Suburban Vs. Protege, Are you mad?
March-19th-2003, 06:45 PM
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Suburban Vs. Protege, Are you mad?
Well, it is funny how you always see those humangous suburbans being driven around by teene, tiny little mums, right?
I mean, they are driving around an equivelant of a tank compared to our cars.
Well, I was driving back from Home depot today afternoon and I was on a good mood, not speeding, enjoying the weather, really wasn't on a racing mood or what not.
Anyway, this blue '01 suburban pulls up behind me at the light making a left turn. At this light, there are two lanes that make a left turn. So, the light turns and there is two cars infront of me, ad the same on the other lane, everybody is going by the speed limit, and she is switching lanes like crazy, as if she has to go to the ladies room or something.
Anyway, she begins to tailgate me for like .5 miles and I am keeping my cool. Then I had it with this bitch, I took the over drive off, and gunned it. I was weaving in and out of lanes until I cleared her, then I slammed on the brakes down to the speed limit.
I look at the rearview mirror and there she is trying to catch by me and she eventually does. Now, we are at the bottom of the hill and she is accelerating in the adjacent right lane to me and I am at the left lane. She is doing about 55mph going to 60mph and as we clear the hill(mind you I am doing 45mph/speed limit) and there are two cops with guns in their hands.
Guess who gets pulled over, you got it the b!tch did!!!!!!
I was cracking up, I didn't want to see what that ticket cost her.
She deserved it, she was driving like a freaking maniac, lol
I know it wasn't a race, but, those tiny mums in huge cars oughta slow down, there are other people on the road too you know
I mean, they are driving around an equivelant of a tank compared to our cars.
Well, I was driving back from Home depot today afternoon and I was on a good mood, not speeding, enjoying the weather, really wasn't on a racing mood or what not.
Anyway, this blue '01 suburban pulls up behind me at the light making a left turn. At this light, there are two lanes that make a left turn. So, the light turns and there is two cars infront of me, ad the same on the other lane, everybody is going by the speed limit, and she is switching lanes like crazy, as if she has to go to the ladies room or something.
Anyway, she begins to tailgate me for like .5 miles and I am keeping my cool. Then I had it with this bitch, I took the over drive off, and gunned it. I was weaving in and out of lanes until I cleared her, then I slammed on the brakes down to the speed limit.
I look at the rearview mirror and there she is trying to catch by me and she eventually does. Now, we are at the bottom of the hill and she is accelerating in the adjacent right lane to me and I am at the left lane. She is doing about 55mph going to 60mph and as we clear the hill(mind you I am doing 45mph/speed limit) and there are two cops with guns in their hands.
Guess who gets pulled over, you got it the b!tch did!!!!!!
I was cracking up, I didn't want to see what that ticket cost her.
She deserved it, she was driving like a freaking maniac, lol
I know it wasn't a race, but, those tiny mums in huge cars oughta slow down, there are other people on the road too you know
March-22nd-2003, 08:50 AM
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Most women are shitty drivers. It's a matter of fact.
Women also have worse depth perception than men (I suppose it goes way back to the days when we hunted for our food).
I think that just because you are a women that you get a lower insurance rate is bullshit. Women cause more accidents than males does. And for that matter, elderlys cause more accidents than newbie drivers do.
My girlfriend even admits that women suck at driving, and so do her sister and her mom.
~A
Women also have worse depth perception than men (I suppose it goes way back to the days when we hunted for our food).
I think that just because you are a women that you get a lower insurance rate is bullshit. Women cause more accidents than males does. And for that matter, elderlys cause more accidents than newbie drivers do.
My girlfriend even admits that women suck at driving, and so do her sister and her mom.
~A
March-26th-2003, 12:43 AM
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Originally posted by DarkApathy
Everyone's different...keep the respect. Look at Lisa Kubo..she's a girl and a racer. So ******* get wit the times already...buncha of insecure backassward punks.
Everyone's different...keep the respect. Look at Lisa Kubo..she's a girl and a racer. So ******* get wit the times already...buncha of insecure backassward punks.
Women suck at driving.
I'm not insecure either. Nor am I a punk.
Lisa Kuba isn't all that spectacular. She drives in a straight line. Whoo hoo. Like anyone CAN'T do that!!!
~A
April-7th-2003, 11:22 AM
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it's true women suck at driving. my girlfriend always tailgates everyone and she tells me cos thats how she drives.
i see drivers who make silly mistakes and are not driving properly...and guess what ? it's always a woman!
sorry girls ,you are v.delicious,smell good and and I love you but you stink at driving .
i see drivers who make silly mistakes and are not driving properly...and guess what ? it's always a woman!
sorry girls ,you are v.delicious,smell good and and I love you but you stink at driving .
Last edited by jjac28; April-11th-2003 at 07:25 AM.
April-9th-2003, 05:39 PM
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Well, I didn't want to say anything bad about women drivers, but I had it!
I was driving back from school today, and because of the shitty weather we are experiencing in the NE, it has been raining for the past 3 days and will continue to do for the next few days, the roads are wet and freaking slippery
I am driving on the same road of the suburban incident and I am on the left lane. I am doing about 45 in a 40mph zone, and there is this turn left lane only and there is a couple of cars standing there, but then, this old toyota camry, red in color jumps out of the line and then abrubtly stops half way sticking in the middle of my lane.
I am like, **** that. I slam on the brakes(I don't have abs) and until the 25mph the car is slowing down and I am dangerously getting closer to her. The the freaking wheels lock up. I begin sliding, I turn the wheel to the right, but nothing happens. I begin to pump the brakes and I stop within 1.5 yards from her front bumper.
The car behind me (who was a guy, fortunately) was able to avoid me and go to the right lane.
I look at the camry, and to my wonder, it is a HS girl, who doesn't know how to drive ****, and she is like "go, go, I see you" with her hands, waving for me to drive on. I swear, if I would have hit her, I would be pissed like hell about it. But thank God that I missed her.
The adrelanine was in my blood for the next 10 minutes, and I couldn't believe what just happened. This is as close as I have ever been to in an accident
Women, get of the road, or please learn how to drive. There are other people on the road that want to drive, safely
only joking, but damn, that was close
I was driving back from school today, and because of the shitty weather we are experiencing in the NE, it has been raining for the past 3 days and will continue to do for the next few days, the roads are wet and freaking slippery
I am driving on the same road of the suburban incident and I am on the left lane. I am doing about 45 in a 40mph zone, and there is this turn left lane only and there is a couple of cars standing there, but then, this old toyota camry, red in color jumps out of the line and then abrubtly stops half way sticking in the middle of my lane.
I am like, **** that. I slam on the brakes(I don't have abs) and until the 25mph the car is slowing down and I am dangerously getting closer to her. The the freaking wheels lock up. I begin sliding, I turn the wheel to the right, but nothing happens. I begin to pump the brakes and I stop within 1.5 yards from her front bumper.
The car behind me (who was a guy, fortunately) was able to avoid me and go to the right lane.
I look at the camry, and to my wonder, it is a HS girl, who doesn't know how to drive ****, and she is like "go, go, I see you" with her hands, waving for me to drive on. I swear, if I would have hit her, I would be pissed like hell about it. But thank God that I missed her.
The adrelanine was in my blood for the next 10 minutes, and I couldn't believe what just happened. This is as close as I have ever been to in an accident
Women, get of the road, or please learn how to drive. There are other people on the road that want to drive, safely
only joking, but damn, that was close
April-10th-2003, 12:02 AM
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I swear I need a rocket launcher (like Bond cars in the headlights) for women, old people, and teenagers with no experience whatsoever. Stupid people **** me off too.
Either that, or I need to be the person who makes traffic laws and insurrance rates or something.
Anyone know where I can get a liscence to kill???
~A
Either that, or I need to be the person who makes traffic laws and insurrance rates or something.
Anyone know where I can get a liscence to kill???
~A