mazdaspeedwest

Horseback Blonde

A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience.

Cindy mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Cindy begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, Cindy grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly uneffected by its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunatley, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. Her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when.........




...... the supermarket manager runs out and shuts the horse off."

mixmaster_matt

Very funny. LOL.

turbonium959

A blond is driving along a field in her car, when she notices another blond rowing a boat in the middle of the field, where there is no water around for miles. The blond immediately pulls over to find out whats going on. She gets out of the cars and yells to the blond in the boat. "Hey, what do you think you are doing? It is because of people like, us blondes get a bad reputation, and people think that we are dumb. If I only knew how to swim, I would beat the crap out of you!"

Sir Nuke

Darryl.....don't you just HATE how close they put those "POST REPLY" AND "NEW THREAD" buttons!! lol

I am THINKING that these were supposed to be in the JOKE thread of this forum!! lol

BUT darryl hit the WRONG button!! lol lol

JAL1639

A blonde, tired of all the jokes, colors her hair. She then goes for a drive and sees a rancher with a flock of sheep. She pulls over to talk to him to see how her new color works. They talk and she says, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock can I take one home?" The rancher agreed so she picked one out. The rancher then replied, "If I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?"

mazdaspeedwest

nope, i hit the right button, just shows how much i come in here didn't know there was a joke thread......my bad. but it's not one of the best, but pretty good....so i guess a new thread could be argued...

Sir Nuke

well dude...that being the case...you better start reading the forum more!!! lol

NoahsMP5