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August-17th-2003, 10:03 AM
#50
"Pimpin Protege"
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Originally posted by TaiMaiShu
the older the berry the sweeter the juice
the older the berry the sweeter the juice
Man, it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.....
Well, she blacker than the mutherf@#$% too.....
great movie.
August-18th-2003, 05:58 AM
#51
get orvillized! WTF?
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Originally posted by onehawaiian
till it goes sour...
ewwww....
till it goes sour...
ewwww....
I am 31, so you are talking about a 16 year difference. No attraction on my side (she told me straight forward that she though I am attractive), but we will be friends. Strange for me because it was the 2nd time in my life that some one asked me out. I guess the times are changing. Too bad women don't do that more often. Make our lives more easy! 
MisterT
August-18th-2003, 03:05 PM
#52
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Originally posted by MisterT
LOL Now there is a woman who is after me. She asked me out and after talking on the phone, I found out that she is 47! I am 31, so you are talking about a 16 year difference. No attraction on my side (she told me straight forward that she though I am attractive), but we will be friends. Strange for me because it was the 2nd time in my life that some one asked me out. I guess the times are changing. Too bad women don't do that more often. Make our lives more easy!
MisterT
LOL Now there is a woman who is after me. She asked me out and after talking on the phone, I found out that she is 47!
I am 31, so you are talking about a 16 year difference. No attraction on my side (she told me straight forward that she though I am attractive), but we will be friends. Strange for me because it was the 2nd time in my life that some one asked me out. I guess the times are changing. Too bad women don't do that more often. Make our lives more easy! MisterT
but it's not the ones i want to be with.
the ones i do like, i have to ask out, and i always stumble over my words and sound like a frickin idiot...which (thank god) usually works.
August-18th-2003, 04:31 PM
#53
get orvillized! WTF?
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Isn't that always the case. The pathetic thing is, is when you consider it because it has been so long since you had some! 
Not that it's all I am after, but it has been a while, maybe as long as a year I guess it's a good thing a man's drive drops as he gets older or I would be screwed!!! It still is tough though.
MisterT
Not that it's all I am after, but it has been a while, maybe as long as a year I guess it's a good thing a man's drive drops as he gets older or I would be screwed!!! It still is tough though.MisterT
August-18th-2003, 05:33 PM
#54
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Know what I hate? When you walk by guys and you get the wolf whistle or "daumnnnn baby" It's amazing that guys can be so creative sometimes. In Miami it was "ay mami..." here in NC, it's "daumn gurl". What is it in frekin Moscow....anyone? anyone? lol When guys do that is it because they want to embarrass themselves or what? This is definitly one of those things I REALLY want explained...
True story:
Me and Ghost were walking down Waleyworld (Wal-mart for those of you Northerners....lol) and a few Mexicans where making remarks about my *** in Spanish. Ok, both of us are hispanic but look Anglo so of course, they didn't think anything of it. We get to the check out line and they make more remarks about how one of em wants to get me pregnant! So of course, after going to the parking lot, unfortunetly for them...their rice is parked right next to our car. Too bad for them. Ghost follows them to the passenger side and knocks on the window after they got in. 'Hey, dipshit...wanna step back outside the car???" And off he went cursing at them in Spanish. It was a classic Kodak moment. The shock and disbelief on their faces was priceless. He was about to rip apart five, little 5'2" wetbacks with **** kickers on. lol I was like...well, guess I need to roll up my sleeves now and jump in if it gets hectic. Of course, they wussed out and apologized. But does it really matter if we knew how to speak the language or not? It's called respect and women or the guys their with won't stand for it. We need to get back to the taking off the gloves, marching ten paces and firing deal again. lol
True story:
Me and Ghost were walking down Waleyworld (Wal-mart for those of you Northerners....lol) and a few Mexicans where making remarks about my *** in Spanish. Ok, both of us are hispanic but look Anglo so of course, they didn't think anything of it. We get to the check out line and they make more remarks about how one of em wants to get me pregnant! So of course, after going to the parking lot, unfortunetly for them...their rice is parked right next to our car. Too bad for them. Ghost follows them to the passenger side and knocks on the window after they got in. 'Hey, dipshit...wanna step back outside the car???" And off he went cursing at them in Spanish. It was a classic Kodak moment. The shock and disbelief on their faces was priceless. He was about to rip apart five, little 5'2" wetbacks with **** kickers on. lol I was like...well, guess I need to roll up my sleeves now and jump in if it gets hectic. Of course, they wussed out and apologized. But does it really matter if we knew how to speak the language or not? It's called respect and women or the guys their with won't stand for it. We need to get back to the taking off the gloves, marching ten paces and firing deal again. lol
August-19th-2003, 06:19 AM
#56
get orvillized! WTF?
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What about the love noise Will Ferrell was doing in Late Night at the Roxberry?! The woman was like, "What's that?!" He replies, "It's my love noise!" Beeaarrruueee Come on, that doesn't work? Usually I would see ladies lined up for a half a block with that call! 
MisterT
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August-20th-2003, 01:54 PM
#57
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I can't stand that. Some men get really low class sometimes. (no offense guys). Nothing worse than a dump truck or 'workers' making rude comments or gestures to make u wanna slap em. Yes, I always wanted an ape like you, wanna come home with me???? NOT!!!!!!!! It's like Rosanne making kissie faces at you and asking for your number. Even if the guy was cute, that would still kinda be disrespectful and it would NOT win you my #.
Now if you tripped in front of me & I thought that was cute and had to help you up; as crazy as that sounds, I may give you my #. Girls are weird like that. We like the cute stuff.
Now if you tripped in front of me & I thought that was cute and had to help you up; as crazy as that sounds, I may give you my #. Girls are weird like that. We like the cute stuff.
August-20th-2003, 02:44 PM
#58
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Originally posted by mazdaminime
Now if you tripped in front of me & I thought that was cute and had to help you up; as crazy as that sounds, I may give you my #. Girls are weird like that. We like the cute stuff.
Now if you tripped in front of me & I thought that was cute and had to help you up; as crazy as that sounds, I may give you my #. Girls are weird like that. We like the cute stuff.
August-20th-2003, 04:19 PM
#59
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Originally posted by mazdaminime
Now if you tripped in front of me & I thought that was cute and had to help you up; as crazy as that sounds, I may give you my #. Girls are weird like that. We like the cute stuff.
Now if you tripped in front of me & I thought that was cute and had to help you up; as crazy as that sounds, I may give you my #. Girls are weird like that. We like the cute stuff.
OR, too keep me out of the guiness book of world records for receiving the most expensive ph# in history, u could just give it to me...
August-20th-2003, 04:50 PM
#60
get orvillized! WTF?
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I seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours? One of the dumbest pick up lines ever heard. Or are you tired, because you have been running through my mind all day. 
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