A blonde guy was walking down the street when he suddenly came across a lump in front of him.

"What on earth is this?"

He put his finger in it and tasted it...."Gosh" he exclaimed, "it's dog ****. Thank God I didn't step on it."

 

hahaha......my wife is a platinum blonde and she's also getting her phd in medical sociaology and psychology right now. You would think "blonde jokes" would be offensive to her but they aren't. The only time she acts like a "blonde" is when my cats are around....she loses all control then.

 

we still have more fun!!

 

you have more fun because you never have to buy your own drinks!

Q: Why did the blonde cross the road??

A: Like oh my god. totally fer sure!

 

"The other day my wife was giving herself a breast exam and she found a lump.

no no, it's ok, she's ok. It's just her wisdom boob growing in."

 

 

My favorite:

What goes vvvrrrooommm! screech! vvvrroooommm! screech!

A blonde at a flashing red light...

 

lol....IM blond and I dont taste dog ****...

how does a blond turn on the light after sex?

opens the car door

 

what do you call a blond standing on her head?

a brunette with bad breath

 

what do you call a blond with a dollar on her head?

all you can eat under a buck

 

yikes. those are harsh...

you know why blondes wear those big hoop earrings??

so they have some place to put their ankles on a date.

 

lol
thats a good one, thats just as bad as mine