Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?

A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise &semen?

A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

Have a nice day

 

I agree. My vote is duncanslx. If he does what he said he is going to do tonight in front of his wife and mom while watching O.C., he deserves an Oscar performance for doing the most craziest **** imagined!

I can see him at the podium. "And I would esp. like to thank my wife for walking in on me..."

MisterT

 

I'm waiting for the Ghost to pop in here and say something about my driving...

 

Didnt you crash into a harley while chasing some female in a yellow p5?

 

Unfortunatley, that was me. Technically...the Harley crashed into me. I feel that I'm going to be famous for that one. Well...that will be one of the many things. I'm also quite well known for doing the speed limit in a blizzard and making my passengers scream while driving in the mountains, but that was long ago in a land far away.

 

In a blizzard? Doing like 45? You are quite crazy amigo.

 

lost concept for

going to his friends place with a gun and waving it around to protect himself, but still

and

for shoot teenies with a pelet gun BOL thats soo funny

 

Actually it was 55-60 on the highway...the scariest thing was passing the tractor trailers since you couldn't see the lines designating where the lanes were.

I actually almost broke my passenger side window when I hit a switchback really fast and my passenger's head bounced off the window. He wasn't very happy. I wish I could find my pictures from Deal's Gap. I used to have a sweet picture of me in a complete drift almost crashing, but that hard drive got wiped out earlier this year. Go figure.

 

Uhh I guess I'm honored, but most people think juggalos are crazy anyway, so yeah. much clown luv

 

Wow I dont think we can have just one winner here. Im stuck between fallintotheshadow and dunanslx.

 

I am honored to be up on top also. LOL

It took years of madness to make it this far.

I wanna thank Jebus !
I also want to thank Ash Catchem for collecting all 2500 Pokemon

And Zordon from the first power rangers, he inspired my life, So did JEB from VR Troopers

!!!

Ok i am going to bed

Little Kids Get It To

 

lol like your kids shows eh ?

 

Didn't Chastan post a picture of his ***?

 

i actually sat down and watched through a whole episode of Pokemon on Cartoon Network last night

Psyduck is cool

 

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To Unite All People Within Or Nation ...
To Denouce The Evils Of Truth And Love ...
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Jesse ...
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