Worst movie ever made
Mark the Spark
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 590
From: NJ
Originally posted by brogeflog
Mr. Deeds.
However, Winona Rider was very sweet. She can shoplift in my store anytime. I demand an appeal!
Mr. Deeds.
However, Winona Rider was very sweet. She can shoplift in my store anytime. I demand an appeal!
I agree. Mr. Deeds sucked!!!!! But I saw it with my girl on our first unofficial date, so it was special.
formerly chastan
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 2,350
From: California, USA
I dislike Adam Sandler, because of his annoying childish little voice, maybe it's cute for a couple of minutes but then augh 
Anybody ever see Mosquito?
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0113858
Anybody ever see Mosquito?
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0113858
F-15 Crew Chief
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 568
From: San Diego, CA
Originally posted by sandman
....I had to get my mallrats plug in somehow!
That movie was MAD Funny man.. I expect a backlash, but i'm sure I've watched it at LEAST 20 times and it gets funnier every time i watch it..
....I had to get my mallrats plug in somehow!
That movie was MAD Funny man.. I expect a backlash, but i'm sure I've watched it at LEAST 20 times and it gets funnier every time i watch it..
i used to work at blockbuster, so i've seen a LOT of movies, but one of the worst was RED DAWN!!!!
Edmonton Protege Club
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 405
From: Edmonton, Alberta
Have you guys heard of a little movie called Queen of the Damned? That is at the top of my "I can't beleive it sucked THAT bad" list. I knew it was going to be bad going in...I just didn't think it could be THAT bad. I'd hate to have that movie be my last before I died.
Eyes Wide Shut was horrible. Sure you get to see Nicole Kidman nekkid, but that wasn't enough...nothing could have saved that movie. And building artifical suspense with three notes on a piano is lame...you hear that Stanely? LAME!
Battle Field Earth was so bad that John Travolta should have to stop acting, and endure a public beating. I think L. Ron Hubbard should come back from the dead, kick Travola's ***, take away his membership in the Church of Scientology and then steal his wife. John doesn't deserve a hottie like Kelly Preston.
Lawnmower Man 2. As if there needed to be another one. I thought the first one was a train wreck...then enter Max Headroom. Yes it can get worse.
A.I. The only redeming quality this movie had was the walking talking stuffed teddy bear. In fact I had more sympathy for the bear than the kid. This just proves that great FX and a classic plot can still be fucked up in a huge way. Could that movie have been any longer and slower moving? Aliens indeed!
I think some film makers should be fined!
The most horrible thing is that once I start watching a movie I will finish it...no matter how painful it is. I've actually seen most of these titles more than once.
I'm going to have to watch Memento again, just to feel better.
Jay
Eyes Wide Shut was horrible. Sure you get to see Nicole Kidman nekkid, but that wasn't enough...nothing could have saved that movie. And building artifical suspense with three notes on a piano is lame...you hear that Stanely? LAME!
Battle Field Earth was so bad that John Travolta should have to stop acting, and endure a public beating. I think L. Ron Hubbard should come back from the dead, kick Travola's ***, take away his membership in the Church of Scientology and then steal his wife. John doesn't deserve a hottie like Kelly Preston.
Lawnmower Man 2. As if there needed to be another one. I thought the first one was a train wreck...then enter Max Headroom. Yes it can get worse.
A.I. The only redeming quality this movie had was the walking talking stuffed teddy bear. In fact I had more sympathy for the bear than the kid. This just proves that great FX and a classic plot can still be fucked up in a huge way. Could that movie have been any longer and slower moving? Aliens indeed!
I think some film makers should be fined!
The most horrible thing is that once I start watching a movie I will finish it...no matter how painful it is. I've actually seen most of these titles more than once.
I'm going to have to watch Memento again, just to feel better.
Jay
Last edited by neuromancer; Nov 7, 2002 at 10:11 AM.
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 2,339
From: PA
Originally posted by brogeflog
Mr. Deeds.
However, Winona Rider was very sweet. She can shoplift in my store anytime. I demand an appeal!
Mr. Deeds.
However, Winona Rider was very sweet. She can shoplift in my store anytime. I demand an appeal!
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 2,339
From: PA
Originally posted by foxymazda
OHHHHHHHHH The horror! I wish I had enough money so that I could shoplift and have people want me to be thier loveslaves! lol.
OHHHHHHHHH The horror!
I wish I had enough money so that I could shoplift and have people want me to be thier loveslaves! lol.
I didn't say anything about her money, I just want her hot bod. Although money COULD come in handy I suppose, she must have a lot if she doesn't pay for anything.
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 2,339
From: PA
Originally posted by Gro Harlem
freddy got fingered............funny, fucked up, and just plain bad
freddy got fingered............funny, fucked up, and just plain bad
Mutha Forker!
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 193
From: Edmonton
Originally posted by Brycer79
oh god I forgot about grbage pail kids wow thats old and boy did it suck lets see what else
OH THE WORST MOVIE EVER IS
A crack in teh floor
the killer throws a pick axe and you see it go about 5 feet away from teh person to the right or left and next thing you know yup it hits her smack dab in the middle of hte back, and it has slater from saved by the bell.. and the worst part is "so does she smoke? slater or some guy replys "just my beef joint" I laughjed because that was such a retarded line
you know that whole thing about a thousand monkeys at athousand typewriters, well it's not true they all just end up writing a crack in teh floor..
the only way I would ever say watch it is to show people that it really is THAT bad...
Brycer79
oh god I forgot about grbage pail kids wow thats old and boy did it suck lets see what else
OH THE WORST MOVIE EVER IS
A crack in teh floor
the killer throws a pick axe and you see it go about 5 feet away from teh person to the right or left and next thing you know yup it hits her smack dab in the middle of hte back, and it has slater from saved by the bell.. and the worst part is "so does she smoke? slater or some guy replys "just my beef joint" I laughjed because that was such a retarded line
you know that whole thing about a thousand monkeys at athousand typewriters, well it's not true they all just end up writing a crack in teh floor..
the only way I would ever say watch it is to show people that it really is THAT bad...
Brycer79
**Punani Lover**
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 1,861
From: Hawaii (duh!)
To Wong Foo. holy crap that movie should be banned. i got tricked into watching that one... thought it was a undercover cop action movie. i mean c'mon, TuWong Foo? that kinda name has got to be a martial arts flic... damn i was wrong. 
Do you ZooM?
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 845
From: Edmonton, AB (That's in Canada, by the way)
Originally posted by onehawaiian
To Wong Foo. holy crap that movie should be banned. i got tricked into watching that one... thought it was a undercover cop action movie. i mean c'mon, TuWong Foo? that kinda name has got to be a martial arts flic... damn i was wrong.
To Wong Foo. holy crap that movie should be banned. i got tricked into watching that one... thought it was a undercover cop action movie. i mean c'mon, TuWong Foo? that kinda name has got to be a martial arts flic... damn i was wrong.
sucker..
**Punani Lover**
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 1,861
From: Hawaii (duh!)
okay, these movies ppl need to stay away from:
-to wong foo bastards!
-battlefield earth
-dune (not the original, the stupid follw-up one)
please ppl, do not:
a) rent these movies
b) buy these movies
c) watch these movies (except to wong foo cause i want other ppl to go thru the same crap)
-to wong foo bastards!
-battlefield earth
-dune (not the original, the stupid follw-up one)
please ppl, do not:
a) rent these movies
b) buy these movies
c) watch these movies (except to wong foo cause i want other ppl to go thru the same crap)
Protege Enthusiast
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 323
From: Hamilton, ON
I know I am gonna get flamed for this one, it's not the worst movie ever made, but I was bored stiff. Had to turn it off.
'Thin Red Line"
Hmm lets see how many famous people we can put in a movie and not have them do anything. That freaking movie just won't end.
Stocker.
Oh worst movie I paid for in the theatre was "Event Horizen" Worst rental was Thou Shall not Kill" Lame vietnam war movie. So lame it should have been put out of its misery.
'Thin Red Line"
Hmm lets see how many famous people we can put in a movie and not have them do anything. That freaking movie just won't end.
Stocker.
Oh worst movie I paid for in the theatre was "Event Horizen" Worst rental was Thou Shall not Kill" Lame vietnam war movie. So lame it should have been put out of its misery.
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