one more sex ?
#17
Ah, why not, it's Friday. Anywho, my girlfriend and I are rumble tumbling in bed , with the bed being against two walls and the headboard being located on the side of the bed (sideboard?) due to spacing problems in the room.
On to it.... I have quite a collection of statues from Africa (brought back with my parents when they were young) on the said sideboard, all of which are quite heavy (>5 lbs min). Early on in our relationship I was feverishly trying to crawl over her but I could never quite make it, so there was quite the rocking movement going on. It was exacerbated by the fact my bed was recently relocated and the castors were not locked in yet. You can see where this is going.....
In one fell swoop, the 10 lb lion comes crashing onto the back of my head and then smacks her on the forehead as well. There I am laying half out cold while she is bitching asking me why I hit her in the head? Obviously she had her eyes closed when it happened. I swear, I layed there dead for like 15 minutes, while she was laughing at me.
On to it.... I have quite a collection of statues from Africa (brought back with my parents when they were young) on the said sideboard, all of which are quite heavy (>5 lbs min). Early on in our relationship I was feverishly trying to crawl over her but I could never quite make it, so there was quite the rocking movement going on. It was exacerbated by the fact my bed was recently relocated and the castors were not locked in yet. You can see where this is going.....
In one fell swoop, the 10 lb lion comes crashing onto the back of my head and then smacks her on the forehead as well. There I am laying half out cold while she is bitching asking me why I hit her in the head? Obviously she had her eyes closed when it happened. I swear, I layed there dead for like 15 minutes, while she was laughing at me.
#18
Hmmm. Have a funny feeling I am in the wrong room. I know this because the last thing I need to read as I am scrolling through everyones replies is a sex story of my brothers. Hm..interesting but GoldPro, why don't you tell everyone what really happend the night you totalled the Prizm....Hm. Questionable. Still think that girl of yours was giving you head in the car and you got so distracted you ran it off the road....Admit it!:
#19
Originally posted by nate0123
lol kneeling actually
lol kneeling actually
Took me awhile to make sense of that, but I remembered you were gay.
Anyway, so me and my girl of a year now were in my car, on the way to "do some businees." So, I'm getting some "incentive" while I drive, and all of a sudden as she's going down, I hit the biggest mutherfucken pothole at like 75 MPH... Need I continue?