Pick Up Lines from the Genius.....

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Jun 22, 2005 | 10:49 PM

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FlyinHawaiian071

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My best line won me first place at a "Pick-uo line contest" :

"You know, I'm a pilot... Wanna ride in my cockpit?"
or the recent classic:

"Hi, I'm gonna throw something out there... if you like it, keep it; if not, just send it right back...
I wanna be on you.
No, WAIT, that came out wrong...
I wanna be ON you."

Jun 22, 2005 | 11:42 PM

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Roddimus Prime

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you have an AMAZING......heiney....I mean, that bad boy is nice...

Jun 23, 2005 | 09:41 AM

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meGrimlock

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not a pick up line but still hilarious: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Di-ago, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina."