Post Your Fist Fights *Lets get ready to rumble !!!!*
May-9th-2003, 07:10 AM
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Post Your Fist Fights *Lets get ready to rumble !!!!*
I have so many 
But i will post one of the good ones for now.
When i was in 8th grade, our teacher was out sick. We had some old lady as a teacher for the time. So everyone did there usual when the teacher wasnt there acting stupid. I had on the FRESH BULLS STARTER jacket
. Some dude was dared to put some vasline on me, and he wiped it on my back. I didnt even know the dude ! He was skipping class and was hanging out in my class lol. I knew i was going to hit him but didnt wanna make it obvious, So got up and smiled and fake laughed, and said you got me you got me, he smirked and said he's SOFT, little did he know i was about to beat the crap outta him. I sat closer to him and told my friend what i was about to do, he was all jumping around saying yay !!!!!!!! All happy and crap lol. So i sat right next to the dude and pulled out some gummi bears, and sat them on my desk, he reached right in without asking and said good looking out, i lunged over and smacked him in the face really hard as the gummi's fly outta his mouth, i proceed to get up and wail punching constantly at his head as he fell to the ground punching the metal piece on the desk which made his knuckle bleed, he attemped to get up and ran towards another class room, i ran after him and jumped on his back and went at it again 
! Boosted my popularity points lmao
But i will post one of the good ones for now.
When i was in 8th grade, our teacher was out sick. We had some old lady as a teacher for the time. So everyone did there usual when the teacher wasnt there acting stupid. I had on the FRESH BULLS STARTER jacket
. Some dude was dared to put some vasline on me, and he wiped it on my back. I didnt even know the dude ! He was skipping class and was hanging out in my class lol. I knew i was going to hit him but didnt wanna make it obvious, So got up and smiled and fake laughed, and said you got me you got me, he smirked and said he's SOFT, little did he know i was about to beat the crap outta him. I sat closer to him and told my friend what i was about to do, he was all jumping around saying yay !!!!!!!! All happy and crap lol. So i sat right next to the dude and pulled out some gummi bears, and sat them on my desk, he reached right in without asking and said good looking out, i lunged over and smacked him in the face really hard as the gummi's fly outta his mouth, i proceed to get up and wail punching constantly at his head as he fell to the ground punching the metal piece on the desk which made his knuckle bleed, he attemped to get up and ran towards another class room, i ran after him and jumped on his back and went at it again ! Boosted my popularity points lmao
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May-9th-2003, 10:29 AM
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The only fight I ever got in was about a month ago.
I was sitting in Social and this guy and me are like enemies. So, we start talking **** and stuff, you know. The prequel. Then, we get into groups to do some gay project ****, and he's sitting behind me, turned facing away. All of a sudden, he starts talking **** again, and it just escalates. He ends up dunping a water bottle down my shirt when I wasn't looking, and the fucken WHOLE class saw it and went silent. I couldn't let that go un punished, so I was like "what the **** was that for you dick?" He said "cause I felt like it" with some kind of insult at the end. I told him, "oh yeah, do some **** like that again and I'll fucken punch your face in" and he says "oh yeah, go ahead you p*ssy." And pushes me into the wall.
So here I am, standing in my social class (teacher was out) soaking wet, this guy acting cocky, and he just pushed me into the wall. So, I fucken clocked him across the face so hard my fist hurt.
Surprised that I actually did hit him, he fell kinda back and sideways and his hip hit a desk chair and he fell down. He gets up right away, calls me some gay insult and pushes me into the wall again. So, I hit him again and again, this time in his side. He was kicking me and pulling my shirt and **** as he was kinda half laying on the ground. Turns out, the teacher walked in and saw that one and ran over and stopped us. We spent the next hour in the principal's office where the verbal beatings continued and the other guy was sent home for starting it!
The next day the teacher had him sit way on the other side of class and if we fight again we get suspension. (The principal wasn't amused when I asked if they were Eibachs.)
That's my fight story. It was kinda scary, but exciting all at once. Plus lots of people were just waiting for someone to shut that guy the hell up. He's always talking ****, and now he just sits quietly.
I was sitting in Social and this guy and me are like enemies. So, we start talking **** and stuff, you know. The prequel. Then, we get into groups to do some gay project ****, and he's sitting behind me, turned facing away. All of a sudden, he starts talking **** again, and it just escalates. He ends up dunping a water bottle down my shirt when I wasn't looking, and the fucken WHOLE class saw it and went silent. I couldn't let that go un punished, so I was like "what the **** was that for you dick?" He said "cause I felt like it" with some kind of insult at the end. I told him, "oh yeah, do some **** like that again and I'll fucken punch your face in" and he says "oh yeah, go ahead you p*ssy." And pushes me into the wall.
So here I am, standing in my social class (teacher was out) soaking wet, this guy acting cocky, and he just pushed me into the wall. So, I fucken clocked him across the face so hard my fist hurt.
Surprised that I actually did hit him, he fell kinda back and sideways and his hip hit a desk chair and he fell down. He gets up right away, calls me some gay insult and pushes me into the wall again. So, I hit him again and again, this time in his side. He was kicking me and pulling my shirt and **** as he was kinda half laying on the ground. Turns out, the teacher walked in and saw that one and ran over and stopped us. We spent the next hour in the principal's office where the verbal beatings continued and the other guy was sent home for starting it!
The next day the teacher had him sit way on the other side of class and if we fight again we get suspension. (The principal wasn't amused when I asked if they were Eibachs.)
That's my fight story. It was kinda scary, but exciting all at once. Plus lots of people were just waiting for someone to shut that guy the hell up. He's always talking ****, and now he just sits quietly.
May-9th-2003, 10:33 AM
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...and you're proud of that?
what's even scarier is that you said that you "have so many", yet this is the "fight" you brag about?
1. why do you have so many fights?
2. if this is a good one, boy oh boy, I wonder what a bad one is?
3. who keeps track of popularity points?
this reply is not intended as a flame...more of a "wake up and reread your post again" kind of message post.
because seriously...wake up and reread your post again!
what's even scarier is that you said that you "have so many", yet this is the "fight" you brag about?
1. why do you have so many fights?
2. if this is a good one, boy oh boy, I wonder what a bad one is?
3. who keeps track of popularity points?
this reply is not intended as a flame...more of a "wake up and reread your post again" kind of message post.
because seriously...wake up and reread your post again!
May-9th-2003, 11:49 AM
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Originally posted by GerardPRO5
...and you're proud of that?
what's even scarier is that you said that you "have so many", yet this is the "fight" you brag about?
1. why do you have so many fights?
2. if this is a good one, boy oh boy, I wonder what a bad one is?
3. who keeps track of popularity points?
this reply is not intended as a flame...more of a "wake up and reread your post again" kind of message post.
because seriously...wake up and reread your post again!
...and you're proud of that?
what's even scarier is that you said that you "have so many", yet this is the "fight" you brag about?
1. why do you have so many fights?
2. if this is a good one, boy oh boy, I wonder what a bad one is?
3. who keeps track of popularity points?
this reply is not intended as a flame...more of a "wake up and reread your post again" kind of message post.
because seriously...wake up and reread your post again!
He didn't ask if anyone agreed with fighting.
1. You know how New York ppl are
2. His bad one was against me. He's to ashamed to talk about that one.
3. It was 8th grade. Who doesn't want to see a fight in 8th grade? Plus if you win a fight in 'middle school', the kids are like "that's the guy who beat up ____".
May-9th-2003, 12:23 PM
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If you don't like or agree with the thread, why respond to it?
My opinion was, I didn't agree with it.
1. You know how New York ppl are
3. It was 8th grade. Who doesn't want to see a fight in 8th grade? Plus if you win a fight in 'middle school', the kids are like "that's the guy who beat up ____".
It's extremely puerile to brag about a bitch-slap and claim it to be the best fight of your life...much less, use it to validate your social status and find it to be of redeeming value towards your existence...
May-9th-2003, 01:31 PM
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Originally posted by GerardPRO5
Isn't that the purpose of a forum? A forum, by definition, is a public place for open discussion of opinions.
My opinion was, I didn't agree with it.
What kind of broad, uninformed, and extremely blanket statement is this? You can't define a particular person's mentality by their geographic location! Oh, I guess that because I'm from Southern California, I'm a surfer who is totally laid back? Is that it?
Sounds like kindergarden maturity to me.
It's extremely puerile to brag about a bitch-slap and claim it to be the best fight of your life...much less, use it to validate your social status and find it to be of redeeming value towards your existence...
Isn't that the purpose of a forum? A forum, by definition, is a public place for open discussion of opinions.
My opinion was, I didn't agree with it.
What kind of broad, uninformed, and extremely blanket statement is this? You can't define a particular person's mentality by their geographic location! Oh, I guess that because I'm from Southern California, I'm a surfer who is totally laid back? Is that it?
Sounds like kindergarden maturity to me.
It's extremely puerile to brag about a bitch-slap and claim it to be the best fight of your life...much less, use it to validate your social status and find it to be of redeeming value towards your existence...
I don't know where you grew up , or if you let people punk you, but we don't go for that **** ....
There have been times when people tried to punk me in high school and intermidete school and I had to stand up for mines... that is one of the ways you earned your respect.
Especially if someone smeared Vaseline down my new jacket ... I would seriously beat his ****...... .
GO LOST CONCEPT .....................
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May-9th-2003, 02:02 PM
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Originally posted by Protegé Menacé
I haven't fought since elementary school... Because I'm such a cool guy, no one wants to mess with my ****.... That and I'm a *****
May-9th-2003, 02:16 PM
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yeah...this thread is going to get uglier...
...so you're saying there are other ways to earn respect, yet, you chose which option?
it's sad...because it's so true that "you can take the boy out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the homeboy".
I guess people just never grow up and learn...instead, they choose to live in their past and revel in their shortcomings.
If you don't...you'll be bitch-slapped all your life, and the only thing you have to defend yourself is what? a bitch-slap in return?
that's no way to live, nor should it be something to glorify.
Learn to move on. Learn to accept and learn to change.
There have been times when people tried to punk me in high school and intermidete school and I had to stand up for mines... that is one of the ways you earned your respect.
it's sad...because it's so true that "you can take the boy out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the homeboy".
I guess people just never grow up and learn...instead, they choose to live in their past and revel in their shortcomings.
If you don't...you'll be bitch-slapped all your life, and the only thing you have to defend yourself is what? a bitch-slap in return?
that's no way to live, nor should it be something to glorify.
Learn to move on. Learn to accept and learn to change.
May-9th-2003, 02:18 PM
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It's extremely puerile to brag about a bitch-slap and claim it to be the best fight of your life...much less, use it to validate your social status and find it to be of redeeming value towards your existence...
In this case I say more power to lost_concept. Fighting may not be right but in a social environment like middle school, where you are judged by lots of things and not usually your philisophical stance on violence, it is sometimes the only way to gain respect.
Not sure if I'm being clear but there's not much point using high level theoretical arguments to explain why young people fight. I certainly used to. If people picked on me I'd smack them anyway I could.
Motto to live by: Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
EDIT: I don't think I have ever felt as good as the time I faced a certain bully down and fought him to a draw. The bullying ended and I felt like a hero!
May-9th-2003, 02:24 PM
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Motto to live by: Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Saddam Hussein believed that his cause was worth fighting for.
Adolf Hitler believed that his cause was worth fighting for.
Papa Doc and Pol Pot believed their causes were worth fighting for.
You can fight dirty all you want...but then again, you're also the person who has to sleep at night knowing you fought dirty.
May-9th-2003, 03:05 PM
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Originally posted by GerardPRO5
I have to disagree.
Saddam Hussein believed that his cause was worth fighting for.
Adolf Hitler believed that his cause was worth fighting for.
Papa Doc and Pol Pot believed their causes were worth fighting for.
You can fight dirty all you want...but then again, you're also the person who has to sleep at night knowing you fought dirty.
I have to disagree.
Saddam Hussein believed that his cause was worth fighting for.
Adolf Hitler believed that his cause was worth fighting for.
Papa Doc and Pol Pot believed their causes were worth fighting for.
You can fight dirty all you want...but then again, you're also the person who has to sleep at night knowing you fought dirty.
or maybe you were one of the ones that would get punked in the gym locker room after gym class for your $1.25 that you would use to take the bus home....
or maybe you were one of the ones that when the teacher forgot to give homework , you would raise your hand and say "ohh teacher teacher ,,, you forgot our homework for this weekend"
Maybe you should go to school in a town where you actually better be ready to stand up for yours ...
Like Tornado said ,, in elementary and high school ... they don't use those sisie words that you stated above.. shoot using that in my class alone would have entitled you to a stiff one in ur upper lip
May-9th-2003, 03:05 PM
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As for causes worth fighting for, I think that you can't compare lost_concept with Adolf Hitler. One is a kid (or adult) that has a good idea to get people talking on a board. Adolf Hitler killed 6 million Jews, and countless others, on route to becoming perhaps the most hated and evil man in the history of the world. There's a slight diffrence.
George Washington thought he had a cause worth fighting for too, and look how far that's gotten us. Sometimes things are worth fighting for, and it's man's (and animals) nature to fight for respect. Thats just part of life in middle school. When you slap somebody in middle school, thats big ****. It would probably be the equivilent of pulling a knife on somebody now, or something to that effect. You have to put that fight in perspective of how old he was, and what kinda guts it took to do that. Maybe it didn't take guts for you, but it did for him.
You just spent 16 - 18 grand on a MP5. I'm sure that wasn't easy, so if someone buys a new Benz and has money left for mods, they might laugh at you (depends on the person). You would probably want respect from the guy who got the Benz, because you put your hard earned money out there for that car. In this case, lost_concept feels that it took a lot of guts here, instead of money, and you gotta respect him for feeling good about something that he thought was right, weather you agree with it or not. Like I said, he's not Adolf, here. He did something he thought he had to, and in the end, nobody got hurt, and probably nobody down the line cared all that much, but if it maked lost_concept sleep better at night, then good for him.
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Now for my fight story...
George Washington thought he had a cause worth fighting for too, and look how far that's gotten us. Sometimes things are worth fighting for, and it's man's (and animals) nature to fight for respect. Thats just part of life in middle school. When you slap somebody in middle school, thats big ****. It would probably be the equivilent of pulling a knife on somebody now, or something to that effect. You have to put that fight in perspective of how old he was, and what kinda guts it took to do that. Maybe it didn't take guts for you, but it did for him.
You just spent 16 - 18 grand on a MP5. I'm sure that wasn't easy, so if someone buys a new Benz and has money left for mods, they might laugh at you (depends on the person). You would probably want respect from the guy who got the Benz, because you put your hard earned money out there for that car. In this case, lost_concept feels that it took a lot of guts here, instead of money, and you gotta respect him for feeling good about something that he thought was right, weather you agree with it or not. Like I said, he's not Adolf, here. He did something he thought he had to, and in the end, nobody got hurt, and probably nobody down the line cared all that much, but if it maked lost_concept sleep better at night, then good for him.
Pepi Martinez
Now for my fight story...
May-9th-2003, 03:07 PM
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Originally posted by GerardPRO5
yeah...this thread is going to get uglier...
...so you're saying there are other ways to earn respect, yet, you chose which option?
it's sad...because it's so true that "you can take the boy out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the homeboy".
yeah...this thread is going to get uglier...
...so you're saying there are other ways to earn respect, yet, you chose which option?
it's sad...because it's so true that "you can take the boy out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the homeboy".
May-9th-2003, 03:16 PM
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I got into fight A LOT when I was in elementary school. I had a big freakin mouth. I've learned to quite it now, and I haven't gotten into a fight in years, but onto a fight that I was actualy in. It was the 6th grade, so fighting was big ****. This kid Nathan was the town bully. This kid was freakin huge for a 6th grader. He had to be a good 4 inches taller than me (everybody was!), and weighed atleast twice my weight, and that's not an exageration. Nathan was, and still is, a big boy. He was almost as wide as my "wing span."
ANYWAY, he was bein an *** one day at recess. We were playin football, and he kept being the running back, since freakin NOBODY could tackle this kid. I didn't (and still don't) like to lose, so I started getting into the game, and started trying to takle this huge kid. Everytime I'd try harder, I'd just hit the ground harder. So, eventualy, he noticed that I was really trying, which is when he decided it would be funny if he lowered his sholder, and hit me as hard as he could, which he did. He hit me right in the jaw. DAMN it hurt.
I went flying to the ground, which everyone had a good laugh at. He looked at me, and didn't help me up or anything. He just laughed. My competitiveness turned to anger, and you know when those moms save their baby from being traped under a car? Well, that extra boost of strenght must have kicked it. I poped up, and ran, then dove at him. I sent this kid to the ground. I then just slapped, kicked, and punched this kid as much as I humanly could. I musta looked like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story," when he beats up the kid with yellow eyes. Eventualy we were seperated, and sent to the office, and we promissed not to fight again.
Fighting in some cases does earn you respect, because he really didn't mess with me all that much, and to tell you the truth, we got to know each other a little bit before I went into private school my Freshmen Year or Highschool.
Pepi Martinez
ANYWAY, he was bein an *** one day at recess. We were playin football, and he kept being the running back, since freakin NOBODY could tackle this kid. I didn't (and still don't) like to lose, so I started getting into the game, and started trying to takle this huge kid. Everytime I'd try harder, I'd just hit the ground harder. So, eventualy, he noticed that I was really trying, which is when he decided it would be funny if he lowered his sholder, and hit me as hard as he could, which he did. He hit me right in the jaw. DAMN it hurt.
I went flying to the ground, which everyone had a good laugh at. He looked at me, and didn't help me up or anything. He just laughed. My competitiveness turned to anger, and you know when those moms save their baby from being traped under a car? Well, that extra boost of strenght must have kicked it. I poped up, and ran, then dove at him. I sent this kid to the ground. I then just slapped, kicked, and punched this kid as much as I humanly could. I musta looked like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story," when he beats up the kid with yellow eyes. Eventualy we were seperated, and sent to the office, and we promissed not to fight again.
Fighting in some cases does earn you respect, because he really didn't mess with me all that much, and to tell you the truth, we got to know each other a little bit before I went into private school my Freshmen Year or Highschool.
Pepi Martinez
