liquor bottle Warning Lables
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liquor bottle Warning Lables
ya know....they have warning lables on just about everything else....why not liquor bottles....some suggestions:
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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Re: liquor bottle Warning Lables
Originally posted by Sir Nuke
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
booze is good
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