Ninjas=Real Ultimate Power...friggin sweet
January-26th-2005, 12:15 AM
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Ninjas=Real Ultimate Power...friggin sweet
This has got to be one of the funniest sites I've seen in a LONG time. The guy who made it sounds like an 8yr old but his adjectives and descriptions blow me away. Dude even sells a book on ninjas on Amazon!! It's been reviewed 183 times!!
I love his "facts about ninjas"...
Ninja's are mammals
Ninja's Fight all the time
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Those are the facts and they are undisputed!
(the following is the greatest description/desicaration of a 14th century chinese tradition)
"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
I love his "facts about ninjas"...
Ninja's are mammals
Ninja's Fight all the time
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Those are the facts and they are undisputed!
(the following is the greatest description/desicaration of a 14th century chinese tradition)
"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
January-26th-2005, 08:08 AM
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Karen, I bought that t-shirt!! on the site he sells t-shirts and I got that one!! It has the real ultimate power logo on the front and "Ninjas are sooooo sweet I wanna crap my pants." on the back!
January-26th-2005, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Roddimus Prime
Karen, I bought that t-shirt!! on the site he sells t-shirts and I got that one!! It has the real ultimate power logo on the front and "Ninjas are sooooo sweet I wanna crap my pants." on the back!
*speechless*
January-26th-2005, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by JDM-P5
I have a friend that I'm stationed with..he thinks he's a Ninja.
i bet I could kill him in one punch....or at least knock him down to where he'll think twice before getting back up!
January-26th-2005, 01:56 PM
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Hahah, My old neighbor had a bunch of wesites like this, he showed me this along time ago, its awesome. I like Seppuku-The ancient are of killing yourself(Step 5: Get really super pissed) lol.
Here's another site that my neighbor showed me...its real funny, some people might find somethings offensive, but I think its hailarious...
http://maddox.xmission.com/
There's a lot of stuff on that site, some of the hatemail is funny too!
Later.
Here's another site that my neighbor showed me...its real funny, some people might find somethings offensive, but I think its hailarious...
http://maddox.xmission.com/
There's a lot of stuff on that site, some of the hatemail is funny too!
Later.
January-26th-2005, 01:59 PM
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"Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the ****. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised ******* and a failed relationship. I rule.
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HAHAHHHA!!
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HAHAHHHA!!
January-26th-2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Roddimus Prime
i bet I could kill him in one punch....or at least knock him down to where he'll think twice before getting back up!
Finger touch death grip BIOOOOTCH!
Picture me screaming that ^^^ out in the backyard at a party where it happened.
"Shaolin shadow boxing, and the wu-tang sword style...."
KUNG FU GURU here!
January-26th-2005, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by JDM-P5
Probably....he's like 5'7 120lbs and I've dropped him w/just a pressure point grab.
Finger touch death grip BIOOOOTCH!
Picture me screaming that ^^^ out in the backyard at a party where it happened.
"Shaolin shadow boxing, and the wu-tang sword style...."
KUNG FU GURU here!
Finger touch death grip BIOOOOTCH!
Picture me screaming that ^^^ out in the backyard at a party where it happened.
"Shaolin shadow boxing, and the wu-tang sword style...."
KUNG FU GURU here!
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