zchild92

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely
> > see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
> > intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
> >
> > The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it,
>
>I
> > could have sworn we just went through a red light.
> >
> > After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was
>
> > red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was
> > almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that
> > she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay
> > very close attention.
> >
> > At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
> > and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said,
> > "Mildred! ! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row?
> > You could have killed us."
> >
> > Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh ****! Am I driving?

mnkyboy

LOL!! Old people shouldnt drive! My friend had to go to the DMV the other day, and an old couple was there to renew their drivers license. The DMV clerk asked the old woman to look through eyepiece for the eye test. The old woman couldnt even find the eye testing machine, her husband had lead her to it. At that point, it was obvious she shouldnt be driving! The clerk kindly told her that she FAILED.

Im not trying to disrepect old people, since we will all be old some day, but some people dont know when to call it quits. Here is another joke for this example...


Jane and her husband lived in a 3 bedroom house with her father. Her father was to old to live alone. One day her father went to the doctors for a checkup. The doctor asked him how things were going. He told the doctor that everytime he goes to the bathroom, the light would come on automatically when he opened the bathroom door. The doctor thought that maybe he was coming down with Alzheimer's disease so he contacted Jane. He called Janes house, and her husband answered the phone. The doctor explained what was going on, and the husband said "Honey, Your dads peeing in the refridgerator again!".