sumo_Bob

If certain alternative cooking oils (like olestra) cause **** leakage, why haven't hygiene companies marketed products to curb that. Don't know what kind of name would take your mind off the fact that it would be an **** tampon.

Jackelope

^ "hey guys, after this round of golf, i gotta go change..."

i thought that was what peanut butter was for?

sumo_Bob

Do you ever want to give the most honest answer ever when they ask you "How are you"?

Like:

Random Moron: Hey, how are you?

Me: Well Random Moron whose name I have no idea what it is, nor do I give a flying *F*. I feel like punching someone in the face, I haven't had sex in a month, and my ***** itch. That's how I'm doing. Do you want to ask any more annoying questions douchebag?

cornercarve98

thanks to our new car design project this term, i want one of these:


paint it...not that cuz it's too "loud"...maybe black, and maybe a different spoiler (to see out back)...otherwise, that wide body on that car is a killer combination.

Hyperion

still attempting to fix my computer, i unplugged a hard drive and dvddrive trying to see if the power supply was too low, and when windows loaded it said my system had changed too much I had to reactivate it...so I call and get the person in india go through their whole activation process and the person has to ask these questions...
is this the only system your copy of windows is installed on? yes its the same one I just installed it on this weekend .
what is the reason for reinstalling windows? because windows sucks
your activation is complete have a nice day.
I wanted to get alot more angry, but its so hard when they cant understand alot of what your saying anyways.

_Kansei_

^^ I have to talk to those people once or twice a week.

The algorithm for determining whether you need to reactivate after a hardware change is very complex, but it sure does FAIL often. I had to reactivate when I switched RAM once (didn't upgrade.. just swapped sticks from one computer to another, same Corsair part number and everything).

Supposedly if you just put in all zeros when it asks for the first block of numbers it will put you right through to the polite indian woman (I've never talked to a man). She of course doesn't need all of your numbers, just the first 6 (which identify the operating system, processor architecture, and license type if I recall correctly), then she spits out the 40+ character code and you're on your way.

I just love when they ask where I purchased windows vista.. "I got it for free ... ... ... through my school" :P it's the truth though. I'd never pay for windows, not in a million years.

JoshP5

Wanda the Fish Says:

Hyperion

AHHA so there is a way to skip the stupid computer one first, have have my xp disk from nearly as early as they released it very pre sp2, and reinstalled windows...alot lol so my activation code no longer works so I have to call everytime now and go through the computer which says it doesnt work then I have to give just the first box to whoever picks up the phone.
Im tempted to buy an oem version from my school, just to see if my computer will burst into flames. I would rather buy a full version instead of the upgrade from
xp-sp2 but the full is so expensive.

_Kansei_

all versions of vista still have activation.

I have a copy of vista ultimate that I bought from the microsoft employee store and it even has it.

Plus the volume license corporate ones do too. You actually have to run a KMS (key management server) at your company and the computers activate every 180 days or so.