F**king Birds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June-24th-2002, 05:40 PM
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F**king Birds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooo mad !!!!!!! I was driving listening to my music humming along driving thru some backroads with tons of trees and hills in Maryland, and this stupid !!! I MEAN F**KIN STUPID bird came outta no where flying very low with three other birds, i thought that they would fly higher to avoid the car... But ! They all flew higher accept for one flew right into my lower grill part of my P5, it cracked it bad as the bird went thru the grill hahahahaha ! I pulled to the side as the bird was already dead, put on a glove and choked the bird like Homer Simpson did to Bart Simpson 
... Why you little !!! !!!! !!!!! !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sike i wanted to do that, all i did was pull the bird out and throw it into the trees with a fit but hey it happens, could of been a dear 
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... Why you little !!! !!!! !!!!! !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sike i wanted to do that, all i did was pull the bird out and throw it into the trees with a fit but hey it happens, could of been a dear ......
June-24th-2002, 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by lost_concept
LOL ! Thats true, wasnt it your car that got hit with the buzzard ?
Did you ever get the windshield repaired ?
LOL ! Thats true, wasnt it your car that got hit with the buzzard ?
Did you ever get the windshield repaired ?
however I did hit a deer back in October 2000, not good times
June-24th-2002, 06:59 PM
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Rofl, a buzzard. I dunno why that makes me laugh, just sounds funny.
The worst thing I ever hit was a donkey in my dads minivan. Little bitch came outta nowhere and hit my car as I was doing about 65mph... When I went back to check on it, I had launched it about 200ft from where I hit it.
I felt bad.
The worst thing I ever hit was a donkey in my dads minivan. Little bitch came outta nowhere and hit my car as I was doing about 65mph... When I went back to check on it, I had launched it about 200ft from where I hit it.
I felt bad.
June-24th-2002, 07:10 PM
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Originally posted by Ambient
Rofl, a buzzard. I dunno why that makes me laugh, just sounds funny.
The worst thing I ever hit was a donkey in my dads minivan. Little bitch came outta nowhere and hit my car as I was doing about 65mph... When I went back to check on it, I had launched it about 200ft from where I hit it.
I felt bad.
Rofl, a buzzard. I dunno why that makes me laugh, just sounds funny.
The worst thing I ever hit was a donkey in my dads minivan. Little bitch came outta nowhere and hit my car as I was doing about 65mph... When I went back to check on it, I had launched it about 200ft from where I hit it.
I felt bad.
Wow i can imagine the dent that thing must of put on your dads minivan
June-25th-2002, 10:44 AM
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Originally posted by Ambient
... When I went back to check on it, I had launched it about 200ft from where I hit it.... I felt bad.
... When I went back to check on it, I had launched it about 200ft from where I hit it.... I felt bad.
I just wanted to say ***....
June-25th-2002, 02:27 PM
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well just consider yourself lucky....the lower grill is a lot cheaper than a new windshield....and YES it was me.....the damn buzzard is a big *** bird....they go about 5 to 6 pounds....and will tak our your windshield in a heart beat!..... I am proof positive of that one. I was lucky that it hit my windshield and only my windshield....no telling how much damage it would have done.
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