Official Random Daytime Thought Thread
 

The rules there are no rules just post your random thought and make them interesting.

Midgets are like going to a chicken diner and not getting a whole chicken just some chicken nuggets.

Midgets eating chicken nuggets huh? So how much is the fish then?!

The fish is free with the midget purchase. It also comes with ranch dressing

Does ranch go with hamburger helper :)

<sub> should be interesting.

I think bras should be nicknamed "cupholders"

Ranch goes with the cheesy macoroni HH.

How do penguins masterbate without apposable thumbs

more importantly, *if* they had thumbs, how would they reach?

My Random thought for today:

ALL women are crazy, but it's my job to find the most unstable ones, and date them.

fixt. :)

well that too.

So, this should sum it up? you should just try to stay @ the bottom of the circle ;)

That chart insists that some women are in fact smart.

I call BS

omg .. are there seriously no women on this site? even imazda has a girl on it :P

some women ARE smart, but they are still crazy. I would worry about the point where all 4 circles cross.

smart and crazy hermaphrodite FTL

I want a smart crazy girl. That would be fun and educational at the same time.