Favourite Movie Quotes
Protege Enthusiast
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 113
From: Saskatchewan, Canada
Planes, trains and automobiles:
Steve Martin at the car rental desk after walking back from the lot:
clerk: How may I help you?
Steve Martin: ...You can start by wipeing that ******* dumbass smile off your rosey ******* cheeks, and you can give me a ******* vehicle. A ******* Datsun. A ******* Toyota. A ******* mustang. A ******* Buick. 4 ******* wheels and a seat.
Steve Martin at the car rental desk after walking back from the lot:
clerk: How may I help you?
Steve Martin: ...You can start by wipeing that ******* dumbass smile off your rosey ******* cheeks, and you can give me a ******* vehicle. A ******* Datsun. A ******* Toyota. A ******* mustang. A ******* Buick. 4 ******* wheels and a seat.
Protege crazy
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 665
From: Canada, Wolfville, N.S.
from the movie "orgasmo"
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of mormon, its our gift to you."
old lady at door " well arent you two just a bunch of sweet young boys, well you boys can *** right off"
lol not exactly but along those lines
another quote from "orgasmo"
" my plastic surgen tells me i have enoughf silicon in my ***** to kill a small elefant"
another quote from "orgasmo"
lady"excuse me sir what is that playing o that tv?"
movie guy"!!!lady are you kidding, where have you been in the last 3 weeks thats the hottest movie right now, where were you under a rock?
lady"oh no im from ohio"
movie guy"oh"
if you havent seen this movie i erge you to, alot of funny snitz
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of mormon, its our gift to you."
old lady at door " well arent you two just a bunch of sweet young boys, well you boys can *** right off"
lol not exactly but along those lines
another quote from "orgasmo"
" my plastic surgen tells me i have enoughf silicon in my ***** to kill a small elefant"
another quote from "orgasmo"
lady"excuse me sir what is that playing o that tv?"
movie guy"!!!lady are you kidding, where have you been in the last 3 weeks thats the hottest movie right now, where were you under a rock?
lady"oh no im from ohio"
movie guy"oh"
if you havent seen this movie i erge you to, alot of funny snitz
formerly chastan
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 2,350
From: California, USA
Originally posted by semtex
from the movie "orgasmo"
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of ...
from the movie "orgasmo"
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of ...
And doesn't everybody say "oh, I'm sorry" when the guy says I'm from Ohio? Or is that something else I'm thinking of?
**Punani Lover**
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 1,861
From: Hawaii (duh!)
Originally posted by igator210
"You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller."
"It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat!"
***** Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller."
"It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat!"
***** Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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