ya know....they have warning lables on just about everything else....why not liquor bottles....some suggestions:

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

 

This one was pretty good and is very true

booze is good