I just got home from school about 10 minutes ago. I turned the oven on to cook some dinner. After a minute or two I smelled something. Burning hair, I thought to myself, What the ****??
I opened the oven and there was a ****** mouse running around in there. Totally wierded me out. The thing got out and I sicked the roomate's cat on it. I was starving when I got home, I don't know if I am now.

 

You are not hungry anymore? Just one little baked mouse filled you up?
Alex

 

You think that's fucked?
Listen to this.
Besides a 2003 Protege5, I also drive a 1994 Corolla. The Corolla has stock iron wheels with wheel caps. One rainy day when I was waiting to pick up my friend. I walked around my car to check it out while I was waiting. Then I noticed something, a tiny lighted color string sticking out of the tiny gab between the wheel cab edge and the wheel.
I used a stick and touched the think, and it was soft. I was starting to feel disgusted. I remove the wheel cab, and WTF, a dead mouse was trapped inside the deep rim on the wheel where it used to hold the wheel cab claws. The dead mouse body was pressed to the shape of the.
I didn't know if it was too cold and it hid himself inside my wheel, got trapped and couldn't get out, or someone was playing a practical joke on me.

 

That reminds of a story I once heard. A friend of mine who worked as a service manager at a Cadillac dealership once had a little old lady come in one winter complaining that her Caddy's engine was making funny squealing noises and a really foul smell was coming from under the hood.

It turns out that the lady had parked outside a few nights before and a cat had crawled up into the nice, warm engine bay to escape the winter cold. The lady went outside the next day and started the car with the unlucky cat sleeping on top of one of the car's engine drive belts. Needless to say, the consequences were not pretty. The belt was damaged, and the entire engine compartment was coated with shredded pieces of... well, you know.

I still feel sorry for the service tech who had to fix the belt and clean out the engine compartment.

 

LMAO! Imagine the sound it made when she started the car: "Meeeeeoowwwwsgsdgsdfhdfh...."

-oh yeah, I hate cats.

 

Yeah, I've heard stories like that before. One other time about a year and a half ago, I was sleeping, with my window open, I heard something outide really close to the window, well o.k. I was only half asleep, I didn't think anything of it then whatever it was started making more noise, still didn't think anything of it. Then that something fell on my bed which completely woke me up. I sat up and there was a mouse on my blanket. It had chewed its way through the screen, gotten on my window sill and walked off it falling onto my bed.
I tried to catch it, but it ran and hid it took half an hour before i caught and killed it. by that time I couldn't fall back asleep.

 

You've got bad luck with mice man.

Here's one to make you feel better.

My friend was going to feed his snake some mice. Unfortunately after the 1st mouse his snake was too full to eat anymore and he was left with one mouse. My friend (let's call him Joe) stuffed the mouse in a tupperware container and skook the hell out of it killing the mouse. He later dropped it in his snakes tank for a midnight snack.

 

Oh man, I was parked along the road this weekend, and this trailblazer drove by with a cat dangling from underneath it... I have no idea how it was attach, but it was sad

 

"oohh, it burns"

 

Another story with my cars.
My 1994 Corolla was a 2nd car when I bought it. When I bought it, I never really did check the inside of the trunk. All I checked was how it drives, the outside condition, and anything that moves.
Once I want to install a pair of fog lights myself and I need to jack up the car.
I opened the trunk, opened the board that covers the small compartment that hid the jack and tools, and WTF, there are condoms in there.
I don't long how long they have been there but the packaging foils are starting to decompose.
I mean, who the hell put condoms in there? Did the previous owner of this vehicle "DO IT" while jacking the car up?

 

i too have a cat story. but ended up ok.

went out one day to check oil in my moms 87 olds. popped the hood and there is a white cat staring at me. scared me. but it jumped out from the bottom of the car. checked the oil and went to tell my mom. couple of minutes later i come outsed to move the car and just in case decided to check the engine again. popped the hood and there is the same cat sitting there by the belts. i was like wtf. he jumped out again and that was the last time that he was in there (i assume because luckily we never found a dead cat body in there)

 

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

It could have been worse midnight....it could have been a RAT! LOL

 

oh damn, how did you know about that?

 

i wish that was true

can i say that? i am sure brian is lurking here somewhere


p.s. can somebody design a smiley face with its tongue pierced?