jeremy

Man.....this corvette thought it was all bad *** as i pulled up to this light and the chick in the vet heard my exaust then reved her engine and rolled her eyes @ me....so i reved my engine louder...then i rolled down my window and said..."****...if you wern't a chick..i might've turned down a good race...." and a this kid sittin in my passenger seat said "ahhhh..."......i pulled the winsheild washer lever to clean my windows...except: my right winsheild pressure sprayer is mounted facing to the right so it sprayed the vets window........then it was back to seriousness...i reved her up to 4000.....then the vet dipped *** and it was ******* gone dude...when i was in 2nd. gear....it was light waaaaayyyyy down the road in front of me......

itzkcatz

Umm that was a bad story but atleast u didnt say u beat the vette ..Jon

Identity_X

Why would you rev your engine to a Corvette? Were you hoping to smoke it?
You're lucky it was a chick or you probably would've gotten some serious *** whooping from the Corvette owner for spraying the window.

jeremy

i don't take *** "whoopins"

beachnut

why are all of the corvette owners out there sleeping on the protege what up with that holla back

eggynatey

funkdaddysmack

Dude, that was too funny.... I sleep on cars all the time, I'm homeless

I always like to get fast cars to 'race' me, because I wanna see how fast they are. It makes my pants happy