Your Alll-Time Favourite Laugh
#1
Your All-Time Favourite Laugh
I got a kick out of reading iibbmm's party link Photos of my party going on right now and it got me thinking about some the house parties I use to go to.
I remember a pool party we were all at and it was gettin' kinda loud. Football team came over to crash it and a fight broke out. Cops came in and cleared the place, but here is the funny part: as the cops moved in through the front door, all the under-aged drinkers were spilling out the back into the yard. There was only one gate out the back and everyone was sprinting to freedom. Well, it was dark and everyone was ****-faced so they didn't see the wooden cross-beam that supported the gate door on either side of the fence. At least 5-6 people knocked themselves out trying to get away that night (I was not included in the pile-up).
On Monday morning you knew pretty well who had tried to make it out the back 'cause of the huge welt theyu had on their fore-head!
That was....holy crap! 17 year ago! Dammit, I'm gettin too old...
How about you guys and gals...funny party memories (or patrial memories?)
~4rubBeR
I remember a pool party we were all at and it was gettin' kinda loud. Football team came over to crash it and a fight broke out. Cops came in and cleared the place, but here is the funny part: as the cops moved in through the front door, all the under-aged drinkers were spilling out the back into the yard. There was only one gate out the back and everyone was sprinting to freedom. Well, it was dark and everyone was ****-faced so they didn't see the wooden cross-beam that supported the gate door on either side of the fence. At least 5-6 people knocked themselves out trying to get away that night (I was not included in the pile-up).
On Monday morning you knew pretty well who had tried to make it out the back 'cause of the huge welt theyu had on their fore-head!
That was....holy crap! 17 year ago! Dammit, I'm gettin too old...
How about you guys and gals...funny party memories (or patrial memories?)
~4rubBeR
Last edited by 4 rubBeR; October-29th-2002 at 03:00 PM.
#2
well i'm 17 and the parties are right in the middle for me now ...anyways we had this one great time at this place we call "REHAB" lol...it's basically a "get together" ( ) as i like to call it in the forest near our school....anyways all the people from our school would come and it would be like 100 people around a huge *** fire in the middle of the forest, and this one time (about 5 weeks ago lol) the firemen came to put out the fire so we all got kicked out, but it wasn't that easy, everyone thought it was the cops coming, so everyone ran as fast as they could out the one exit in the woods basically on a little path too and everyone is pushing and it was a mess...then...all of a sudden we hear "it's only the god damn motherfu*king firemen...lol everyone stopped!! it was all silent and then everyone bursted out laughing cause half of them were all retarded if you know what i mean ....so then we all walked backed to the spot where we all meet (in a parking lot lol) and reflect on what has happened in the evening....then 20 min later, cops arrive, and a frantic flee begins again, this time everyone is howling and laughing while runing away because we just went through this and now it's time to run again, this time for real...
anyways thats about it.....and these "bush parties" if you would like to call it but it really ain't, happens every couple of weeks but now winter in canada is here you have to stop it till next summer
anyways thats about it.....and these "bush parties" if you would like to call it but it really ain't, happens every couple of weeks but now winter in canada is here you have to stop it till next summer
Last edited by pasta323; October-29th-2002 at 03:20 PM.
#3
well it happened about the time most of you were born...or were only a few years old...lol. Me and a lot of my friends rented out a bar in the Phillipine Islands for THREE DAYS....it was all you could eat, all you could drink, there was all the live ENTERTAINMENT you could stand....we held it in the Sharks Cove, on Magasisi Boulavard in Subic Bay. The bar was on the second floor and had a balcony...which made for a lot of fun at night. I still have the "I survived the M-Division Party at the Sharks Cove" T-shirt after all this time.
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#4
Damn - we had some kick-*** parties when I lived with friends.
Hmm....should I mention the New Years parties?
Okay - one year, my buddy got so ****-faced on Bombay Gin, he puked all over my kitchen floor, spent the whole night in a chair leaning over the garbage can, and when he woke up, completely denied ever puking - didn't believe it for a second - moron.
BUT - it gets much better (let's hope so, right?) While he was passed out leaning over, I took a Sharpie and wrote "Puke Is Good" on the back of his neck, and we took pictures of it. Not a soul let him in on it the next morning, and he didn't realize it was there until he went home and his mom says "Puke is good? What does that mean?" HAHA! He still brings it up, and this was about 6 or 7 years ago.
BUT - it gets even better - one of my housemates worked for a trophy-making place. So at our next bash a few months later, he presented the puker with a phat plaque/trophy - the plaque read "For your endless pursuit to reach the bottom of the bottle" and had a picture of his "Puke Is Good" back-of-neck tatoo on it, and also had the same blue Bombay Gin bottle mounted on it (complete with one of those faggy winged, angel -looking trophy things on top of the bottle). This thing looked liked a honest-to-god award. It was sweet.
Oh - and the next New Years', we found out we were losing our lease, so we went ******* nuts - during the party, windows got broken, and pink champagne got sprayed on the ceiling. All this, without any fights - just mayhem.
Oh - to be that young again....
~HH
Hmm....should I mention the New Years parties?
Okay - one year, my buddy got so ****-faced on Bombay Gin, he puked all over my kitchen floor, spent the whole night in a chair leaning over the garbage can, and when he woke up, completely denied ever puking - didn't believe it for a second - moron.
BUT - it gets much better (let's hope so, right?) While he was passed out leaning over, I took a Sharpie and wrote "Puke Is Good" on the back of his neck, and we took pictures of it. Not a soul let him in on it the next morning, and he didn't realize it was there until he went home and his mom says "Puke is good? What does that mean?" HAHA! He still brings it up, and this was about 6 or 7 years ago.
BUT - it gets even better - one of my housemates worked for a trophy-making place. So at our next bash a few months later, he presented the puker with a phat plaque/trophy - the plaque read "For your endless pursuit to reach the bottom of the bottle" and had a picture of his "Puke Is Good" back-of-neck tatoo on it, and also had the same blue Bombay Gin bottle mounted on it (complete with one of those faggy winged, angel -looking trophy things on top of the bottle). This thing looked liked a honest-to-god award. It was sweet.
Oh - and the next New Years', we found out we were losing our lease, so we went ******* nuts - during the party, windows got broken, and pink champagne got sprayed on the ceiling. All this, without any fights - just mayhem.
Oh - to be that young again....
~HH
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