Roddimus Prime

Kargoboy shiped me some rims for powdercoating and the delivery guy was in my driveway looking at my turbo-pinto and told me "hey man, I do custom cars...you should let me hook your ride up." I guess he obviously didin't notice the supercharged p5 in the drive or the 67 GT350 in the garage so I just informed him that I do my own car work and I was under the impression his job was driving a delivery truck.....

He proceeds to tell me about his "business"....he hands me a business card. Words can't describe it. I'll try anyway, though I'm no wordsmith.

The card is gloss black with gold writing. It appears to have a big logo of two schwastikas (this was given to me by a black guy) it says :
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Dorvon & Vincent
Vehicle Customization Consultants

(logo here)


Hookup Car Accessories

CAR CALANDER MODEL SEARCH
"DIRTY SOUTH CAR CALANDER"

xxx-xxx-xxxx
xxx-xxx-xxxx

hookupcaraccess@blackplanet.com
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These guys want to "hook up my ride"..... :

JDM-P5

That's the funniest...dumbest thing ever...you should have given him the:

kargoboy

That's pretty funny. Did you ask what exactly 'hooking up' meant?
Probably just a 6000lb audio system and vinyl flames.

Phantom Cruiser

Hey...you can come down here and get a 'hopping kit' for $3500 installed by some ghetto-hood-rats! (I swear it's all true)

TeamPlayers

Wow I am at a loss of words. I mean this has to be one of the dumbest things I have heard. As a black man I am alittle embarressed. But hey everyone has to make a living so I cant knock that.

FlyinHawaiian071

Wait... did I read GT350? Color/condition?

trancenental

Any chance of a picture of the card...I'd like to put it under windshields in the lots on campus.

Seriously though, everyone has some version of these dudes. Mine is "Dude don't pay to get it done. My uncle/cousin/PO/boy has a shop down in TJ..."

JDM-P5

I feel you.


Yah...I saw that also...Money says that Stang is the Mr. Billy Bad *** of the trio Matty has tucked away.

Roddimus Prime

It's a 1967 GT350 (not original). It started it's life as a tired straight6. I had a body shop build the car from the ground up and I took the engine and tranny from a wrecked 65GT350 and swapped it into the chasis. The engine was soft and the tranny softer. I bought a new C4 (auto) with shiftkit and "freshened the motor". It made 297bhp stock....I figure it's making right about that at the wheels now. I had it dyno'd about4 years ago at 312whp but since then I've removed the aftermarket ignition and the carb is dried out.


It's just a play car for me...I haven't driven it on the road in probably 1.5 years.

Phantom Cruiser

Sounds like it definitely needs a 'hopping kit'

kmaalfiisa

hook it up huh.. *in slang terms that means to jack your car* (just kidding)