Roddimus Prime

Yeah, I'm filing this under "N" for NO ****!

it would help if we were actually looking for him!


p.s. Osama...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7185592/

tonkabui

osama who? dude, we're safer now. and so is the world. we got SADDAM! and we're spreading democracy in iraq by giving a venue for religious fundamentalists to once again take hold of the country. and we're not friends with syria cause they're occupying lebanon. and iran better watch out cause if they don't watch it with their nuclear stuff, we're going in after the ayatollahs! and did you see how social security is being planned in the war room of ideas? we're gonna save social security, which makes us safer. cause saddam's captured. war on terror is being won. remember, we got saddam. and the world is a safer place. especially since he funded terrorists. saddam. al-qaeda. saddam. iraq. weapons of mass destruction. nuclear weapons. iran. syria. lebanon. democracy. safety.

hahahaha.

Roddimus Prime

i'm going to find osama and bring him to dinner....i mean justice! Thats how we do things here in the u s of a....we bring things to justice and put boots in peoples asses.

what? running low on trees and snow?? Hey canada...GET OUT! Or else we'll spread democracy there you stupid national-healthcare-having-hockey-lovers.

N. Korea?? you want some?? WMD's!! WMD's!! Time to bomb, make daddy some more money.

tonkabui

no, we must not remind the american people who osama is. they've almost forgotten. we now must inject them with new middle eastern names. mohammad ali. he's a new terror leader, not the boxer. then there's al-zarqawi. then there's ali a-babwa. yes. so many terrorists. must kill iraqis. (you know what's really funny about iraq? well, not really funny haha but funny ironic. more iraqis have died AFTER saddam's reign. that's what? 2 years vs. over 35? holy hell! YAY DEMOCRACY!)

kargoboy

tonk, I could not have said this any better myself.

cornercarve98

Osama must have been real good at hide and seek when he was a kid...

Roddimus Prime

actually when Osama was a kid he was VERY into western society. I've seen family pictures of his from the 70's where he was dressed up like Peter Brady and pimping a dodge sedan of some kind. They used to vacation here in the states and wear western clothing...but apparently the US is only good enough vacation in and bomb,.

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!

dudeondacouch

but we are looking...

looking so hard that here I sit at a computer in oklahoma (wearing a camoflauged uniform for no apparent reason) instead of in the sandbox with my M109A6. <--- 67 ton tracked howitzer.

SciFiMan

I don't doubt they've had him pinned down a couple times but let him slip away. All they need to do is keep him disrupted so he can't do anything major. But they can't possibly catch him yet. Bush and the Pentagon desperately need him out here as a target so they can maintain their policy's of aggressive democratization of the world. It it wouldn't surprise me if they finally catch him just before Bush leaves office, so he'll have that for the history books (he has nothing else positive).

JDM-P5

Damn it...we trained him and look where it got us.