F**king Birds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I am sooooooooo mad !!!!!!! I was driving listening to my music humming along driving thru some backroads with tons of trees and hills in Maryland, and this stupid !!! I MEAN F**KIN STUPID bird came outta no where flying very low with three other birds, i thought that they would fly higher to avoid the car... But ! They all flew higher accept for one flew right into my lower grill part of my P5, it cracked it bad as the bird went thru the grill hahahahaha ! I pulled to the side as the bird was already dead, put on a glove and choked the bird like Homer Simpson did to Bart Simpson :laugh:... Why you little !!! !!!! !!!!! !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: :laugh: Sike i wanted to do that, all i did was pull the bird out and throw it into the trees with a fit but hey it happens, could of been a dear :o ......

well at least it's not a buzzard.....

LOL ! Thats true, wasnt it your car that got hit with the buzzard ?
Did you ever get the windshield repaired ?

uh I think that was sir nuke that hit the buzzard.

however I did hit a deer back in October 2000, not good times :(

Rofl, a buzzard. I dunno why that makes me laugh, just sounds funny.

The worst thing I ever hit was a donkey in my dads minivan. Little bitch came outta nowhere and hit my car as I was doing about 65mph... When I went back to check on it, I had launched it about 200ft from where I hit it.

I felt bad.

200ft !!!! :eek:
Wow i can imagine the dent that thing must of put on your dads minivan

Dude you killed donkey from shrek, man thats messed up ,guess he took his second flight. :D

hehe, you sent an ass flying for 200ft...

I just wanted to say ass.... :D :D :D

well just consider yourself lucky....the lower grill is a lot cheaper than a new windshield....and YES it was me.....the damn buzzard is a big ass bird....they go about 5 to 6 pounds....and will tak our your windshield in a heart beat!..... I am proof positive of that one. I was lucky that it hit my windshield and only my windshield....no telling how much damage it would have done.