Pick Up Lines from the Genius.....
June-21st-2005, 10:15 AM
#1
The Jamaican Sensation
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Montgomery, AL
Posts: 2,662
Pick Up Lines from the Genius.....
So...basically you say Girl....
Did you just trip me? Cause I think I fell for you!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something! My jaw!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cause your the bomb!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you have the temperature? Cause baby your making me hot.
If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Are you from Tennessee? (no, why?) Cause your the ten I see!
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you lost? Cause I didn't think angels lived on earth.
Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Your dad must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cause every time I see you, you turn me on!
I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Can you touch me so I can say I was touched by an angel?
You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you hot? Well, you sure are making me sweat!
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
I know milk does a body good but damn, how much have you been drinking?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!"
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Ha ha...best one to date:
I hung out at Matty P's place for Memorial Day Weekend. His wife, him & myself went to see a movie. I see this chic at the counter & I'm like...damn she's cute. So we head to the movie and sit down...the whole time I'm contemplating whether I should go ask for her number...so I'm like...eh....f**k it.
I walk back out, stand in line and I said the following:
"1 bag of popcorn please." *she gets it and returns* I say: "Seriously, I don't even want this bag of popcorn, I just needed a reason to come back to the counter because I knew from the moment I walked through the door & saw your pretty face, I had to get your number."
No folks, I'm not bull-jiving you, pity the thing was a tad young, she asked me how old I was I told her 23, she told me she was 17 (shut up Matty!!!), but she was quick to say she would be turning 18 in a month, so I took her number anyway....she also mentioned she was about to graduate from a Catholic HS...c'mon, I couldn't help myself....even Matty's wife was like..."She's probably a freak..." Ha ha....w3rd.
And yes, I actually did call her....she's legal now.
(Does this constitue as making me a bad guy????)
-Phil
Did you just trip me? Cause I think I fell for you!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something! My jaw!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cause your the bomb!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you have the temperature? Cause baby your making me hot.
If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Are you from Tennessee? (no, why?) Cause your the ten I see!
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you lost? Cause I didn't think angels lived on earth.
Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Your dad must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cause every time I see you, you turn me on!
I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Can you touch me so I can say I was touched by an angel?
You must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you.
Are you hot? Well, you sure are making me sweat!
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
I know milk does a body good but damn, how much have you been drinking?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!"
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Ha ha...best one to date:
I hung out at Matty P's place for Memorial Day Weekend. His wife, him & myself went to see a movie. I see this chic at the counter & I'm like...damn she's cute. So we head to the movie and sit down...the whole time I'm contemplating whether I should go ask for her number...so I'm like...eh....f**k it.
I walk back out, stand in line and I said the following:
"1 bag of popcorn please." *she gets it and returns* I say: "Seriously, I don't even want this bag of popcorn, I just needed a reason to come back to the counter because I knew from the moment I walked through the door & saw your pretty face, I had to get your number."
No folks, I'm not bull-jiving you, pity the thing was a tad young, she asked me how old I was I told her 23, she told me she was 17 (shut up Matty!!!), but she was quick to say she would be turning 18 in a month, so I took her number anyway....she also mentioned she was about to graduate from a Catholic HS...c'mon, I couldn't help myself....even Matty's wife was like..."She's probably a freak..." Ha ha....w3rd.
And yes, I actually did call her....she's legal now.
(Does this constitue as making me a bad guy????)
-Phil
June-21st-2005, 10:40 AM
#2
The man behind the mask
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Birmingham, AL
Posts: 11,572
man, cheesy pickup lines and nowhere for the woman to dispose of her vomit!
Phil, I hate to say it, but any girl who falls for a "line" is probably just easy anyway and woulda done you without the line.
just fyi, my personal favorite was 'Your name must be Gillette because you are deffinatly the best a man can get."
Phil, I hate to say it, but any girl who falls for a "line" is probably just easy anyway and woulda done you without the line.
just fyi, my personal favorite was 'Your name must be Gillette because you are deffinatly the best a man can get."
June-21st-2005, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: DC metro area
Posts: 866
a 23 yr old can "date" a 17 yr old. no law against that. she said she was turning 18 because she had other things in mind other than "date." i say "GO GO GO" in CounterStrike style.
another pick up line: "Your dad must be a thief because I saw him stealing candy at K-mart"
and some from weird al:
"Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!"
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
"You must have fallen from Heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face"
-meGrimlock
another pick up line: "Your dad must be a thief because I saw him stealing candy at K-mart"
and some from weird al:
"Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!"
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
"You must have fallen from Heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face"
-meGrimlock
June-21st-2005, 02:01 PM
#8
The Jamaican Sensation
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Montgomery, AL
Posts: 2,662
Originally Posted by meGrimlock
a 23 yr old can "date" a 17 yr old. no law against that. she said she was turning 18 because she had other things in mind other than "date." i say "GO GO GO" in CounterStrike style.
another pick up line: "Your dad must be a thief because I saw him stealing candy at K-mart"
and some from weird al:
"Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!"
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
"You must have fallen from Heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face"
-meGrimlock
another pick up line: "Your dad must be a thief because I saw him stealing candy at K-mart"
and some from weird al:
"Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!"
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
"You must have fallen from Heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face"
-meGrimlock
Exactly....she's a cool girl too....and I dig the Southern twang accent...so even better!
June-21st-2005, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne Australia
Posts: 345
i used this the day i turned 18... i was off my face
me: Hey how u doin?? do u know what the word of the day is??
her" no sorry i dont what is it
me: Legs
her: legs??
me: yehs, so lets go back to your place and spread the word...
she said it was cute and iwas a lil drunk and it did work!! i got her number and a week later when i met up wif her ah yeh u dont need to know that...........
LOL but i dont like using em.. i never used em since
me: Hey how u doin?? do u know what the word of the day is??
her" no sorry i dont what is it
me: Legs
her: legs??
me: yehs, so lets go back to your place and spread the word...
she said it was cute and iwas a lil drunk and it did work!! i got her number and a week later when i met up wif her ah yeh u dont need to know that...........
LOL but i dont like using em.. i never used em since
