what crap is this?!?!?!
June-24th-2004, 03:46 PM
#1
The man behind the mask
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what crap is this?!?!?!
http://www2.msprotege.com/forum/showthread.php?t=70560
HAHAHAHAHA!!. Ok guys, enough time has passed. I have proven myself day in and day out that I and I alone am the greatest representative of all mankind.
Therefore, I nominate MYSELF as the High Emporer Cheif Executive in charge of operations for Alabaster, AL Mazda Protege Club of the suberb of Birmingham, AL.....since no'one else will.
As High Emporer you shall be required to pay taxes to me and I shall be given first "rights" to all new brides. This is an honorable position and one you shall take seriously least the air be let out of your tires and pizza dough shoved in your exhaust.
My Fellow subjects it is your duty to support me in anyway neccessary and attend 35 racing events per week with written documentation and proof of not being owned by a honda. In the event you ARE owned by a honda you shall be required to wash and wax my car for a period of no less than 2 months. Should you choose to start your own mazda club (pro-mazda , nepoc, etc) you shall be labeled a *** and laughed at accordingly.
Court is adjourned. The emporer has spoken.
HAHAHAHAHA!!. Ok guys, enough time has passed. I have proven myself day in and day out that I and I alone am the greatest representative of all mankind.
Therefore, I nominate MYSELF as the High Emporer Cheif Executive in charge of operations for Alabaster, AL Mazda Protege Club of the suberb of Birmingham, AL.....since no'one else will.
As High Emporer you shall be required to pay taxes to me and I shall be given first "rights" to all new brides. This is an honorable position and one you shall take seriously least the air be let out of your tires and pizza dough shoved in your exhaust.
My Fellow subjects it is your duty to support me in anyway neccessary and attend 35 racing events per week with written documentation and proof of not being owned by a honda. In the event you ARE owned by a honda you shall be required to wash and wax my car for a period of no less than 2 months. Should you choose to start your own mazda club (pro-mazda , nepoc, etc) you shall be labeled a *** and laughed at accordingly.
Court is adjourned. The emporer has spoken.
June-24th-2004, 05:26 PM
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HAHAHAHA!! Natey always comes through with a picture to make me laugh hard enough for my fractured ribs to poke my lungs!!
Thanks Natey.
Phantom, you are now demoted from "lead scrumpet" to "first wench". Enjoy all of the benefits and privalages thus associated.
Thanks Natey.
Phantom, you are now demoted from "lead scrumpet" to "first wench". Enjoy all of the benefits and privalages thus associated.
June-24th-2004, 08:12 PM
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Originally posted by Roddimus Prime
HAHAHAHA!! Natey always comes through with a picture to make me laugh hard enough for my fractured ribs to poke my lungs!!
Thanks Natey.
Phantom, you are now demoted from "lead scrumpet" to "first wench". Enjoy all of the benefits and privalages thus associated.
HAHAHAHA!! Natey always comes through with a picture to make me laugh hard enough for my fractured ribs to poke my lungs!!
Thanks Natey.
Phantom, you are now demoted from "lead scrumpet" to "first wench". Enjoy all of the benefits and privalages thus associated.
i was really just having a....a spiritual moment...yeah, that's it...
June-24th-2004, 08:45 PM
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Well you see what defying me with your "spiritual moment" has brought down upon yourself....my wrath.
Natey, I hearby declare you "First Minister of Comical Photography". This position is renewable yearly by a vote of all members in our following. Do not fear about losing job however as High Emporer I will make sure no trouble soils your doorstep.
p.s. on a side note...did you guys see that sig "MAZDASPORT.....we put the words MAZDA and SPORT together"... GREATEST SIG EVER!!!
Natey, I hearby declare you "First Minister of Comical Photography". This position is renewable yearly by a vote of all members in our following. Do not fear about losing job however as High Emporer I will make sure no trouble soils your doorstep.
p.s. on a side note...did you guys see that sig "MAZDASPORT.....we put the words MAZDA and SPORT together"... GREATEST SIG EVER!!!
June-24th-2004, 10:00 PM
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Man I love it when Matty goes through hid bi-monthly crack withdrawl. You can have alabaster, but I get Homewood and Vestavia, since I technically live in both cities (dont ask how, I dont know) That should **** Justin and Alex off nicely.
June-25th-2004, 09:51 AM
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Originally posted by Anarchistchiken
Man I love it when Matty goes through hid bi-monthly crack withdrawl. You can have alabaster, but I get Homewood and Vestavia, since I technically live in both cities (dont ask how, I dont know) That should **** Justin and Alex off nicely.
Man I love it when Matty goes through hid bi-monthly crack withdrawl. You can have alabaster, but I get Homewood and Vestavia, since I technically live in both cities (dont ask how, I dont know) That should **** Justin and Alex off nicely.
LMMFAO.........HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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June-25th-2004, 11:13 AM
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Well matthew, if you want my land, come and claim it. I recently aqured a 12 foot tall catapult that shot a water baloon from my house to lakeshore (NOT EXAGERATING) That's about a mile downhill over woods and a shopping center for those of you outside Birmingham.