Favourite Movie Quotes
November-11th-2002, 11:13 PM
#47
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Planes, trains and automobiles:
Steve Martin at the car rental desk after walking back from the lot:
clerk: How may I help you?
Steve Martin: ...You can start by wipeing that ******* dumbass smile off your rosey ******* cheeks, and you can give me a ******* vehicle. A ******* Datsun. A ******* Toyota. A ******* mustang. A ******* Buick. 4 ******* wheels and a seat.
Steve Martin at the car rental desk after walking back from the lot:
clerk: How may I help you?
Steve Martin: ...You can start by wipeing that ******* dumbass smile off your rosey ******* cheeks, and you can give me a ******* vehicle. A ******* Datsun. A ******* Toyota. A ******* mustang. A ******* Buick. 4 ******* wheels and a seat.
November-12th-2002, 03:50 PM
#50
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Canada, Wolfville, N.S.
Posts: 665
from the movie "orgasmo"
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of mormon, its our gift to you."
old lady at door " well arent you two just a bunch of sweet young boys, well you boys can *** right off"
lol not exactly but along those lines
another quote from "orgasmo"
" my plastic surgen tells me i have enoughf silicon in my ***** to kill a small elefant"
another quote from "orgasmo"
lady"excuse me sir what is that playing o that tv?"
movie guy"!!!lady are you kidding, where have you been in the last 3 weeks thats the hottest movie right now, where were you under a rock?
lady"oh no im from ohio"
movie guy"oh"
if you havent seen this movie i erge you to, alot of funny snitz
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of mormon, its our gift to you."
old lady at door " well arent you two just a bunch of sweet young boys, well you boys can *** right off"
lol not exactly but along those lines
another quote from "orgasmo"
" my plastic surgen tells me i have enoughf silicon in my ***** to kill a small elefant"
another quote from "orgasmo"
lady"excuse me sir what is that playing o that tv?"
movie guy"!!!lady are you kidding, where have you been in the last 3 weeks thats the hottest movie right now, where were you under a rock?
lady"oh no im from ohio"
movie guy"oh"
if you havent seen this movie i erge you to, alot of funny snitz
November-12th-2002, 07:14 PM
#51
formerly chastan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: California, USA
Posts: 2,350
Originally posted by semtex
from the movie "orgasmo"
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of ...
from the movie "orgasmo"
sorry if not exact quote
*knocks on door*
*door opens*
hello mam, we re here on a mission from god, to spread the word of good, and to do that can i intrest you in reading the book of ...
And doesn't everybody say "oh, I'm sorry" when the guy says I'm from Ohio? Or is that something else I'm thinking of?
November-16th-2002, 09:30 PM
#56
**Punani Lover**
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Hawaii (duh!)
Posts: 1,861
Originally posted by igator210
"You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller."
"It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat!"
***** Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller."
"It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat!"
***** Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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