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Old April-24th-2007, 12:16 PM
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Man cuts off ***** in packed London restaurant

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Man cuts off ***** in restaurant
- Tuesday, 24 April 2007, 09:57 GMT 10:57 UK

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/6586879.stm

A man cut off his ***** with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening. A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his *****. A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
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Old April-24th-2007, 01:13 PM
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Man, that guy was pretty angry.

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Old April-24th-2007, 01:19 PM
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He's British though, so probably only a 1/2 size serving!

Question is, why would the doctors even bother trying to re-attach his johnson when we just got done cutting it off?
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Old April-24th-2007, 01:21 PM
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So he can do it all over again and come back to them to dish out another $100K for ***** reattachment? Or maybe he was hoping the doctors would hook up with a bigger one or somethin ..
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Old April-24th-2007, 06:00 PM
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I'm investing my money in the word "OUCH".

I cried like a baby when I got my sack caught in my zipper once. I couldn't even begin to imagine the pain this must've been. Think about it.... you couldn't just snip it off. You'd have to saw through it a little at first.

good lord. Thanks a lot Ryan.
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yeah, getting caught in ur zipper hurts like a bitch
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