaveli

damn its been a minute since I've been in a fight, but the last one was in New Jersey. The school I went too only had a hand full of black students. The rest were all white student. I'm not a racist but in certain enviorments like that problems will occur. Bullshit problems " So anyways we in class me and my friend( Marlon ) clowning around and this boy( Tom ) decided he wanted to get into our conversation. ( Know I'm not going to lie, in middle school I was very short and looked like the typical nerdy kid anyone would pick on). One thing led to another, I told him to stay out the conversation, he didn't so him and I started beefing. Now he is directly sitting one disk across from me. I told him str8 up, you touch me I'm punching you dead in your face. Now this idiot does the typical **** that everyone one does. He calls my bluff. So he touches me with his index finger and says, " wow a touch ". I stood up and started punching the **** out of him. Now honestly all I remember doin was looking down on him and throwing my fist. But I felt I wasn't hitting him hard enough. lol It kinda felt like a dream. But once I came too, I was in the dean office, Tom was sitting behind me with a black eye. LMAO!!

The good thing to that is at graduation Tom and I made a peace.

Since then I haven't been in a fight which is good and bad. the good thing is I'm buidling up my resistance not to fight and just walk away from the situation. ( which hurts like a *****%#$^%$ ) But the day I do get provoked into a fight, it will be over. Only GOD knows what would happen to that persopn.

onehawaiian

i got into a physical altercation this year, altho i would hardly call it a "fight" as i choked the guy out in less than 30sec...
i do not tolerate the disrespecting of any of my female friends. the guy should've known better.
women should be treated with respect, period. especially if they're my friends.

BadAzz92DX

Ahh the good old days of immaturity, i can remember one time in 6th grade, we were making these "incredible machines" n i was on the starting end, so i walked down to the finish area to see how it was goin, some wannabe hardass football player sez, get the hell outta here, so im like hold on im lookin at this... so he thinks hes some kind of badass n decides to push me... so i told him if he touches me again im gunna knock his teeth out, so of course he tried bein all hard n pushes me again, so i turn around, swung as hard as i could, kid ends up fallin straight back, unconscious for about 15 mins.... sorry to say that my teacher was right behind me the whole time, not to break up the fight while its goin on, but to get me into further trouble once i was done... didnt get suspended or nuthin, just a saturday detention n a call to the police(cuz he got knocked out and thats a sin in good ol' poland ohio)...wish i could do this more often, but now in my town, speeding and fighting is a definite no no, cuz every1 here is stuck up and dont do nething bad...